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By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:16:33 +0000

Mmm…Cave Creek Chili Beer…thanks for the reminder, porky1.
In other news, I saw a cat with a Steelers helmet on the Weather Channel this morning. Ape, are you sending pics of Jean Grey to WC?

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:42:15 +0000

Jam Master A thinks this post should be censored. He thinks it’s unsensitive to women. The rest of us understand it’s not personal, just comedy.

By: chris johnson as a second language

chris johnson as a second language — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 06:57:35 +0000

someone needs to plant a fucking cock in the mayors mouth to keep it from making such stupid fucking suggestions…..

By: Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 05:07:56 +0000

If the Cards win: The Steelers have to plant a cactus outside Heinz Field.

If the Steelers win: Mayor Scruggs must use said cactus to re-enact the “Lust” killing from “Se7en.”

By: Doug's Kin Flutie

Doug's Kin Flutie — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:00:50 +0000

Decaying post-industrial dystopia vs. artificial sprawling oasis: Who ya got?

By: Doug's Kin Flutie

Doug's Kin Flutie — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:57:39 +0000

Cardinals win: divert the Allegheny to Phoenix

Steelers win: divert the Salt to Pittsburgh

By: H.C. Prick

H.C. Prick — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:48:25 +0000

Cards win: She gets the money from all fines DUI, disorderly conduct, vandalism and wife beatery for the night of the game (A figure economists estimate to be a billions).
Steelers win: She has to be called Gov. Cuntface in all government business for the next three months, and give analingus to Casey Hampton after the game (before his shower).

By: GoSlash27

GoSlash27 — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:47:02 +0000

If Arizona wins, Mayor Steely McSteelersteel will have to re-enact 5 minutes of “Raising Arizona” on Oprah.
If Pittsburgh wins, Mayor Steely McSteelersteel will have to re-enact 5 minutes of “Raising Arizona” on Dr. Phil.
/ only fair

By: porky1

porky1 — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:38:04 +0000

How about a case of Iron City Beer against a case Cave Creek Chili Beer?

Or how about 100 gallons of ketchup vs. 100 useless online diplomas?

By: Kordell Stewart's Scar Tissue

Kordell Stewart's Scar Tissue — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:45:52 +0000

Pittsburgh wins: they get Cindy McCain’s medicine cabinet
Arizona wins: they get Jeff Reed’s liquor cabinet

Also, off topic, but look @ where Pittsburgh ended up here:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/top-25-fittest-and-fattest-cities-in-the-u-s-351934

/it won’t stop the Pittsburghers are fat jokes