The Chiefs Are Now Scott Pioli’s Problem Quite the turnaround from King Fuckwit Carl Peterson to Masshole Hero running the show. Can’t wait for endless Boomer and TJ speculation on whether he can find the next Tom Brady for KC at this year’s draft. Guuhhh. As a pointless aside, every time I hear Pioli’s name, it reminds me of NPR’s Silvia Poggioli, who has an irritating knack for playing up the Italian pronunciation of her name. That and he was good for the Pats. So fuck you, guy.
Tags: but does otto man approve?, Carl Peterson, quick hit, xmas ape
January 13th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
I, too, have difficulty finding shirts with neck-size XXXL and torso size M for the bosomy gentleman.
January 13th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Pioli may not need to draft the next Tom Brady. According to dumbfuck Pats fans, Brady is now completely expendable because the great King Cassel is he-ah to return Bawston back to they-ah place of prawminence!
January 13th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
NPR is way more annoying than anything Pats related …
January 13th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Kevin James was with the Patriots?
January 13th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Scott had bitch tits.
January 13th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Eh- I kinda always figured Emporer Kraft and Overlord Belicek kept him around because they got a kick out of Pioli banging Parcell’s daughter. Either way, has to be an improvement for the Chefs.
January 13th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Lakhshmi Singh’s tits are better than Pioli’s.
January 13th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
but does otto man approve?
His name isn’t Carl Peterson? Then I approve.
As long as I never have to see him in profile again, sporting the official Kathy Ireland Back-Arching Swimsuit Issue pose.
January 13th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
BRO!!! MANSIERE!!! BRO!!! MANSIERE!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
He’ll be good for you Otto, as long as you don’t need a running back or a defensive backfield.
January 13th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
WE CAN BUILD ON THIS!
January 13th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
@ Joe Theismann’s Leg
YEah, he was their DC and left them for the Jets. He’s now the former ballboy done good for the Browns.
Also, Herm Edwards is officially on notice.
January 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
How will the Patriots be able to defend their consecutive titles now?
January 13th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I have been surprised he didn’t get grabbed two and three years ago. So this is long overdue. Re: NPR. Michelle Norris who says her name MEEEEshell Norris aggravates me.
Hence my slide back to other radio since the election.
January 13th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
take it from a kansas city resident: the last thing this city needs is another set of moobs.
January 13th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Every time someone raids the Pats coaching/front office cupboard, it never turns out well. Enjoy starting all over again in 3-4 years, Broncos and Chiefs.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
If Pioli brings competent player evaluation skills along with his impressive man-bewbage, I’ll take the whole rack. Now if only he could make Thigpen a real quarterback…
/may be asking the impossible
//dick joke
January 13th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Also, Herm Edwards is officially on notice.
If that’s the case, I definitely approve.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
@Boatdrinks – thank GOd its not just me that’s aggrivated by that pronunciation. Who puts the stress on the first syllable? Smarmy pretentious bitches, that’s who.
Oh, and Pioli looks like Meatloaf in Fight Club.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
doug heffernan?
January 13th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
is that Greg Giraldo behind him? so he has man boobs and enjoys awful comedians? sad, truly sad.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:10 am
“He’ll be good for you Otto, as long as you don’t need a running back or a defensive backfield.”
As another tortured Chiefs fan, I can (semi)confidently state that these are two positions that the Chiefs have done pretty well in lately…in fact, they may be the only ones. I’m keeping my fingers crossed about the rest of the ‘08 draft though.
*awaits Herm Edwards’ firing*
January 14th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
So the Chiefs will become marginally better by 2015? SWEET!
January 14th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I once had to make Scott Pioli a copy of Babyface singing some faggot-ass shit when he performed on (insert well known morning show here).
/not kidding
January 14th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Considering that Pioli followed the Bobby Greir era, its hard to see him go. Then again anybody who follows the guy who used 1st round draft picks on Chris Canty, Tebucky Jones, and Andy Katzenmoyer is going to look really good. Oh, and if he doesn’t fire Herm, I’ll eat my hat.
/owns a Katzenmoyer jersey
January 14th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Wilspork, the “Big Kat” STILL could have bagged fifty tackles and a sack or two on this year’s KC defense–injury history AND lack of athleticism be damned.
/owns memories of Pat Thomas nancying into any number of running backs this year
January 15th, 2009 at 1:43 am
hahhahahahahahahahahaahahhahahhhahahaha……hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahaahahhhahahaha
No one listens to NPR – great joke, Gay Mafia.
January 15th, 2009 at 5:23 am
everytime someone steals a coach from ne they fail, weis, crennel, mangini. but unless memory fails me the front office steals…..okay only one steal, the guy who went to atlanta. turned out pretty good.