Mailbag Reminder: Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized? Do you need to know who to hang on to in your keeper league? Do you need to know why you are only aroused by car crashes and children stuck in escalators? Do you need to know which team is going to hire which coach? Have all your pressing questions answered by the experts in the KSK (Fantasy) Football and Sex Advice Mailbag by emailing us here! Do it now, before it’s too late!

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  1. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?

    Learned way too much about Maj right there.

  2. DeepFriar Says:

    Do you need to know why you are only aroused by car crashes and children stuck in escalators?
    Just remember Rule 34

    http://xkcd.com/305/

  3. Dan From Chicago Says:

    Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?

    I thought we discussed Kentucky yesterday – guess there remains more to discuss.

    /wait – I forgot that it’s normal reunion activity there

  4. Weed Against Speed Says:

    Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?

    Ski mask?

  5. Man Bear Pig Says:

    That kid…that kid is BACK on the escalator!

  6. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Do you need to know why you are only aroused by car crashes and children stuck in escalators?

    Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

  7. Unsilent Majority Says:

    +1 for mallrats and mitch

  8. big dave Says:

    why is she a redskins fan when she’s obviously kissing the chick on a browns schedule calander? these things bother me. that and mouth eyes.
    /shivers

  9. jackin'4beats Says:

    FIX YO BANNER.

    THREE-time champs in meaningless awards.

    /that is all
    /Maj you are one crazy, freaky sumbitch

  10. fallex Says:

    @big dave:
    Lesbianism transcends team allegiance?

    Plus that schedule isn’t attached to the picture below it.

  11. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    BTW if I submitted a question but wanted to remain anonymous…how much would it cost me?

  12. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:

    Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?

    Chloroform?

  13. Clare Says:

    Do you need to know why you are only aroused by car crashes

    Somebody watched 30 Rock this week.

  14. Clancy's Bar & Gorilla Says:

    Do you need to know the best way to solicit sex from that little minx of a second cousin you met at the family reunion without being ostracized?

    usually a 5 will do

  15. jackin'4beats Says:

    Somebody watched 30 Rock this week.

    30 Rock comes on tonight. What are you, a time traveler?

  16. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Somebody watched 30 Rock this week.

    Or Crash, whatever.

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