Could TO be done in Dallas? From ESPN: “Owner Jerry Jones has pointed to the negative impact that Owens’ release would have on the club’s salary cap as a major reason for keeping the receiver around. But it sounds like others at Valley Ranch, namely his son Stephen, are trying to convince Jones that releasing T.O. would be worth the financial risks.” YEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!! MY SON IS FUCKIN’ RATIONAL!
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Everyone! Stop and laugh at Mike D’s comment. We laughing WITH you Mike! Lay of the bong before posting hombre.
Can we all finally stop pretending that Romo’s a good QB? I know he smiles a lot and wears a backwards cap (he’s so playful! Let’s like him!) but dude hasn’t played well in a while.
T.O. may be a giant douche-licker, but maybe he’s actually not the problem?
(Plus their entire secondary is TURRible)
yea because roy williams and patrick crayton are ready to take the offense to the next level.
keep owens
@jackin’ : How could JJ actually get worse ? He is already as crazy as Al and 20 years younger. If you are a Dallas fan you want him to get Syphillis from one of the young ladies rumor has him porkin on that plane of his.
Hey Jerry Jones, wanna quit being a cheap fuck? Nothing satisfies me more than seeing the Cowboys soap opera, but it’s only gonna cost you $300,000+ to cut that little cunt!
T.O. signing with Oakland, Cincinnati, and/or Detriot, makes my football pants get extra tight.
Possibility of LToe also getting cut also excites me.
Jerry just needs to hire a real GM and get the fuck outta the way. What a fucking pain in the ass.
/hoping JJ doesn’t become Count Al in his old age
Oakland. Where good football goes to die.
@Needs More Cheerleaders
I think the NFL prefers teams to honor their contracts with players, thus the penalty.
Wait, seriously. If you RELEASE the guy, it has more of a negative effect on your salary cap than if you keep him? Isn’t he only under contract for one more year? How the hell does that work?
Fucking salary caps.
+1000 to L. Aaron Sorkin has only done one thing right, and it was only for 1 1/2 seasons.
Oakland. This ends in Oakland. FUCK!
quoting Sports Night? That’s a BIG +1
Jerry Jones: OK, first off. Terrell, what’s said in my office, stays in my office.
Terrell Owens: Tony’s my quarterback, he’s the only one I told.
Tony Romo: Jason’s my BFF, he’s the only one I told.
Jason Witten: I told many, many people.
They can use that money to buy Romo some bigger balls for crunch time.
Is it wrong to pray he ends up in Cincinnati and finally causes Marvin Lewis to go on drunken rampage across the Ohio river valley?
With Plaxico looking at real jail time, the Giants could also use a tarr gifted talented WR who has a major ego and is a huge drain on the salary cap, all the while keeping the team from reaching it’s full potential and probably the playoffs.
/TO’s NFC East Tour is looking for a new stage
Hopefully, TO will land in Washington and completely destroy that franchise