Dungy done, G. Jay Glazer says Tony Dungy will announce his retirement later today. Tom Moore isn’t getting any younger. Could the Colts run be over? We can only hope.
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Dungy done, G. Jay Glazer says Tony Dungy will announce his retirement later today. Tom Moore isn’t getting any younger. Could the Colts run be over? We can only hope.
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um, 10 straight years in the playoffs
yeah, let’s hear it for the Atlanta Braves.
one super bowl title surrounded by years of choking constitutes a “run”?
um, 10 straight years in the playoffs and six straight 12-win seasons absolutely constitutes a run, sunshine
Now if someone could explain to that cunt Favre that this is how it’s done, we can be rid of all his waffling bullshit.
The playoffs bid adieu to the Colts.
Sheesh. This thread is gayer than the audience at Liza Minelli / Barbra Streisand dueling pianos tour.
Just got back from the gym, and ESPN had Chris Carter breaking this story and not Jay Glazer. I don’t know who to believe.
“Does that mean Mike Tomlin becomes the reigning king of the negroes?”
i thought that was taken care of on Nov. 5th
@TDub: PK would love if Dungy just started working a plot of land outside the Grand Ole Opry. Kerry Collins can
overseesupervise.Of course he quit. Those gays aren’t going to hate themselves!
@ Smurfette,
I’m not sure you want that right away. Phillip Wheeler is the only Colts LB that’s even heard the word blitz.
Try this, If you ever see one of the Colts LBs out in public yell “HIKE”, they’ll drop whatever they are doing and backpedal 5-7 yards.
I loved all those times when he waved off the punting squad and went for it on 4th down.
Oh, wait. That was Peyton. Is he still on the team? They’ll be fine.
Dungy’s hatred of gays has finally forced him to go back to Florida to confront his nemesis – Jeff Garcia.
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor, Let the Bodies Hit the Floor…
The gays are finally going down. To hell. Not in his pants.
Same difference.
The gays are finally going down. To hell. Not in his pants.
/sighs with relief, hopes Jim Caldwell’s first act as head coach is to order Ron Meeks to blitz more than once a game
Dungy, before reattaching self-designed halo above head, was overheard saying:
“Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here…”
colts run?
one super bowl title surrounded by years of choking constitutes a “run”?
Holmgren time? If so, ewwwww
I will miss the John Waters-style pencil thin mustache. That and the choking.
Dungy’s free to practice his homophobic bigotry full time now. Yay!
Hope Prop 8 detractors understand how to beat a Cover 2
Oh fuckberries. Is it too late to tell Jim Caldwell to fuck off and go after Bill Cowher?
So who else thinks he’s retiring because he walked in on PeyPey and Kenny Chesney?
PS, who’ll lead the pre-game prayer circle now?
@ happyfunmiles – don’t think so – Tomlin will play 2nd fiddle to Obama the new King of the Negros aka HNIC.
Does that mean Mike Tomlin becomes the reigning king of the negroes?
Faith-based homophobia is a stern taskmaster.
@j4b,
Yeah, it’s almost as if he has some class or decision making skills. What’s that about?
If only he knew how to work the land.
Look out alter boys !!!
Well, I guess we can expect to find him swinging from a ceiling fan any time now…
The Laserface Revenge/Coach-killing Tour will claim at least two victims, then. Nice work, Marmalard.
What? No long drawn out thought process to consider his coaching options only to play one team off on another? Oh wait, I’m thinking of someone else.
Jim Caldwell thinks that it’s about fucking time.
Well now who is going to choke in every post season where they look to dominate?
Thank, Dad! Good Dad, the cat was a pussy. Now we can begin the Jim Mora era again!
Maybe he wants to get a job that will keep him busy throughout January.
Apparently Tony finally found out there were gays in the NFL and wouldn’t stand for it.