Rod Tidwell at the Super Bowl. Or at least Cuba Gooding, Jr. Because apparently Chill Factor II or Snow Dogs VI aren’t in production at the moment. What actors will they get to play the 12 Cardinals fans in attendance? Where is Cushman in all this? Waiting to be in attendance when Tebow’s draft day rolls around?
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Fuck Rod Tidwell. Give me Julian Washington any day.
SHOW HIM THE FOOD STAMPS!!!
Cushman was Ryan Leaf, right?
@ EmmitSmithHOP KSK 47
This will destroy Americo-Australiali-inian relations! Lots of Dollaridoos are at stake here. Someone’s in for a Booting.
*Threadjack*
Due to the recent popularity of #47, i think that it’s appropriate to show y’all this myspace page. (it’s not her’s, sorry)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=111291136
*End Threadjack*
So sorry, but this has been totally overshadowed by Mickey Rourke going to Wrestlemania to fight Chris Jerico.
See, this is exactly what aggravates me about KSK. Toilet humor and jackboot thuggery is fine but your ridiculous over exaggerations in the name of parody get tired after awhile.
I mean, seriously, 12 Cardinal fans? They’ll be lucky to have half that number.
Yes, but will he be in the locker room trying to steal Michael Jordan’s underwear alongside Kevin Bacon?
You can’t blame Rod for taking any bones the team offers him…it’s been a rough time since his agent went crazy.
The #85 jersey will be worn by Rod Tidwell over Jerherme Urban’s cold, dead body. I know I’m not the only one hoping this comes true.
/It’s not like the Cards need their only white receiver…
Sooooo, this is the best the Cardinals marketing team could come with? Is the group run by autistic children?
Ben’s favorite player when he was in college was Shane Falco.
I DID NOT. SHOPLIFT. THE POOTY.
/okay, I shoplifted the pooty
“Fitzy, I’m wearing your underwear.”
Was he really acting in “Radio”?
Omar does it better.
Anthony “Johnny Be Goode” will be there, too- working at the concession stand.
When is Boat Trip II coming out, damnit?!
Cuba Gooding went full retard.
He has Cushlash
Well, this is certainly good news.
They’re still planning on infecting everyone who attends the Super Bowl with AIDS, right?