Maybe we can start a new tradition in Arlington: The Heimlich Maneuver.
12.29.08 at 1:16 am
85
Best day ever… at one point today I said “Let’s go Jamarcus” and the day turned out beautifully. Call that the upset of the year.
I love you Romo. I really do.
12.29.08 at 12:24 am
Tony Romo Brown Town
I’m hoping for running reports of all the places Tony Romo passes out in during the offseason.
12.29.08 at 12:00 am
Gino Tourettsa
I wish some KSK mole could plant a hidden camera on the Cowboys’ team plane for the flight back home. That would be something. I also have the feeling many service employees are in for some abuse.
12.28.08 at 10:15 pm
Julio Scissors
As a Redskins fan, I would like to thank the Dallas cowboys for giving this football season some meaning. It’s so great to see that team and their toothless and moronic fans fail on such an epic level TWO WEEKS IN A ROW on national TV.
What a wonderful Christmas this has been.
12.28.08 at 9:48 pm
yournamehere
At least now when I wear the Reebok Equipment Cowboys hoody I got for Christmas no one will accuse me of being a front runner.
That’s all I got.
12.28.08 at 9:37 pm
C-Student
if jerry doesn’t want to fire wade, i’ll come in there and kick his fat ass out for him for free. and jason garrett. and owens. and both roy williams’. and crayton. and pacman.
On the Apprentice the Dallas Cowboys Edition Finale
The Donald-Your employer, Mr. Jerry Jones called me in to inform you on your employment status. According to Mr. Jones, he has handed you enormous talent and picked you to lead a team built by a man that turned a 1 win Dolphin team from last year into a division winner. Upon hiring you, your team known as the Cowboys proceeded to disappoint Mr. Jones and the fans to no end.
Wade-But Mr. Trump I can explain
The Donald-Shut up Hostess Twinkie. Where was I. Oh yes, you took a team many NFL experts had predicted for a Super Bowl run and managed to miss the playoffs entirely while eating your still growing weight in Oreo cookies. Like Rosie O’ Donnel, you are a big fat pig. You have shown no growth as a head coach and could not motivate a blowjob out of one of my slutty supermodel girlfirends. Wade Phillips,
You’re Fired.
12.28.08 at 9:35 pm
Mike Singletary's Pants
On the Apprentice the Dallas Cowboys Edition Finale
The Donald-Your employer, Mr. Jerry Jones called me in to inform you on your employment status. According to Mr. Jones, he has handed you enormous talent and picked you to lead a team built by a man that turned a 1 win Dolphin team from last year into a division winner. Upon hiring you, your team known as the Cowboys proceeded to disappoint Mr. Jones and the fans to no end.
Wade-But Mr. Trump I can explain
The Donald-Shut up Hostess Twinkie. Where was I. Oh yes, you took a team many NFL experts had predicted for a Super Bowl run and managed to miss the playoffs entirely while eating your still growing weight in Oreo cookies. Like Rosie O’ Donnel, you are a big fat pig. You have shown no growth as a head coach and could not motivate a blowjob out of one of my slutty supermodel girlfirends. Wade Phillips, You’re Fired.
12.28.08 at 9:10 pm
Rakibul Islam
What a glorious day of football. Even a Giants loss couldn’t ruin it.
Wade’s eating Oreos and just waiting for Double-J to barge into his office…
12.28.08 at 8:09 pm
Brian Dawkins
“Fucking Brilliant!!!! Would you mind telling me exatcly how many points they scored last week???”
I don’t remember cause I’m drunk, but I can tell you they scored 44 points TODAY. SUCK IT!!
12.28.08 at 8:09 pm
chris johnson as a second language
matt:touche…..but just give it some time and we will see.if they are a one and done,i will humbly say im wrong,but point being,i really dont think im going to be…..so FACK OFF!!!!!
12.28.08 at 8:06 pm
Everett M. God Emperor of SC
Jerry Jones is trying to fire God, as we speak….
God has no comment….he was too busy preventing a T.O. Chernobyl
12.28.08 at 8:04 pm
matt
“they seem to be firing on all cylinders right now”
Fucking Brilliant!!!! Would you mind telling me exatcly how many points they scored last week???
12.28.08 at 8:02 pm
chris johnson as a second language
Leigh: seriously? FUCK! thats the only reason i kept watching that game. i was waiting for a fed up t.o. to have an on field melt down IN philly. dammit!
12.28.08 at 8:02 pm
Clare
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAAAAA.
Your tears sustain me, Cowboys fans.
