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January 15th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?
Learned way too much about Maj right there.
January 15th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Do you need to know why you are only aroused by car crashes and children stuck in escalators?
Just remember Rule 34
http://xkcd.com/305/
January 15th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?
I thought we discussed Kentucky yesterday – guess there remains more to discuss.
/wait – I forgot that it’s normal reunion activity there
January 15th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?
Ski mask?
January 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am
That kid…that kid is BACK on the escalator!
January 15th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Do you need to know why you are only aroused by car crashes and children stuck in escalators?
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
January 15th, 2009 at 11:03 am
+1 for mallrats and mitch
January 15th, 2009 at 11:14 am
why is she a redskins fan when she’s obviously kissing the chick on a browns schedule calander? these things bother me. that and mouth eyes.
/shivers
January 15th, 2009 at 11:38 am
FIX YO BANNER.
THREE-time champs in meaningless awards.
/that is all
/Maj you are one crazy, freaky sumbitch
January 15th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
@big dave:
Lesbianism transcends team allegiance?
Plus that schedule isn’t attached to the picture below it.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
BTW if I submitted a question but wanted to remain anonymous…how much would it cost me?
January 15th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?
Chloroform?
January 15th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Do you need to know why you are only aroused by car crashes
Somebody watched 30 Rock this week.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?
usually a 5 will do
January 15th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Somebody watched 30 Rock this week.
30 Rock comes on tonight. What are you, a time traveler?
January 15th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Somebody watched 30 Rock this week.
Or Crash, whatever.