Rod Tidwell at the Super Bowl. Or at least Cuba Gooding, Jr. Because apparently Chill Factor II or Snow Dogs VI aren’t in production at the moment. What actors will they get to play the 12 Cardinals fans in attendance? Where is Cushman in all this? Waiting to be in attendance when Tebow’s draft day rolls around?
Tags: bamboozled spoofed him good, he'll still be hawking pepsi one, quick hit
January 26th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Well, this is certainly good news.
They’re still planning on infecting everyone who attends the Super Bowl with AIDS, right?
January 26th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
He has Cushlash
January 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Cuba Gooding went full retard.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
When is Boat Trip II coming out, damnit?!
January 26th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Anthony “Johnny Be Goode” will be there, too- working at the concession stand.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Omar does it better.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Was he really acting in “Radio”?
January 26th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
“Fitzy, I’m wearing your underwear.”
January 26th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I DID NOT. SHOPLIFT. THE POOTY.
/okay, I shoplifted the pooty
January 26th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Ben’s favorite player when he was in college was Shane Falco.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Sooooo, this is the best the Cardinals marketing team could come with? Is the group run by autistic children?
January 26th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
The #85 jersey will be worn by Rod Tidwell over Jerherme Urban’s cold, dead body. I know I’m not the only one hoping this comes true.
/It’s not like the Cards need their only white receiver…
January 26th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Yes, but will he be in the locker room trying to steal Michael Jordan’s underwear alongside Kevin Bacon?
You can’t blame Rod for taking any bones the team offers him…it’s been a rough time since his agent went crazy.
January 26th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
See, this is exactly what aggravates me about KSK. Toilet humor and jackboot thuggery is fine but your ridiculous over exaggerations in the name of parody get tired after awhile.
I mean, seriously, 12 Cardinal fans? They’ll be lucky to have half that number.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
So sorry, but this has been totally overshadowed by Mickey Rourke going to Wrestlemania to fight Chris Jerico.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
*Threadjack*
Due to the recent popularity of #47, i think that it’s appropriate to show y’all this myspace page. (it’s not her’s, sorry)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=111291136
*End Threadjack*
January 26th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
@ EmmitSmithHOP KSK 47
This will destroy Americo-Australiali-inian relations! Lots of Dollaridoos are at stake here. Someone’s in for a Booting.
January 26th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Cushman was Ryan Leaf, right?
January 26th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
SHOW HIM THE FOOD STAMPS!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 5:54 am
Fuck Rod Tidwell. Give me Julian Washington any day.