12.28.08 at 8:01 pm
chris johnson as a second language
yea,i do,but do you also realize they have beaten the dog shit out of both new york and dallas and the yseem to be firing on all cylinders right now? im sorry to sound one of these overanalytical talking heads on the pre and post game shows,but how you play right now is what matters. thats why the colts and ravens are much more dangerous than the titans or steelers (and im definitely a titans fan). oh well,jerrah jones is definitely drowning his sorrows in scotch and making arrangements to have bum jr. castrated on return to dallas
12.28.08 at 7:58 pm
Leigh
My biggest disappointment for the day: Terrell Owens was mature and level-headed during his press conference. So, kudos to Mr. Owens (for once).
12.28.08 at 7:55 pm
Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug
“You realize that the eagles tied the Bengals and lost to the Redskins….. twice!!!”
Yeah, I think we all realize that. Good observation though. Real keen insight there.
12.28.08 at 7:53 pm
Not a New Yorker
I cannot wait for this week’s Wade & Jerry.
12.28.08 at 7:52 pm
matt
You realize that the eagles tied the Bengals and lost to the Redskins….. twice!!!
12.28.08 at 7:46 pm
chris johnson as a second language
philly quite possibly has a good chance to make it to the nfc championship,if not the superbowl.playing the vikings and then nyg while they are not quite playing theyre best. oppurtunity is there,but local philly fan will instead just continue trying to run mcnab out of town if he brings anything short of a lombardi trophy. -eagles fan from the south
12.28.08 at 7:46 pm
albo
During those Jerry Jones shots, I kept looking for the glass of double-single-malt-on-the-rocks that he was no doubt swilling angrily. I think he was hiding it behind the counter, because he was standing there looking innocent every time the camera was on him.
12.28.08 at 7:45 pm
matt
Did I just hear TO say at his news conference that he texted Homo this morning and told him he’s the same guy that shed tears for him last year!?!?!?! HE TEXTED HIM!?!?! Fucking brilliant!
12.28.08 at 7:38 pm
Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug
Jeez, Romo and Favre as schadenfreude bait in one day? AND we get to the go the playoffs? AND I just found out how awesome having a BJ’s membership is? Best day ever? Okay, maybe Game 5b of the World Series was better, but this is up there.
12.28.08 at 7:22 pm
chris johnson as a second language
season ova,so pacman gon drank,OH YEAH,HE GON DRANK
12.28.08 at 7:16 pm
Joe Theissman's Leg
He’s arm is going to fall off as in The Lepper Quarterback.
12.28.08 at 7:13 pm
doug_plank
Would it be asking too much to have Farves last play be a safety as his head is ripped off?
Two Xmases’ in one week!
12.28.08 at 7:11 pm
Leigh
Whenever the Fox cameras showed a shot of Jerry Jones during the Cowboys @ Eagles game, his box was always swathed in darkness. I’m not sure if this was because the lighting was bad, or because Mr. Jones was so angry he was sucking up all the light around him.
12.28.08 at 7:09 pm
matt
You think wade is hiding under a desk right now saying, “That did not go well. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!”
12.28.08 at 7:06 pm
dougery
that last FG was hilarious. 44-3… yup, let’s try for the field goal.
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I hate you all.
Thank you.
Maybe we can start a new tradition in Arlington: The Heimlich Maneuver.
Best day ever… at one point today I said “Let’s go Jamarcus” and the day turned out beautifully. Call that the upset of the year.
I love you Romo. I really do.
I’m hoping for running reports of all the places Tony Romo passes out in during the offseason.
I wish some KSK mole could plant a hidden camera on the Cowboys’ team plane for the flight back home. That would be something. I also have the feeling many service employees are in for some abuse.
As a Redskins fan, I would like to thank the Dallas cowboys for giving this football season some meaning. It’s so great to see that team and their toothless and moronic fans fail on such an epic level TWO WEEKS IN A ROW on national TV.
What a wonderful Christmas this has been.
At least now when I wear the Reebok Equipment Cowboys hoody I got for Christmas no one will accuse me of being a front runner.
That’s all I got.
if jerry doesn’t want to fire wade, i’ll come in there and kick his fat ass out for him for free. and jason garrett. and owens. and both roy williams’. and crayton. and pacman.
GODDAMNIT FUCKING COSKSUCKER SHIT BITCH ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-PUNCHER GODDAMNIT!!!
On the Apprentice the Dallas Cowboys Edition Finale
The Donald-Your employer, Mr. Jerry Jones called me in to inform you on your employment status. According to Mr. Jones, he has handed you enormous talent and picked you to lead a team built by a man that turned a 1 win Dolphin team from last year into a division winner. Upon hiring you, your team known as the Cowboys proceeded to disappoint Mr. Jones and the fans to no end.
