Comments on: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:55:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: whatwouldjerrydo http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99862 whatwouldjerrydo Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:39:58 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99862 Dropping a dime to get Plaxico’s contract off the cap: .25 cents 7 more years of Eli throwing ducks in January: $100 million New stadium without a roof in the cold Northeast: $1.5 billion Watching Eli and the Giants beat the Patriots to end the “perfect season” and end all the asshattedness, massholery and enormous wave of douchebaggery: PRICELESS!! uh.. YEAH!? Dropping a dime to get Plaxico’s contract off the cap: .25 cents

7 more years of Eli throwing ducks in January: $100 million

New stadium without a roof in the cold Northeast: $1.5 billion

Watching Eli and the Giants beat the Patriots to end the “perfect season” and end all the asshattedness, massholery and enormous wave of douchebaggery: PRICELESS!!
uh.. YEAH!?

]]> By: T-Bone http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99778 T-Bone Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:52:04 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99778 Having another son after Pey-Pey come out looking like an unfunctional retard. Having another son after Pey-Pey come out looking like an unfunctional retard.

]]> By: Needs More Cheerleaders http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99633 Needs More Cheerleaders Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:00:46 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99633 Elisha on the phone with his daddy : "I make more money than Pey-Pey! "I make more money than Pey-Pey! Who's number 1 now, daddy?" Elisha on the phone with his daddy :

“I make more money than Pey-Pey! “I make more money than Pey-Pey! Who’s number 1 now, daddy?”

]]> By: Animal Mother http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99595 Animal Mother Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:22:42 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99595 Dropping a dime to get Plaxico's contract off the cap: .25 cents 7 more years of Eli throwing ducks in January: $100 million New stadium without a roof in the cold Northeast: $1.5 billion Watching Eli and the Giants beat the Patriots to end the "perfect season" and end all the asshattedness, massholery and enormous wave of douchebaggery: PRICELESS!! Dropping a dime to get Plaxico’s contract off the cap: .25 cents

7 more years of Eli throwing ducks in January: $100 million

New stadium without a roof in the cold Northeast: $1.5 billion

Watching Eli and the Giants beat the Patriots to end the “perfect season” and end all the asshattedness, massholery and enormous wave of douchebaggery: PRICELESS!!

]]> By: Doc Holliday http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99544 Doc Holliday Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:47:26 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99544 Oh what the hay, give me a dab...besides, since when has heroin ever killed anyone? Oh what the hay, give me a dab…besides, since when has heroin ever killed anyone?

]]> By: claude balls http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99543 claude balls Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:46:26 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99543 The way I look at it, W has had 4 years of on-the-job training; he's learned from his mistakes. Besides, things can't get any worse over the next 4 years, right? /missing the poflawas from October The way I look at it, W has had 4 years of on-the-job training; he’s learned from his mistakes. Besides, things can’t get any worse over the next 4 years, right?

/missing the poflawas from October

]]> By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99532 Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:14:56 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99532 So, if that performance prorates to 7/$110, how much does Giants Steve Smith get for his lol-inducing performance in that game? So, if that performance prorates to 7/$110, how much does Giants Steve Smith get for his lol-inducing performance in that game?

]]> By: Oh, Chet http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99526 Oh, Chet Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:00:23 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99526 To celebrate his fortune? Dancing on a novelty-oversized keyboard with Robert Loggia! To celebrate his fortune? Dancing on a novelty-oversized keyboard with Robert Loggia!

]]> By: Dan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99524 Dan Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:51:46 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99524 I still can't believe his name is really Elisha... It's like Archie thought, "Ok, now Peyton is a faggot. I mean BOY is he ever a FAGGOT! But how can I make my next one any gayer? I got it- we call him Elisha." I imagine Archie then throws the table scraps to the other son they keep locked in the basement. I still can’t believe his name is really Elisha…

It’s like Archie thought, “Ok, now Peyton is a faggot. I mean BOY is he ever a FAGGOT! But how can I make my next one any gayer? I got it- we call him Elisha.”

I imagine Archie then throws the table scraps to the other son they keep locked in the basement.

]]> By: Slothrop http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/10317.html/comment-page-1#comment-99523 Slothrop Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:49:14 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10317#comment-99523 It's not any dumber than acid-wash. It’s not any dumber than acid-wash.

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