KSK: Say, Reader, do you like football?
Reader: Do I ever!
KSK: Do you like sex?
Reader: Yes, Mr. Blogger.
KSK: Well, why don’t you come over and talk about the game and then we’ll talk about sex.
Reader: KSK, I think you and I are going to get along just–
(They both trip in KSK’s driveway)
Reader and KSK: D’oh!

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