Wade-But Mr. Trump I can explain
The Donald-Shut up Hostess Twinkie. Where was I. Oh yes, you took a team many NFL experts had predicted for a Super Bowl run and managed to miss the playoffs entirely while eating your still growing weight in Oreo cookies. Like Rosie O’ Donnel, you are a big fat pig. You have shown no growth as a head coach and could not motivate a blowjob out of one of my slutty supermodel girlfirends. Wade Phillips,
You’re Fired.
On the Apprentice the Dallas Cowboys Edition Finale
The Donald-Your employer, Mr. Jerry Jones called me in to inform you on your employment status. According to Mr. Jones, he has handed you enormous talent and picked you to lead a team built by a man that turned a 1 win Dolphin team from last year into a division winner. Upon hiring you, your team known as the Cowboys proceeded to disappoint Mr. Jones and the fans to no end.
Wade-But Mr. Trump I can explain
The Donald-Shut up Hostess Twinkie. Where was I. Oh yes, you took a team many NFL experts had predicted for a Super Bowl run and managed to miss the playoffs entirely while eating your still growing weight in Oreo cookies. Like Rosie O’ Donnel, you are a big fat pig. You have shown no growth as a head coach and could not motivate a blowjob out of one of my slutty supermodel girlfirends. Wade Phillips, You’re Fired.
What a glorious day of football. Even a Giants loss couldn’t ruin it.
Wade’s eating Oreos and just waiting for Double-J to barge into his office…
“Fucking Brilliant!!!! Would you mind telling me exatcly how many points they scored last week???”
I don’t remember cause I’m drunk, but I can tell you they scored 44 points TODAY. SUCK IT!!
matt:touche…..but just give it some time and we will see.if they are a one and done,i will humbly say im wrong,but point being,i really dont think im going to be…..so FACK OFF!!!!!
Jerry Jones is trying to fire God, as we speak….
God has no comment….he was too busy preventing a T.O. Chernobyl
“they seem to be firing on all cylinders right now”
Fucking Brilliant!!!! Would you mind telling me exatcly how many points they scored last week???
Leigh: seriously? FUCK! thats the only reason i kept watching that game. i was waiting for a fed up t.o. to have an on field melt down IN philly. dammit!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAAAAA.
Your tears sustain me, Cowboys fans.
yea,i do,but do you also realize they have beaten the dog shit out of both new york and dallas and the yseem to be firing on all cylinders right now? im sorry to sound one of these overanalytical talking heads on the pre and post game shows,but how you play right now is what matters. thats why the colts and ravens are much more dangerous than the titans or steelers (and im definitely a titans fan). oh well,jerrah jones is definitely drowning his sorrows in scotch and making arrangements to have bum jr. castrated on return to dallas
My biggest disappointment for the day: Terrell Owens was mature and level-headed during his press conference. So, kudos to Mr. Owens (for once).
“You realize that the eagles tied the Bengals and lost to the Redskins….. twice!!!”
Yeah, I think we all realize that. Good observation though. Real keen insight there.
I cannot wait for this week’s Wade & Jerry.
You realize that the eagles tied the Bengals and lost to the Redskins….. twice!!!
philly quite possibly has a good chance to make it to the nfc championship,if not the superbowl.playing the vikings and then nyg while they are not quite playing theyre best. oppurtunity is there,but local philly fan will instead just continue trying to run mcnab out of town if he brings anything short of a lombardi trophy. -eagles fan from the south
During those Jerry Jones shots, I kept looking for the glass of double-single-malt-on-the-rocks that he was no doubt swilling angrily. I think he was hiding it behind the counter, because he was standing there looking innocent every time the camera was on him.
Did I just hear TO say at his news conference that he texted Homo this morning and told him he’s the same guy that shed tears for him last year!?!?!?! HE TEXTED HIM!?!?! Fucking brilliant!
Jeez, Romo and Favre as schadenfreude bait in one day? AND we get to the go the playoffs? AND I just found out how awesome having a BJ’s membership is? Best day ever? Okay, maybe Game 5b of the World Series was better, but this is up there.
season ova,so pacman gon drank,OH YEAH,HE GON DRANK
He’s arm is going to fall off as in The Lepper Quarterback.
Would it be asking too much to have Farves last play be a safety as his head is ripped off?
Two Xmases’ in one week!
Whenever the Fox cameras showed a shot of Jerry Jones during the Cowboys @ Eagles game, his box was always swathed in darkness. I’m not sure if this was because the lighting was bad, or because Mr. Jones was so angry he was sucking up all the light around him.
You think wade is hiding under a desk right now saying, “That did not go well. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!”
that last FG was hilarious. 44-3… yup, let’s try for the field goal.
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!