Hey, how come Detroit doesn’t host more Super Bowls? Is it the vagabonds frozen in ice in the elevator shafts of abandoned warehouses? Be honest. It’s the dead frozen vagabonds, isn’t it? [The Detroit News]
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A little late, but +1000 Kimbo Gash
I thought the blacks were forced to play in the Russian KHL with Ray Emery, Kevin Weekes & Freddy Brathwaite?
People, people, we’re not focusing on the real story here- there were black people playing hockey!
Look for this on an upcoming episode of “Howie Do That”
@busy b-FUCK YOU FOR BEATING ME TO IT. i was excited to get near the bottom and not see any reference,and you had to ruin it.
of course the other bums werent going to call the police,thats good eatin come springtime
More proof that Detroit is Hell. 9th Circle. Probably Judecca.
He tried to skate on the other side of the ice.
Two minutes for tripping.
@robinson
Charles Rogers or Mike Willaims…both of those franchise killers need to be wearing cement shoes
@ CR – thanks for speaking up. you said it before i could
/also works in “justice” related profession
Damn, that last apple was way down at the bottom.
@ kiddicus-
You’re a fucking idiot.
It’s so cooold in tha D…
BFD if a child molester died, but the WWII vet article from MSP1 is straight up disturbing and sad. The man won a purple heart in the South Pacific and some asshat from the power company installed a device on his house that caused him to DIE! He was a bona fide American hero, more of a man than I could ever hope to be. Michigan can suck a half nut and so can the power company.
If God has any sense of justice, those feet belong to Charles Rogers.
I’ve been in jail longer than Nelson Mandela, so maybe you want me to run for president?
If he had burned a UAW worker he might still be alive today.
Another would-be Buck Rogers fails to make it to the 25th Century.
@UU: I hear ya. I just work in the justice system and trust me they’re not all monsters like on L&O:SVU and it’s not always cut and dry. But just ignore my crabbiness. It’s the cold. I’m not trying to fight on a sports humor website that’s ridiculous.
As another father, I’m with UU. I’d do the deed personally and then go all Sam-Jackson-in-A Time to Kill at my trial.
@CR, your opinion might change when you have kids of your own. Until then let’s agree to disagree on this one.
I concur UU!
I mean the Ford family could open up that stadium as a homeless shelter for the 19,000 homeless people in the city. It’s not like they actually use it for football or anything. Also, with all the hobos in there, it would more than double the attendance for the home games.
/make it so #1
@Upstate Underdog: well ok he probably was a horrible person but I still don’t think he deserved to die. so, death penalty for all second degree criminal sexual conduct convictions? I still have to ask, really? Nancy Grace?
That was one hell of a hip check.
/door to elevator shaft flies open
YA BETTA ASK SOMEBOD………ah shit too late.
@CR, from the article, “he was convicted in Grand Traverse County in 1991 of second-degree criminal sexual conduct against a person younger than 13.”
So to answer your question, yes really, he deserved to die.
I keep my hoboes in one place, and one place alone: A dead hooker pit. I figure the hoboes and hookers are pretty much cut from the same (dead) cloth anyway, right? And they fit right in together…stack ‘em ten high, and I’m ready to go.
It gets kind of tough when the pits get full…but that’s why God gave us backhoes, right?
@Upstate Underdog: really? he deserved to die? you don’t even know what he did, he could’ve been 16 yrs old having sex with another 16 yr old consensually. 20 years ago. sheesh.
“”You got a couple bucks?” he asked.”
Magnificent.
Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis gets the SB in 2012, so you might be onto something Ryno
Katni, Dallas hosts in 2011
@Ryno: And the same reason Dallas is getting the one in 2010 (or is it 2011?). So, yeah. You may be right.
Am I correct in saying that pretty much the only reason Detroit got the superbowl is because the NFL has a policy that promises to award the game to a town that invests in a new stadium?
It’s the same reason that KC is getting one coming soon correct?
you know, thats enough…stop making the beautiful wonderful gorg…BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ok I keed…this place sucks…how we ever got 1 superbowl let alone 2 is beyond me :/
Robert Van Winkle will be leading the political push on these issues.
(door flies open)
Alright stop, collaborate and listen!
That was actually future 2Port from a timeline where the Steelers loose Sunday night
– hopefully not our timeline
Jesus Hell Fucking Shitstorm Christ. Do those morons in that state up north not have heat? Burn things in empty barrels you neanderthal fucktards.
More freezing to death fun from the state of Michigan
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jWfXNyJfkN3J1S5Hxdra4nTXgdeAD960F4BG0
@SSB, thanks for piece of good news. All sex offenders should freeze to death.
Also, good to see others agreeing with me on the term “hobo”
@StuScott: In my head, I read that in a newscaster voice. Same frozen hobos, twice the hilarity.
Coming soon to a town near you if you keep bowing down to the UAW
Megadittos, moron. Megadittos.
@CR: And that’s not all your frozen Michigander news for today. A hobo froze to death in Grand Rapids because he was a sex offender and homeless shelters wouldn’t let him in.
Atleast nobody stole his wallet.
And that’s why they call it Hockey town
A man in his 60s was just found frozen to death in his truck outside his home in Detroit. He’d been apparently living in his truck cause he had no heat in his house. His dogs were found nearby dead of starvation. Ok, sorry. Seriously why am I reading the news anymore?
Also, this does absolutely zero to quell my lifelong morbid fascination with visiting Detroit. What can I say? Somebody rubbed a magnet against my moral compass when I was young.
“I don’t recognize him from his shoes.”
I’m surprised they found him with his shoes still on!
@Ryno: seriously right? why wont those pesky unions stop harassing those poor bedraggled multi-national corporations. dental care today, communism tomorrow!!! yeah, I’m off to puke.
That’s just awful. That is all.
Leave him for science, let explores in the year 3000 learn about our society from this guy
@Ryno: Yes, the UAW is what causes all misery. At least, the misery that’s not already caused by fags and colored people.
/begin PoFlaWa?
No thanks. I prefer my hobo-on-the-rocks with a twist of lemon.
Coming soon to a town near you if you keep bowing down to the UAW
@fmra: Don Cherry thinks your post is soft, like all european hockey players.
Bumsicle.
“I don’t recognize him from his shoes.”
Priceless.
/writes name and next of kin on shoes.
/elevator shaft of abandoned warehouse flies open
I find the term “vagabond” offensive, I prefer the term “hobo”
It turns out that [the discoverer of the body] last week was playing hockey with a group of other explorers on the frozen waters that had collected in the basement of the building. None of the men called the police, the explorer said. They, in fact, continued their hockey game.
game on!
“It turns out that this explorer last week was playing hockey with a group of other explorers on the frozen waters that had collected in the basement of the building. None of the men called the police, the explorer said. They, in fact, continued their hockey game.”
That caller was actually Henrik Zetterberg… the body was Chris Chelios.
whoops I mean GO STEELERS AND/OR CARDINALS