Whiskey River take my mind.
Busted Coverage has some pictures of Neckbeard after an evening on the town. If I were Orton, I wouldn’t be embarrassed about the passed-out pics. There’s no shame in crashing at a stranger’s house after a night of epic carousing. However, there is no forgiving that Jim Morrison t-shirt…
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Touche bam33….touche
Orton is a man that reaches for the low hanging fruit – no doubt.
True Story?
Oh I wouldn’t at all be surprised if this is from a recent event. Why just this very New Years Eve I was seated 3 rows back from this mighty bearded man at an Umphrey’s McGee concert. It was hilarious, because pretty sure he paid some hookers to come with him and get drinks for him. he was flanked by about 6 women (all of them about 5′s-7′s, but to Orton they were clearly 10′s) and the entire concert these girls just kept going and getting him drinks.
From reading the article, that doesn’t sound like a recent happening, but reminiscing on the past of Orton. As in, this is nothing new.
That’s the best tail an NFL quarterback can land?
Yeah, you can tell he went to Purdue.
Prediction for 2009: Orton wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing. Bears fans laugh.
I wonder if they dickfaced him and wrote racial/jewish slurs on his face. I guess we’ll find out when Orton sends Daulerio threatening e-mails.
That’s our QB of the future.
/fuck me
I wonder what Sexy Rexy would think about this…
That handsome strong physique… oh no wait, those flabby, curdly looking arms… no wonder he did so well.
He is my hero.
His parents are gonna be pissed when they get home.
There’s no forgiving those frumpy zebra jammies paired with sexy hot pink teddy. One or the other here lady you’re like a magic eye poster and its giving me a headache.
/ is commentary on womens clothing gay? Fuck It.
Is that one girl wearing Jordache jeans, and where is the empty bottle of Jack Daniels?
The Morrison shirt makes sense. If Neckbeard’s life had a soundtrack, it would be Alabama Song repeated over and over.
Oh Neckbeard. That room is decorated too well for the likes of you.
Celebrity Rehab: 2012?