¡Viernes Atractivo Es Muy Caliente!
Today’s Sexy Friday comes in video form, and is brought to you by Argentine model/TV personality Silvina Luna. Her hobbies include sunbathing nude and posing for Argentine Playboy (NSFW). Here she demonstrates everything about South America that’s better than the United States. Namely, that the notion of “dressed up” in many Spanish-speaking countries translates to “undressed” in English.
The only American city where an outfit like this would be acceptable in public is Miami, because Miami is awesome (Vegas doesn’t count because half the women are hookers or strippers. Not that that’s a bad thing). Sure, there’s a chance you might see something vaguely similar at some high-end club in other cities, but American women would murder someone dressed like Silvina with the pure power of bitchy comments. The autopsy would reveal fatal claw marks on her soul.
More pictures of Silvina after the jump. In this case, it would be appropriate to pronounce it “hump.”
(video via Uncoached)
Tags: captain caveman, Oh Latina women don't you ever change, sexy friday
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Jesus, those are some nice cans and an absolutely perfect ass.
Sadly, those scans are crap (on the NSFW link). FIX YO SCANNER!
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
nice work CC. great way to start off the first sexy Friday of 2009.
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Uhhhhh…is she really doing what I think she’s doing in that third photo after the jump? Oh my.
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Madre de Dios! Muchos Gracias.
If I could have my own game show, it would have all the lurid glamor of a Latin American one and the random depravity of a Japanese show. Add plenty of chicks like Silvina walking in heels and shaking their asses. Throw in fatties getting humiliated and a salsa band and, hermano, you’ve got yourself a show!
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Ahhhh, its going to be a good year !!!
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Damage Inc. video?
Pup. Will. Fol-low. Puuuuuuuuuup…
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Holy hell.
/books ticket to South America
//stuffs money in underpants
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:57 pm
No words.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:01 pm
That’s a lot of breast adhesive. For shame.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
If they had shown this in Spanish class instead of “Destinos”, I would have done better than a C. I’d be fluent by now.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
As good as Jennifer Lopez looked in one of those dresses.
I mean…aaOOOOOOOga! aaOOOOOOOga!
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I’d lick her butthole.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:12 pm
American TV fucking sucks. As do most American women. Jesus tittyfucking Christ.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I lived in Mercedes, Argentina for about a year, and I will say this: the women absolutely know what they are doing.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I’m loco for Latinas. Their Roman Catholicism and big, meddlesome families can be a major hindrance, though.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
That gave me a boner that knocked my laptop off my lap.
WOW.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Thank God for slow mo.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I just came all over my desk. Mi Gusto Mucho.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Será mejor que pregunte a alguieeeeeeeeeeeeen!
/Ya betta ask somebodaaaaaayyy! En Espanol.
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Nice ass. And now for the bitchy comment: her tay-tas are far too saggy for someone her age (which I calculate at 25, 26). Just sayin’.
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Drew, you could come over and rape my dog, kick me in the nuts, and burn my house down, and it still would not be enough evil to counterbalance the good you do by posting this.
Ay Chihuahua
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Thanks for the boner.
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:31 pm
@ Slash – It’s a matter of physics.
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Y Super Gracias A Goya!
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:03 pm
@ Slash – It’s a matter of physics.
Apparently the laws of physics are different in her world.
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:15 pm
RE Kimbo Gash Says:
“Apparently the laws of physics are different in her world.”
Now those are perky. Obviously fake, but perky nonetheless. I’m not saying Silvina shouldn’t show her cans, just suggesting that she wear a bra more often or those things will be hanging about navel-level in a couple of years.
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Fuck and yes.
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
@Slash
You’re the kind of guy who gets a Mercedes for Christmas and says, “Oh, wow, thanks. Too bad it’s not the E-class.“
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:36 am
@BadLiberal
The E-Class is the cheapest class of Mercedes they make. No one wants the E-Class.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Pssssst, Slash is a woman.
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Things like this counter the more unsavory facets of South America.
Like the Brazilian Wandering Spider.
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@spanky datass:
Slash is a jealous woman.