BODY STOCKINGS FOR EVERYONE IF YOU VOTE FOR KSK! Much like you, I could no longer handle Nightmarelard at the top of the page. Charlize Theron is here to make it up to you, just as long as you vote for KSK in the Weblog Awards. We don’t even have a full third of the vote! Crush that soccer blog! Crush it I say!
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Slothrop: Don’t forget your hat.
eh, she’s a wee brain.
Finally a window-sill worth eating.
Oh yeah you are! You’re at 33.3% now! Eleventy! Or, whatever…
For more full-frontal Charlize, see “2 Days in the Valley.”
Are we going to get something funny here about Mangini replacing Crenel for the Browns coaching job? Or is there just no humour to be mined there?
wow… I just went to espn.com and I am never going back there… .incredibly annoying and crappy! I’m a huge sports fan and the fact I go there maybe once a week shows how much it already sucked… but if you want to see the new first-place winner for losing teh web, click over there now. Guhhhh
Is she playing some sort of stiletto-throwing superhero in that pic? I’m intrigued.
Charlize is a stone-fox. She did a full-frontal scene in “Devil’s Advocate”; although she’s wounded, Satanically-posessed and in a church. Still, it’s Charlize Theron full-frontal.
Thanks for posting quickly and moving Nightmarmalard down the page.
/shiver
I sure could go for some lie-down kisses with Charlize about now.
Soccer by Ives? Really?
clmets – I’ll take that as a vote for more nightmare fuel. I’ll be sure to remember that.
Couldn’t you post a picture of Charlize where she doesn’t look like she’s auditioning for the lead role in The Unborn?