The KSK Football/Sex Advice Mailbag Returns Tomorrow. Hey, you! Captain Limpdick! Need sound sexual advice from six convicted misdemeanor blowjob solicitors? Or care to just chat about what a cockbag Carl Peterson is? Then email us here for the glorious return of KSK Football/Sex Advice Mailbag. Be sure to include one question about the NFL, and one question about sex advice. Then we can all have a good laugh at your expense. The mailbag will continue into the offseason as well. Because Fordyce’s jokes work all year round.
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Is it bad that I recognized that was Kelly Monaco immediately because I committed many sinful acts to that issue of Playboy when it was left in my fraternity’s bathroom? I loved her so much I kept the issue AFTER it had been in a communal frat bathroom.
I know why it burns when I pee.
Oh, please, you love my advice.
@Spanky — Back off, I saw her first.
@ Pemulis — If you cannot believe what you read on line, what can you believe in?
@ Stylist Mick – That would not be the manly thing to do. Vaginas can get damaged and unusable for sex that way. Ribs or head only.
I’m curious to know roughly what percentage of the sex advice questions are legit. Because no number would really surprise me.
Is it okay to perform a place kick with a woman’s vagina acting as the football?
should I keep Edinson Volquez?
Thanks Drew for that picture. More Kelly Monaco for Weblog award pimping says I.
Dear KSK,
Why does it burn when I pee?
Sincerely,
Matt Leinart
fmra…I love you!
But what are we supposed to ask about during the off-season? Can we cut the fantasy football foreplay and just move right to the sex?
Thank god you are bringing this back! It is by far one of the funniest reads every week.
I’m too busy doin’ it while watching the NFL playoffs to have any questions about either subject.