“I like Ryan Clark, but his hits could be dirtier.” NBC announces the addition of YET A-FUCKING-NOTHER analyst for the Super Bowl: Rodney Harrison.
You know, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Then a little while down the line you apologize to all the people you hurt. [Awful Announcing]
Tags: quick hits
January 27th, 2009 at 11:15 am
With any luck, Harrison will take out Tiki’s knees and rearrange Olberman’s face.
January 27th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Is Dr. Joyce Brothers available?
January 27th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Jesus Fuck they really are trying to get me to not watch it, or just be ridiculously fucked up to take all this shit.
January 27th, 2009 at 11:31 am
But i must watch to see the segment on Harrison’s acupuncture !!!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Will Harrison be taking HGH to give his analysis?
January 27th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Hmmm I could have worded that a little bit better.
January 27th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Why don’t they just dig up Jimmy the Greek?
January 27th, 2009 at 11:52 am
I hope he held out for the center square. That’s prime real estate right there.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Paul Lynde and Peter King. Why did I not make that connection until now?
/Circle blocks the square.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Rodney Harrison silently wonders why Charles Nelson Reilly is sitting next time him on this panel, and what the guy from Family Feud and Running Man is doing here.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I wish I could be sitting next to all you fuckers to see your jaws drop when Costas says:
“And for another take, here’s Rob, the crying Giants fan.”
January 27th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Be perfectly honest – if the Super Bowl pregame was done on the set of Hollywood Squares, you’d watch, right?
January 27th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
“hey kettle you’re black”
–the pot
easy there pot, most of them are black, except for warner, roethl-abet, and ward
January 27th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
NBC is the Jon and Kate Plus 8 of football pre-game studios
January 27th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
@ Grimey – Only if she brings her own mic.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
@ Albo – that’d be a great name for the pre-game show – “Bob and Keith Plus 8″
January 27th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Let’s see that’s:
Tiki
Costas
Olbermann
Collinsworth
Millen
Dungy
Holmgren
Bettis
Harrison
King
Anyone think PK reported that Favre will retire for 2009 in hopes of getting him for the broadcast?
January 27th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Ryan Clark must have pictures of Goodell fucking Upshaw’s corpse.
January 27th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I heard the Bus was snowed in back in Detroit, coach Dick Vermiel will replace him.
January 27th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
*Vermeil*
January 27th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Sean Salisbury’s still waiting by the phone in a state of cat-like readiness.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Dr. Ruth Westheimer is going to be hosting a segment with Dr. Drew during the halftime show.
January 29th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
@nate, i havent heard anyone except for local baltimore media, ravens’ players and ravens’ fans say that clark’s hit on macgahee was illegal. he wasn’t a defenseless receiver(he had landed and taken 3 steps) and clark led with his shoulder and the helmet to helmet contact was incidental. so keep your head up willis or it’s gonna get knocked the fuck off. besides after ray lewis celebrated INJURING mendenhall and the team put out a bounty on hines ward, it became open season on ravens.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:50 am
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