NFL Playoff Fun Fact! Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan has a tongue where his penis should be, and a penis where his tongue should be! IT’S TRUE! NEVER SHARE A FROZEN CUSTARD WITH HIM!
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What.The.Fuck??
That must make French-kissing really awkward.
But, you could tongue your own asshole.
“Listen Cortland Finnegan. Fuckface. You need to take a step back and literally fuck your face.”
It’s Mr. McGregg- with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
I have no opinion on dick tongue, but this commercial on ESPN keeps telling me “one in three men will face prostate issues.”
Doesn’t that seem like a surprisingly high percentage of men staring at assholes?
@Roy Hobbs, Suicide pickers — Stand by. I’ll set it up now.
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Tarr Leceivels Lure!
Last week – Might as well go out in a blaze of glory. The Buzzsaw over the Falcons.
This week – Gints over Iggles.
@Roy: My guess is to just make your pick now and if they remember later do it there as well, better safe then sorry.
Oh boys –
WTF is going on with the suicide pool? Should I just pick in a random post, or is there a plan?
Getting your tongue stuck in your zipper would suck.
Big deal, he still couldn’t tongue his own dick.
What is with ESPN.com’s fellating of the Chargers? This is B.S. stop jinxing them.
So it’s cool if I call him Fuckface?
He’s a squealer!
I counter with yes if you were Stuart Scott or Uma Thurman
Question: If you had a dick in the middle of your forehead, could you see it?
Answer: No, because your balls would get in your eyes.
/Jeez, I love that joke