Dungy done, G. Jay Glazer says Tony Dungy will announce his retirement later today. Tom Moore isn’t getting any younger. Could the Colts run be over? We can only hope.
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January 12th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Apparently Tony finally found out there were gays in the NFL and wouldn’t stand for it.
January 12th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Maybe he wants to get a job that will keep him busy throughout January.
January 12th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Thank, Dad! Good Dad, the cat was a pussy. Now we can begin the Jim Mora era again!
January 12th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Well now who is going to choke in every post season where they look to dominate?
January 12th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Jim Caldwell thinks that it’s about fucking time.
January 12th, 2009 at 11:46 am
What? No long drawn out thought process to consider his coaching options only to play one team off on another? Oh wait, I’m thinking of someone else.
January 12th, 2009 at 11:51 am
The Laserface Revenge/Coach-killing Tour will claim at least two victims, then. Nice work, Marmalard.
January 12th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Well, I guess we can expect to find him swinging from a ceiling fan any time now…
January 12th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Look out alter boys !!!
January 12th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
@j4b,
Yeah, it’s almost as if he has some class or decision making skills. What’s that about?
If only he knew how to work the land.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Faith-based homophobia is a stern taskmaster.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Does that mean Mike Tomlin becomes the reigning king of the negroes?
January 12th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
@ happyfunmiles – don’t think so – Tomlin will play 2nd fiddle to Obama the new King of the Negros aka HNIC.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
So who else thinks he’s retiring because he walked in on PeyPey and Kenny Chesney?
PS, who’ll lead the pre-game prayer circle now?
January 12th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Oh fuckberries. Is it too late to tell Jim Caldwell to fuck off and go after Bill Cowher?
January 12th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Hope Prop 8 detractors understand how to beat a Cover 2
January 12th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Dungy’s free to practice his homophobic bigotry full time now. Yay!
January 12th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I will miss the John Waters-style pencil thin mustache. That and the choking.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Holmgren time? If so, ewwwww
January 12th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
colts run?
one super bowl title surrounded by years of choking constitutes a “run”?
January 12th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Dungy, before reattaching self-designed halo above head, was overheard saying:
“Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here…”
January 12th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
/sighs with relief, hopes Jim Caldwell’s first act as head coach is to order Ron Meeks to blitz more than once a game
January 12th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
The gays are finally going down. To hell. Not in his pants.
January 12th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
The gays are finally going down. To hell. Not in his pants.
Same difference.
January 12th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Dungy’s hatred of gays has finally forced him to go back to Florida to confront his nemesis – Jeff Garcia.
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor, Let the Bodies Hit the Floor…
January 12th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I loved all those times when he waved off the punting squad and went for it on 4th down.
Oh, wait. That was Peyton. Is he still on the team? They’ll be fine.
January 12th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
@ Smurfette,
I’m not sure you want that right away. Phillip Wheeler is the only Colts LB that’s even heard the word blitz.
Try this, If you ever see one of the Colts LBs out in public yell “HIKE”, they’ll drop whatever they are doing and backpedal 5-7 yards.
January 12th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Of course he quit. Those gays aren’t going to hate themselves!
January 12th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
@TDub: PK would love if Dungy just started working a plot of land outside the Grand Ole Opry. Kerry Collins can
overseesupervise.January 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
“Does that mean Mike Tomlin becomes the reigning king of the negroes?”
i thought that was taken care of on Nov. 5th
January 12th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Just got back from the gym, and ESPN had Chris Carter breaking this story and not Jay Glazer. I don’t know who to believe.
January 12th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Sheesh. This thread is gayer than the audience at Liza Minelli / Barbra Streisand dueling pianos tour.
January 12th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
The playoffs bid adieu to the Colts.
January 12th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Now if someone could explain to that cunt Favre that this is how it’s done, we can be rid of all his waffling bullshit.
January 12th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
one super bowl title surrounded by years of choking constitutes a “run”?
um, 10 straight years in the playoffs and six straight 12-win seasons absolutely constitutes a run, sunshine
January 13th, 2009 at 12:09 am
um, 10 straight years in the playoffs
yeah, let’s hear it for the Atlanta Braves.