The KSK Football/Sex Advice Mailbag Returns Tomorrow. Hey, you! Captain Limpdick! Need sound sexual advice from six convicted misdemeanor blowjob solicitors? Or care to just chat about what a cockbag Carl Peterson is? Then email us here for the glorious return of KSK Football/Sex Advice Mailbag. Be sure to include one question about the NFL, and one question about sex advice. Then we can all have a good laugh at your expense. The mailbag will continue into the offseason as well. Because Fordyce’s jokes work all year round.
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January 7th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I’m too busy doin’ it while watching the NFL playoffs to have any questions about either subject.
January 7th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Thank god you are bringing this back! It is by far one of the funniest reads every week.
January 7th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
But what are we supposed to ask about during the off-season? Can we cut the fantasy football foreplay and just move right to the sex?
January 7th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
fmra…I love you!
January 7th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Dear KSK,
Why does it burn when I pee?
Sincerely,
Matt Leinart
January 7th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Thanks Drew for that picture. More Kelly Monaco for Weblog award pimping says I.
January 7th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
should I keep Edinson Volquez?
January 7th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Is it okay to perform a place kick with a woman’s vagina acting as the football?
January 7th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I’m curious to know roughly what percentage of the sex advice questions are legit. Because no number would really surprise me.
January 7th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
@ Stylist Mick – That would not be the manly thing to do. Vaginas can get damaged and unusable for sex that way. Ribs or head only.
January 7th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@ Pemulis — If you cannot believe what you read on line, what can you believe in?
January 7th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
@Spanky — Back off, I saw her first.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Oh, please, you love my advice.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Is it bad that I recognized that was Kelly Monaco immediately because I committed many sinful acts to that issue of Playboy when it was left in my fraternity’s bathroom? I loved her so much I kept the issue AFTER it had been in a communal frat bathroom.
I know why it burns when I pee.