Well tanks fer nuttchin’. USAToday’s Jeff Zillgitt has a profile of bawdy Steelers kicker Jeff Reed today, complete with this little nugget:
Pictures of Reed with women at a Tampa bar this week surfaced. “I was with my teammates, and we had a good time,” Reed says. “Taking pictures with somebody is not necessarily a bad thing. I don’t care if it’s random fans who are guys or hot girls. You just have to be smart.”
No link, no name-check, nothing. Get bent, USA Today. I’m glad Gannett is folding like Superman on laundry day.
[ USAToday, how hard is that, jerky? ]
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@LouistheLipps
The fact that you name dropped Harlan Ellison outs you as the exact sort of person you’re talking about. Projecting much?
Wait, so is actually liking Jeff Reed from that article bad?
@Otto
Hey, they need something edgy. Enough with the High School football rankings, already.
/reads preview of old HS to see where they rank
+1 Katni.
@Katni: You’re on a roll. Solid work helping with the female perspective in the mailbag comments.
Stay classy, Doc Himmler.
I think Gannet should do a profile on Jeff Reed’s Jew facial features. That should help resuscitate such a mediocre newspaper.
Unless you can prove that you got fired in a public and humiliating fashion, Ape, I’m not buyin’ it.
No wedding ring and the one on his left looks pretty good from here. I say they waive the waiting period and induct into the HOF right now. His scoring must be some kind of all-time record for kickers.
Hey, I don’t have a lazy eye!
That first comment was my tribute to Philip Glass.
*waits for some overweight sweaty lazy-eyed virginal ksk commenter to make disparaging remarks about how the women in those photographs are really unattractive skanks who wouldn’t make them blow their festering cottage cheese-like loads all over their autographed Harlan Ellison framed 8×10 in exactly 3…2…1….*
Another shitty newspaper that I’ve worked for!
Otto, you gotta stop being so verbose there with the comments. Save some space for some of us man… JEEZ! LOL.
Dammit, that worked on a trial run.
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+1 for the Syndrome from the Incredibles pic. I was thinking the same exact thing.
I propose an immediate boycott of Gannett newspapers. What’s that? Nobody reads newspapers anymore? Oh. Well then, fuck them.
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Why would it be a bad thing to have your picture taken with some prime blonde poon?
Jeff Reed is a man of the people.