Well tanks fer nuttchin’. USAToday’s Jeff Zillgitt has a profile of bawdy Steelers kicker Jeff Reed today, complete with this little nugget:
Pictures of Reed with women at a Tampa bar this week surfaced. “I was with my teammates, and we had a good time,” Reed says. “Taking pictures with somebody is not necessarily a bad thing. I don’t care if it’s random fans who are guys or hot girls. You just have to be smart.”
No link, no name-check, nothing. Get bent, USA Today. I’m glad Gannett is folding like Superman on laundry day.
[ USAToday, how hard is that, jerky? ]
Tags: caddyshack references, drunken kickers, quick hits, whining
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January 30th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Jeff Reed is a man of the people.
January 30th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Why would it be a bad thing to have your picture taken with some prime blonde poon?
January 30th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/the_incredibles/jason_lee/face1.jpg
January 30th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I propose an immediate boycott of Gannett newspapers. What’s that? Nobody reads newspapers anymore? Oh. Well then, fuck them.
January 30th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
January 30th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
+1 for the Syndrome from the Incredibles pic. I was thinking the same exact thing.
January 30th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Dammit, that worked on a trial run.
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/radiofreewill/sniffingglue.jpg
January 30th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Otto, you gotta stop being so verbose there with the comments. Save some space for some of us man… JEEZ! LOL.
January 30th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Another shitty newspaper that I’ve worked for!
January 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
*waits for some overweight sweaty lazy-eyed virginal ksk commenter to make disparaging remarks about how the women in those photographs are really unattractive skanks who wouldn’t make them blow their festering cottage cheese-like loads all over their autographed Harlan Ellison framed 8×10 in exactly 3…2…1….*
January 30th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
That first comment was my tribute to Philip Glass.
January 30th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Hey, I don’t have a lazy eye!
January 30th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
No wedding ring and the one on his left looks pretty good from here. I say they waive the waiting period and induct into the HOF right now. His scoring must be some kind of all-time record for kickers.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Unless you can prove that you got fired in a public and humiliating fashion, Ape, I’m not buyin’ it.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I think Gannet should do a profile on Jeff Reed’s Jew facial features. That should help resuscitate such a mediocre newspaper.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Stay classy, Doc Himmler.
January 30th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
+1 Katni.
@Katni: You’re on a roll. Solid work helping with the female perspective in the mailbag comments.
January 30th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@Otto
Hey, they need something edgy. Enough with the High School football rankings, already.
/reads preview of old HS to see where they rank
January 30th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Wait, so is actually liking Jeff Reed from that article bad?
January 30th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
@LouistheLipps
The fact that you name dropped Harlan Ellison outs you as the exact sort of person you’re talking about. Projecting much?