Comments on: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:36:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: tears of tebow http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98407 tears of tebow Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:38:51 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98407 Laying people off to make up for likely future taxes when the economy is in the shitter is like moving out of your house to avoid hurricane season when your house is on fire. And you live in Montana. Laying people off to make up for likely future taxes when the economy is in the shitter is like moving out of your house to avoid hurricane season when your house is on fire. And you live in Montana.

]]> By: Animal Mother http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98322 Animal Mother Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:40:54 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98322 Think of all the cap space Little Danny would save if he only fired himself. The hire a monkey to be GM, the team would improve dramatically. Think of all the cap space Little Danny would save if he only fired himself.

The hire a monkey to be GM, the team would improve dramatically.

]]> By: twoeightnine http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98132 twoeightnine Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:49:50 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98132 Are they going to cut the tomahawks in half? Or just use the stubby triangular part? http://www.sportsartifacts.com/memtomahawk.JPG Are they going to cut the tomahawks in half? Or just use the stubby triangular part?

http://www.sportsartifacts.com/memtomahawk.JPG

]]> By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98128 Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:43:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98128 Correction: "Vishante's Thunderdicks." Correction:

“Vishante’s Thunderdicks.”

]]> By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98125 Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:36:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98125 Other budgetary measures include discontinuing the "menstrual rags of death" in favor or refashioning old shipments of Atlanta Braves' foam tomahawks into 'Official Washington Redskins' Cooley Cocks TM.' No word yet on whether Minnesota plans to follow suit with 'Vishante's Thundercocks." clap clap clapclapclap... Other budgetary measures include discontinuing the “menstrual rags of death” in favor or refashioning old shipments of Atlanta Braves’ foam tomahawks into ‘Official Washington Redskins’ Cooley Cocks TM.’ No word yet on whether Minnesota plans to follow suit with ‘Vishante’s Thundercocks.”

clap clap clapclapclap…

]]> By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98122 Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:23:17 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98122 That Marley & Me spoiler campaign wasn't going to pay for itself. "Yeh, they know Hitler doesn't die at the end, but what if they also know the dog does die?" That Marley & Me spoiler campaign wasn’t going to pay for itself. “Yeh, they know Hitler doesn’t die at the end, but what if they also know the dog does die?”

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98120 Otto Man Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:18:58 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98120 He's not trying to avoid Obama's rollback of the tax cuts for tycoons. He's trying to help Bush set a new record for most jobs lost in a presidency. What a patriot. He’s not trying to avoid Obama’s rollback of the tax cuts for tycoons. He’s trying to help Bush set a new record for most jobs lost in a presidency. What a patriot.

]]> By: LaFavre's Next Retirement http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98117 LaFavre's Next Retirement Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:09:41 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98117 Snyder thinks he just made cap space. Snyder thinks he just made cap space.

]]> By: Nate Newton's van http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98114 Nate Newton's van Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:59:30 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98114 Must be the 42 head coaches still on the payroll. Must be the 42 head coaches still on the payroll.

]]> By: Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/9997.html/comment-page-1#comment-98111 Big Daddy Drew Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:54:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9997#comment-98111 Y'all been scalp'd! Y’all been scalp’d!

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