Vincent Jackson arrested on suspicion of DUI. Maybe he was driving the Chargers bandwagon? You’d have to be drunk for that.
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Vincent Jackson arrested on suspicion of DUI. Maybe he was driving the Chargers bandwagon? You’d have to be drunk for that.
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+1 Grimmbles. In your face you landlocked Steelers fans!
On the beach.
pocket darren is the new natrone means.
So his career is over after one good season?
I’ll take a bandwagon fanbase over a thoroughly disinterested one. And there are few more tepid than Chargers fans.
Oh, but they’re all of a sudden fired up the last two weeks. Why were they the month before that? Or ever, for that matter.
Meanwhile, LT is still crying because he’s a big sandy vagina and another Charger other than himself is getting all the attention.
good thing that whole “shooting steve foley” thing has given the chargers some pretty significant power over the SDPD. Vinny jack was immediately released and wont be charged.
OH. and if you want to talk about bandwagons, lets talk about how there isnt a team in professional sports with a bigger bandwagon fanbase than the steelers. they outsell almost every other stadium’s home fans even though most of these people have no affiliation to the city. they just had some dad or uncle or other fucker who liked to steelers cause they were good when everyone else sucked, and now they are big steelers fans.
pocket darren is the new natrone means.
/fuckin hates the steelers
/but still less than the pats and colts
@Porky
You win this blog entry. Good work.
@Capt Murphy
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4509/futurama-robot-hell-song
/turns off light
//tuns on ‘classical’ music
He must have been celebrating that awesome performance on Saturday.
/bitter
@ Johnny
This guy Dante wrote a great book once, you should check it out.
@Porky1
+1 for Beastie Boys/Futurama reference.
Word is that Merriman spiked his drink.
Leonard Little has a special place in Hell reserved for him, where he will be run over repeatedly by Halle Berry.
/will get to see it, also likely going there for pther reasons
//see you all there too
///that’s watcha watcha watcha get on level five
To be fair it did not in fact hurt Leonard Little. The family of Susan Gutweiler might disagree, but Little did his time(90 days and community service!). He definitely learned his less…..what? Seriously? OK well after the 2nd one he definitely definitely learned his lesson.
Was he looking for Brother Charles’s Blowjob Queen ???
@C-Student: Leonard Little agrees.
DUI never hurt nobody…wait
@Ape – You don’t stash him in the glove box. That’s the first place they check. There is a little lip above the gas and break. That’s where you stash him.
Doesn’t matter – you’ll never beat me in the Drunk League, grungedave. I have Pacman Jones, and I am indeed down wid it! Oh we gone shine. BULEE DAT!
Did he drive into his neighbor’s house, throw up on a woman and then punch her in the eye? No? Then Scott Spezio says he has a lot to learn.
Aww, dammit, I finally decide to bench Vincent Jackson in my “drunk players” fantasy league and then he does this… just like always!
Was Darren Sproles in the glove compartment?
Somewhere an Ape is smiling.
His lawyer insists the weaving he did while driving was all part of a slant pattern Norv called.
Chris Berman resents you not putting him in the driver’s seat for the Charger’s bandwagon.
as always, tv never lies–they are cracking down on drunk driving. I wonder if Jackson was driving the beer truck, the martini luxury car, or the fruity drink sedan.
Quick! Matron Saint sighting! Turn on NFL Live!
Does this mean Sproles has to fill in at WR, too?
It was still a better-executed drive than any the Dolphins had last Sunday.
You sure he wasn’t just following a Marmalard pass with his car, seeing where the wind would take it?
YOU BETTER FRISK SOMEBODAYYYY!
[ drunk tank door flies open ]