Today’s Sexy Friday comes in video form, and is brought to you by Argentine model/TV personality Silvina Luna.  Her hobbies include sunbathing nude and posing for Argentine Playboy (NSFW).  Here she demonstrates everything about South America that’s better than the United States.  Namely, that the notion of “dressed up” in many Spanish-speaking countries translates to “undressed” in English.

The only American city where an outfit like this would be acceptable in public is Miami, because Miami is awesome (Vegas doesn’t count because half the women are hookers or strippers. Not that that’s a bad thing).  Sure, there’s a chance you might see something vaguely similar at some high-end club in other cities, but American women would murder someone dressed like Silvina with the pure power of bitchy comments.  The autopsy would reveal fatal claw marks on her soul.

More pictures of Silvina after the jump.  In this case, it would be appropriate to pronounce it “hump.”

(video via Uncoached)