KSK: Say, Reader, do you like football?
Reader: Do I ever!
KSK: Do you like sex?
Reader: Yes, Mr. Blogger.
KSK: Well, why don’t you come over and talk about the game and then we’ll talk about sex.
Reader: KSK, I think you and I are going to get along just–
(They both trip in KSK’s driveway)
Reader and KSK: D’oh!
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Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.
It’s all in the Bible, son. It’s the Prankster’s Bible.
So that is like 15% that are utter crap, 35% regarding anal which is crap from another viewpoint, and that leaves 50% that aren’t craptastic!
Ryno- I’d say about 15% are utter crap
Do you hate pants?
IMPEACH CHURCHILL!!!
Maj – I’m curious. What percentage of Fantasy sex emails are just utter crap versus the percentage that you choose to answer?
Of course – if you want to tell me to get fucked, I’ll understand.
Hey, Flanders! I got us some kick ass seats!
I just want to eat some grits. Who’s with me? Anyone?
“Yes, eat ALL of our shirts!”
@Fitz: I’m sure she’ll prefer dining on the shorts over any type of sexual response.
KSK, when I tell a woman to “Eat my shorts”, what kind of response should I expect, sexually?
How great would it have been if they kept Pres. Ford around for more episodes. I wonder what Gerry’s stance on Flanders would have been?