Vincent Jackson arrested on suspicion of DUI. Maybe he was driving the Chargers bandwagon? You’d have to be drunk for that.
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January 6th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
[ drunk tank door flies open ]
January 6th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
YOU BETTER FRISK SOMEBODAYYYY!
January 6th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
You sure he wasn’t just following a Marmalard pass with his car, seeing where the wind would take it?
January 6th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
It was still a better-executed drive than any the Dolphins had last Sunday.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Does this mean Sproles has to fill in at WR, too?
January 6th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Quick! Matron Saint sighting! Turn on NFL Live!
January 6th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
as always, tv never lies–they are cracking down on drunk driving. I wonder if Jackson was driving the beer truck, the martini luxury car, or the fruity drink sedan.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Chris Berman resents you not putting him in the driver’s seat for the Charger’s bandwagon.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
His lawyer insists the weaving he did while driving was all part of a slant pattern Norv called.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Somewhere an Ape is smiling.
January 6th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Was Darren Sproles in the glove compartment?
January 6th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Aww, dammit, I finally decide to bench Vincent Jackson in my “drunk players” fantasy league and then he does this… just like always!
January 6th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Did he drive into his neighbor’s house, throw up on a woman and then punch her in the eye? No? Then Scott Spezio says he has a lot to learn.
January 6th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Doesn’t matter – you’ll never beat me in the Drunk League, grungedave. I have Pacman Jones, and I am indeed down wid it! Oh we gone shine. BULEE DAT!
January 6th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
@Ape – You don’t stash him in the glove box. That’s the first place they check. There is a little lip above the gas and break. That’s where you stash him.
January 6th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
DUI never hurt nobody…wait
January 6th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
@C-Student: Leonard Little agrees.
January 6th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Was he looking for Brother Charles’s Blowjob Queen ???
January 6th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
To be fair it did not in fact hurt Leonard Little. The family of Susan Gutweiler might disagree, but Little did his time(90 days and community service!). He definitely learned his less…..what? Seriously? OK well after the 2nd one he definitely definitely learned his lesson.
January 6th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Leonard Little has a special place in Hell reserved for him, where he will be run over repeatedly by Halle Berry.
/will get to see it, also likely going there for pther reasons
//see you all there too
///that’s watcha watcha watcha get on level five
January 6th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Word is that Merriman spiked his drink.
January 6th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
@Porky1
+1 for Beastie Boys/Futurama reference.
January 6th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
@ Johnny
This guy Dante wrote a great book once, you should check it out.
January 6th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
He must have been celebrating that awesome performance on Saturday.
/bitter
January 6th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
@Capt Murphy
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4509/futurama-robot-hell-song
/turns off light
//tuns on ‘classical’ music
January 6th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
@Porky
You win this blog entry. Good work.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:44 am
good thing that whole “shooting steve foley” thing has given the chargers some pretty significant power over the SDPD. Vinny jack was immediately released and wont be charged.
OH. and if you want to talk about bandwagons, lets talk about how there isnt a team in professional sports with a bigger bandwagon fanbase than the steelers. they outsell almost every other stadium’s home fans even though most of these people have no affiliation to the city. they just had some dad or uncle or other fucker who liked to steelers cause they were good when everyone else sucked, and now they are big steelers fans.
pocket darren is the new natrone means.
/fuckin hates the steelers
/but still less than the pats and colts
January 7th, 2009 at 2:11 am
Meanwhile, LT is still crying because he’s a big sandy vagina and another Charger other than himself is getting all the attention.
January 7th, 2009 at 2:13 am
pocket darren is the new natrone means.
So his career is over after one good season?
I’ll take a bandwagon fanbase over a thoroughly disinterested one. And there are few more tepid than Chargers fans.
Oh, but they’re all of a sudden fired up the last two weeks. Why were they the month before that? Or ever, for that matter.
January 7th, 2009 at 3:11 am
On the beach.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:44 am
+1 Grimmbles. In your face you landlocked Steelers fans!