Who’s the REAL bird-brain? For the next few days the National Aviary near Heinz Field in Pittsburgh is beefing up security around its ‘Mini the Crow’ exhibit out of fear that Yinzers will mistake the bird for a raven.
Behavior like this is completely un-cawed for.
[ Tribune Review via Truemors ]
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What an insult! Of course we can tell the difference between a crow and a raven! Just look in it’s trunk. If there’s no dead body it’s a crow.
/Badumching
I come for the dick jokes, I stay for the bird puns.
/no I don’t.
You’ve got to be a sorely braindead motherfucker to harm a bird because some football team happens to be named after that bird.
Oh wait, we’re talking about the large majority of NFL fans…
In response, Baltimore is ensuring that security is tight around the scrap metal deposits that line every street in Charm City.
Meanwhile, the greater Phoenix area has beefed up security by boarding up windows and setting a 9pm curfew now that thousands of fucktard Eagles fans are about to invade their streets and strip clubs.
Someone alert the Black Crows.
I’ll find my own way out thank you
Museums make me ravenous.
/that fucking sucked
Might want to beef up security around Brandon Lee’s gravesite, just to be safe
Bad puns are un-beak-oming.
He’s just winging it.
Yeah, because I want to go to an aviary to check out birds that I can see every fucking day just by looking out my window. I hear the pigeon exhibit is world-class!
I have an excellent squirrel exhibit in my backyard.
When the fuck did this become PFT?
Bad puns are un-beak-oming.
Quote the Steeler, nevermore.
Steelers fans mistaking a fucking crow for a raven? That’s unpossible!
urge to kill……rising
Flips everyone the bird
/just cause it’s Friday
//leaves quietly
You’re quite the talon-ted jokster.
That’s not really anything to crow about, now is it?
nice one UU. I hear the duck exhibit isn’t what it’s quacked up to be either!
/shows self out
Man this site is for the birds today
/Tippi Hedren approves
that’s so Raven
Yeah, because I want to go to an aviary to check out birds that I can see every fucking day just by looking out my window. I hear the pigeon exhibit is world-class!