Just because football is practicing abstinence this weekend doesn’t mean you have to! The opening to the advice mailbag is dilated, and it’s waiting for your submission! You know the drill: send us one question about football and one question about sex (for most of you, that question might be, “What’s it like?”) Hurry up and get it in here before somebody gets a headache!
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When I tried to mount he got annoyed at me and called me a sex fiend.
No guy would ever say that. This is a lie.
oh oops. didn’t see the email link. sorry, you can delete the previous post.
Hey guys, I was wondering, is there ever such a thing as too much sex? The other night I tried to get my boyfriend to do the deed after watching sportscenter together and a bj (for some reason, the mounting tension for Feb. 1 got me excited). When I tried to mount he got annoyed at me and called me a sex fiend. I mean, we had sex like two days before that, so am I wrong for initiating it?
Football-Final Score for the Game: Steelers-35, Cards-21, what do you think? Do you really think Arizona’s offense can get through Steelers D, or am I underestimating Warner? He did have a better season in comparison to Roethlisberger if you look at the stats. Then again, fuck stats. If the Eagles made it THAT far, I don’t even know. FUCK YOU PHILLY.
-Acire
OK, there’s the one time I got Salma Hayek to do anal…
Wait, what? The question/submission has to be true? DRATS!
He’s like the Walter Sobcheck of KSK commenters.
El Duke, for the win.
On the bright side, you learned not to submit photos of an alleged hot chick to the anonymous asshats of the internet. Consider that a parting gift.
Am I the only one who heard the “The More You Know” jingle after that?
Honestly I don’t think we’d make fun of her as much if Rocco didn’t care so much. I’ve never seen somebody be so protective/sensitive about their ex-wife. He’s like the Walter Sobcheck of KSK commenters.
/knows he just opened up the comments to a world of pain
Otto Man beat me to it. This place is a fucking jungle.
Ah Salma Hayek. What a way to start the day.
I think I’m retiring from the mailbag.
That’s probably a good call.
On the bright side, you learned not to submit photos of an alleged hot chick to the anonymous asshats of the internet. Consider that a parting gift.
I think I’m retiring from the mailbag.
“I just pray we finally get at least one question about how to get a girl to do anal.”
When it comes to anal, Brian, one is never enough.
I just pray we finally get at least one question about how to get a girl to do anal.
Hello, people… Senior Bowl? Only one of the Top Three most important Draft-related activities this off-season? Which, unless you’re a Steelers or Cardinals fan, you should be more emotionally invested in this week.
…just kidding. There are no Cardinals fans.
/but fuck the Steelers anyhow. fuck’em with a telephone pole.
but where, pray tell, are salma_hayek_2 through salma_hayek_7?