Ooohhh, look at the big-shot serious writer! Did you ever expect to see the name “Drew Magary” hidden amongst the schmaltz in Reader’s Digest? Well, now you can read Drew’s six-word memoir on love. Surprisingly, it’s not about pie.
I think a better one would have been “Born fat, raised preppy, jerked it.” Yours in the comments.
I want more like this!
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