Comments on: YOU’RE FIRED! YOU’RE ALL F–KING FIRED!

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:22:09 +0000

I hate you all.

Thank you.

By: giventofly87

giventofly87 — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:05:52 +0000

Maybe we can start a new tradition in Arlington: The Heimlich Maneuver.

By: 85

85 — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 06:16:47 +0000

Best day ever… at one point today I said “Let’s go Jamarcus” and the day turned out beautifully. Call that the upset of the year.

I love you Romo. I really do.

By: Tony Romo Brown Town

Tony Romo Brown Town — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:24:01 +0000

I’m hoping for running reports of all the places Tony Romo passes out in during the offseason.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:00:42 +0000

I wish some KSK mole could plant a hidden camera on the Cowboys’ team plane for the flight back home. That would be something. I also have the feeling many service employees are in for some abuse.

By: Julio Scissors

Julio Scissors — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:15:37 +0000

As a Redskins fan, I would like to thank the Dallas cowboys for giving this football season some meaning. It’s so great to see that team and their toothless and moronic fans fail on such an epic level TWO WEEKS IN A ROW on national TV.

What a wonderful Christmas this has been.

By: yournamehere

yournamehere — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:48:34 +0000

At least now when I wear the Reebok Equipment Cowboys hoody I got for Christmas no one will accuse me of being a front runner.

That’s all I got.

By: C-Student

C-Student — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:37:46 +0000

if jerry doesn’t want to fire wade, i’ll come in there and kick his fat ass out for him for free. and jason garrett. and owens. and both roy williams’. and crayton. and pacman.

GODDAMNIT FUCKING COSKSUCKER SHIT BITCH ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-PUNCHER GODDAMNIT!!!

By: Mike Singletary's Pants

Mike Singletary's Pants — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:35:53 +0000

On the Apprentice the Dallas Cowboys Edition Finale

The Donald-Your employer, Mr. Jerry Jones called me in to inform you on your employment status. According to Mr. Jones, he has handed you enormous talent and picked you to lead a team built by a man that turned a 1 win Dolphin team from last year into a division winner. Upon hiring you, your team known as the Cowboys proceeded to disappoint Mr. Jones and the fans to no end.
Wade-But Mr. Trump I can explain
The Donald-Shut up Hostess Twinkie. Where was I. Oh yes, you took a team many NFL experts had predicted for a Super Bowl run and managed to miss the playoffs entirely while eating your still growing weight in Oreo cookies. Like Rosie O’ Donnel, you are a big fat pig. You have shown no growth as a head coach and could not motivate a blowjob out of one of my slutty supermodel girlfirends. Wade Phillips,

You’re Fired.

By: Mike Singletary's Pants

Mike Singletary's Pants — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:35:28 +0000

On the Apprentice the Dallas Cowboys Edition Finale