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NFL Playoff Fun Fact! Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan has a tongue where his penis should be, and a penis where his tongue should be! IT’S TRUE! NEVER SHARE A FROZEN CUSTARD WITH HIM!

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  1. Spatula Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Question: If you had a dick in the middle of your forehead, could you see it?

    Answer: No, because your balls would get in your eyes.

    /Jeez, I love that joke

  2. bickem Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 10:33 am

    I counter with yes if you were Stuart Scott or Uma Thurman

  3. hercules rockefeller Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    He’s a squealer!

  4. Captain Caveman Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    So it’s cool if I call him Fuckface?

  5. Natrone Means Business Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    What is with ESPN.com’s fellating of the Chargers? This is B.S. stop jinxing them.

  6. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Big deal, he still couldn’t tongue his own dick.

  7. mike Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Getting your tongue stuck in your zipper would suck.

  8. Roy Hobbs Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Oh boys –

    WTF is going on with the suicide pool? Should I just pick in a random post, or is there a plan?

  9. Natrone Means Business Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    @Roy: My guess is to just make your pick now and if they remember later do it there as well, better safe then sorry.

  10. Roy Hobbs Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    KSK17 Hines Smire Factoly (Group ID# 20147)
    Tarr Leceivels Lure!

    Last week – Might as well go out in a blaze of glory. The Buzzsaw over the Falcons.
    This week – Gints over Iggles.

  11. Captain Caveman Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    @Roy Hobbs, Suicide pickers — Stand by. I’ll set it up now.

  12. Otto Man Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    I have no opinion on dick tongue, but this commercial on ESPN keeps telling me “one in three men will face prostate issues.”

    Doesn’t that seem like a surprisingly high percentage of men staring at assholes?

  13. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    It’s Mr. McGregg- with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

  14. Rich Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    “Listen Cortland Finnegan. Fuckface. You need to take a step back and literally fuck your face.”

  15. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    But, you could tongue your own asshole.

  16. H Cuz Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    That must make French-kissing really awkward.

  17. Duke of Madness Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    What.The.Fuck??

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