Holmgren and Dungy added to NBC’s studio crew for Super Bowl telecast. NBC has listened to all of us fans who have begged them, whatever they do, at all costs, ADD MORE ANALYSTS!!!! [Awful Announcing]
(Bob Costas gets bumped to a card table in an adjoining room.)
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Really, I could give a shit who is on there, so long as I don’t have to look at Matt Millen’s god damn face anymore. Seriously, I’d love to kick that guy in the nuts until either my leg or his sack falls off. Him and Holmgren should have a contest to see who most resembles a sea lion. Cocksucker…
/yes, my 0-16 tattoo is healing nicely
//report card still hasn’t arrived
Well, Curt Gowdy is dead, but that won’t stop NBC. Also, I think we commenters clearly have a shot too, since they are only looking for English speaking people with interest in football in their qualifications. Oh, wait, Olbermann doesn’t care for football. Hmm.
Tony Dungy is purely there to save them all from the inevitable rapture that will take place once Holmgren eats Olbermann
Maybe they should re-do their eco-friendly campaign at the same time while their at it.
Only if they do a series of spots where Tiki picks up all the analysts in a car pool but always gets stopped a few yards short of reaching their houses.
Wow. They’re going to need a picnic table and extra bench to seat everyone. Maybe they should re-do their eco-friendly campaign at the same time while their at it. You can never have too many gimmicks going at the same time.
At least we’ll be able to get 743 different explanations of the same reason why Hines Ward won’t be able to play in the Super Bowl with his “high knee sprain” injury, which most people just call a “MCL partially torn from the thigh bone” injury.
Is your person morbidly obese? No? *flips down Holmgren and Bettis* Is your person the most smug bastard in America? Yes? Well…. you’re either Costas or Barber…. or Collinsworth…. or Olbermann….. fuck!
The hollywood squares idea is stupid. I’d much rather they get about 10 more people and have random football players come up to the studio and play Guess Who, where the game cards DO actually talk
Two more guys without a real opinion. Great.
/everyone should be fired except Collinsworth
Well, Dick Cheney seems to be doing his best impression of the Big Lebowski right now. So I’m going to say no, Holmgren does not look like Cheney.
How about Alf?
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Don’t forget Gilbert Godfrey.
Dick Cheney, no. Wilford Brimley, yes.
Does Holmgren look like Dick Cheney to anybody else? Give Dick a stache and some contact lenses….
Don’t forget Dr. Phil, Geraldo Rivera and Richard Simmons
I’d ask how long until Simmons trots out his “hilarious” Hollywood Squares of analysts joke again, but considering that lazy fucker shits out half a column a week we really only have one chance before the Super Bowl.
This is just the start. I heard they were going to add Dennis Packer, Dick Vitale, Dick Enberg, Jim Palmer, Mel Allen, Curt Gowdy, Tim McCarver and Dr. Joyce Brothers, too.
At least they didn’t continue down the Millen route and add Marinelli, Art Shell, and Herm Edwards.
Yes! Thank you God!
/no smirre