“Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.” Giants to pay Eli Manning $110 million to overthrow receivers for the next seven years. [NYDN]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/01/tebow-centaur-elway-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/10/christ-what-an-asshole-150x150.jpg)
UPROXX Best of The Web
There are 20 comments about:
“Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.” Giants to pay Eli Manning $110 million to overthrow receivers for the next seven years. [NYDN]
There are 20 comments about:
Dropping a dime to get Plaxico’s contract off the cap: .25 cents
7 more years of Eli throwing ducks in January: $100 million
New stadium without a roof in the cold Northeast: $1.5 billion
Watching Eli and the Giants beat the Patriots to end the “perfect season” and end all the asshattedness, massholery and enormous wave of douchebaggery: PRICELESS!!
uh.. YEAH!?
Having another son after Pey-Pey come out looking like an unfunctional retard.
Elisha on the phone with his daddy :
“I make more money than Pey-Pey! “I make more money than Pey-Pey! Who’s number 1 now, daddy?”
Dropping a dime to get Plaxico’s contract off the cap: .25 cents
7 more years of Eli throwing ducks in January: $100 million
New stadium without a roof in the cold Northeast: $1.5 billion
Watching Eli and the Giants beat the Patriots to end the “perfect season” and end all the asshattedness, massholery and enormous wave of douchebaggery: PRICELESS!!
Oh what the hay, give me a dab…besides, since when has heroin ever killed anyone?
The way I look at it, W has had 4 years of on-the-job training; he’s learned from his mistakes. Besides, things can’t get any worse over the next 4 years, right?
/missing the poflawas from October
So, if that performance prorates to 7/$110, how much does Giants Steve Smith get for his lol-inducing performance in that game?
To celebrate his fortune? Dancing on a novelty-oversized keyboard with Robert Loggia!
I still can’t believe his name is really Elisha…
It’s like Archie thought, “Ok, now Peyton is a faggot. I mean BOY is he ever a FAGGOT! But how can I make my next one any gayer? I got it- we call him Elisha.”
I imagine Archie then throws the table scraps to the other son they keep locked in the basement.
It’s not any dumber than acid-wash.
thanks for posting that CC, reminds me that SNL was once funny
@Otto, neither did I. I think Mr. Show was a little more cutting edge than SNL
“Nothing in this world is beyond your dreams… You and your Three Legged Jeans!”
Seven years? Plax should be out by then.
I never realized that Bob Oedenkirk was the kidney donor.
That is now officially the most money an Amish inbred has ever had.
I wasn’t going to use it as the title photo for the KSK Suicide Pools post, but then I thought, “Who is going to get offended by a photo showing the grisly results of a car bomb?”
- Punter
/wasn’t offended
You rent, right?
I don’t know the guy, but I’ve got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..
I was going to use a condom, but then I thought, “when am I ever going to be back in Haiti?”
Thatll buy alot of double stuff oreo’s