Comments on: A Quick Warning To Pat Bowlen

By: Dr Steve Brule

Dr Steve Brule — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:31:42 +0000

…Tuck in drunken Switzer…

Was I the only person who read this as ‘turducken Switzer’ the first time? And subsequently became very hungry?

By: Playoff Beard

Playoff Beard — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:42:11 +0000

Noon is PM

By: Stylist Mick

Stylist Mick — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:19:35 +0000

Bobby Petrino doesn’t think this was funny.

[/runs back to purgatory on Earth known as Arkansas]

By: Chad's Wobbler

Chad's Wobbler — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:50:47 +0000

Hey Floppy Dick,

hahahahahaha. They can’t write either.

By: Doug's Kin Flutie

Doug's Kin Flutie — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:38:15 +0000

Bob Stoops works about as hard as a French union laborer.

Slow clap, as I chow down on my Freedom Fries.

By: That Just Happened

That Just Happened — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:44:05 +0000

@NMC because thesse winning douchebags will always think they are better coaches than they really are. They won’t accept the fact that they have far better talent than the teams they play. See Saban and Spurrier. although Carroll has already crashed twice in the NFL, so I think he knows he should stay at USC.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:31:00 +0000

that ? was supposed to read “Insert Dipshit Team Du Jour Of The NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE?”

Apparently fake shit you put in html tags still gets treated as actual html? Who knew?!

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:29:53 +0000

Why do NFL teams keep thinking Stoops and Carroll will leave their highly successful college programs to go coach for ?

Hmmm, let’s see. Win 95% of your games every year because your athletes are simply better than 99% of all other college’s athletes, while being buried in hot college poon and make 6 million bucks for your troubles?

Or, coach a team of guys who won’t listen to you to a 4-12 record while owner, GM, press and fanbase blast you mercilessly, and make 7 million for your troubles?

I’d stay elbow deep in college poon too.

By: spanky datass

spanky datass — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:13:59 +0000

I think Denver mentioning Stoops and Garrett are just pellets in the shotgun blast of a press release. Teams with crappy front offices won’t be able to find the Bronco’s favorite in the pattern.

/dick joke

By: TomahawkFlop

TomahawkFlop — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:55:47 +0000

The cheese, I also graduated from OU and while part of me is wishing nothing comes of these rumors, I also believe Stoops doesnt have the right personality (not even close) to be a successful NFL coach. I think there’s only about a 10% chance he entertains the offer at all.