SPAGS TO THE RAMS. I’d say that’s at least a small upgrade over Jim Haslett. But wait, that’s means between he, Kenny Whiz and Mike Singletary, the NFC West has three competent head coaches. COMPETENCY OVERLOAD! COMPETENCY OVERLOAD! Good thing the Seahawks are sticking with Jim Mora Jr. to act as a foil. They should let Brian Russell become player-coach.
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January 17th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Brian Russell should become defensive coordinator. Put Jim Haslett at safety.
January 17th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
don’t remind me that my team went from the crimson walrus (i disliked him, but at least he seemed to have some clue what he was doing at least some of the time, as long as ricky watters wasn’t involved) to jim mora jr. AND still has “brilliant brian” russell on the roster.
ugh.
i miss chuck knox.
January 17th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Seahawks: Commitment to Green Uniforms
/door of opportunity slams shut
January 17th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Wait…Starbucks doesn’t have donuts does it? (/peter king) Whats Spags gonna do? Fuck a fresh quarter slice of lemon loaf with pussy sprinkles?
January 17th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Spags, Childress, and Harbaugh are all head coaches now… are we witnessing the growth of the Andy Reid coaching tree?
Sure, feel free to shudder if you want to.
January 17th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
@MMM:
They have “original” donuts, but from experience, the most fuckable Starbucks pastry: the apple fritter.
January 17th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
But wait, that’s means between he, Kenny Whiz and Mike Singletary, the NFC West has three competent head coaches.
Now that is absolutely hilarious. Mike Singletary is competent. Best KSK post ever.
January 17th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Spags, Childress, and Harbaugh vs. Romeo, Mangini, and J-Mac in a Reid vs. Bellichick honor du-el slash AssCoaFlaWa! IT’S ON, MUTHAFUCKAS.
January 17th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Fuck Otto looks like our chefs are going to be out in the cold on this coach thing, assuming Herm is out, but chucky is available……
January 17th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
you know what, as a Rams fan, they could have honestly settled with Spag’s left nut over anyone who has been on STL’s staff the last few years. So I’ll put this one in the win column.
January 17th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Chris Long is going to be ridiculous in Spags’ system.
January 17th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Somewhere Jason Garrett weeps as no one wants him
January 17th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
As long as the Chiefs don’t go with Shanahan, I’m happy with however this turns out.
January 17th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
so youd be happy with herm then? i cant agree with that. however, to put what has happened in perspective, 7 NFL head coaches have been fired, and not one was herm edwards. 4 wins 2 wins gets you fired in any other city. why oh why am i from kansas city
January 17th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
That makes four former Giants coordinators in head-coaching jobs: Belichick, Fox, Payton, and Spags.
Naturally, the Giants head coach is not a former Giants coordinator himself. Go fig.
January 17th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Two points I’m not willing to concede, yet: (a.) Spags may turn out to be a great head coach, but the Rams are still a crappy team now, and (b.) Mike Singletary has only proven to be slightly more competent than Mike Nolan so far.
And if Brian Russell was a player/coach, I’d hope he’d be smart enough to bench himself….but I doubt it.
January 17th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
“COMPETENCY OVERLOAD”
[speaking from the KSK SF branch office] did the Yorks die while i was passed out? did we just completely replace the defensive backfield and/or offensive line? hire an actual professional QB? if the answer to any of these questions is “no” so is the answer to that statement
January 17th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
to be clear – i’m not saying Mike is not highly competent, i just doubt he can overcome all the stuff i mentioned
January 17th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Mike Singletary is a coach, he coaches. He doesn’t pick players or any shit like that. He wears the head set, white shirt, and giant fucking cross. He took a shitty team under a shitty coach and had a .500 record through the couple of games he ran. He fucked up the clock against Arizona. But most of all he made the team worth watching. If he’s not competent, then I think (hope, pray, wish) he will be soon.
January 17th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
To all bitching about head coach/team woes….
It could be worse.
You could be Lions fans….
/fuck I hate my life
January 17th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
I’m sad to see Spags go. Hope the Giants have a good replacement lined up.
January 17th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
@ Ron Burgandy:
Look on the bright side dude. You get to pick in the top three in the draft like every year. Draft day must be awesome for you. You don’t have to sit there for six fucking hours until your team selects a player.
Shit, I’m actually kind of pumped that we get to pick at no. 4 this year.
January 17th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Don’t you realize that it’s the refs’ fault that Seattle is completely irrelevant?
January 18th, 2009 at 12:47 am
I live in STL, and besides marginally attractive (when not packing 2bills) women who resemble free range cattle, we have the most retarded sports talk hosts evah. Bernie Miklasz of the Post Dispatch has his own show, and he was reporting an Adam Schefter report yesterday evening that Jason Garrett was on a plane to STL, presumably for the job.
Hah! Add Schefter to the list of putzes who have fucked up everything in all of the coaching searches.
But I do feel good that Jason Garrett’s star is tarnished a bit. He was way too cocky until this year, and he needs a dose of reality. That, and to sing more Princeton dining club songs.
January 18th, 2009 at 6:41 am
They’re EATING clubs!! FUUUCK!! Why can’t any of you fucking ignoramuses get that shit right?! Breathe…breathe. Ok, I guess it’s not your fault. Not everyone went to PRINCETON like my beautiful baby.