YOU’RE FIRED! YOU’RE ALL F–KING FIRED!
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December 28th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
that last FG was hilarious. 44-3… yup, let’s try for the field goal.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
You think wade is hiding under a desk right now saying, “That did not go well. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!”
December 28th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Whenever the Fox cameras showed a shot of Jerry Jones during the Cowboys @ Eagles game, his box was always swathed in darkness. I’m not sure if this was because the lighting was bad, or because Mr. Jones was so angry he was sucking up all the light around him.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Would it be asking too much to have Farves last play be a safety as his head is ripped off?
Two Xmases’ in one week!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
He’s arm is going to fall off as in The Lepper Quarterback.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
season ova,so pacman gon drank,OH YEAH,HE GON DRANK
December 28th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Jeez, Romo and Favre as schadenfreude bait in one day? AND we get to the go the playoffs? AND I just found out how awesome having a BJ’s membership is? Best day ever? Okay, maybe Game 5b of the World Series was better, but this is up there.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Did I just hear TO say at his news conference that he texted Homo this morning and told him he’s the same guy that shed tears for him last year!?!?!?! HE TEXTED HIM!?!?! Fucking brilliant!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
During those Jerry Jones shots, I kept looking for the glass of double-single-malt-on-the-rocks that he was no doubt swilling angrily. I think he was hiding it behind the counter, because he was standing there looking innocent every time the camera was on him.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
philly quite possibly has a good chance to make it to the nfc championship,if not the superbowl.playing the vikings and then nyg while they are not quite playing theyre best. oppurtunity is there,but local philly fan will instead just continue trying to run mcnab out of town if he brings anything short of a lombardi trophy. -eagles fan from the south
December 28th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
You realize that the eagles tied the Bengals and lost to the Redskins….. twice!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I cannot wait for this week’s Wade & Jerry.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
“You realize that the eagles tied the Bengals and lost to the Redskins….. twice!!!”
Yeah, I think we all realize that. Good observation though. Real keen insight there.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
My biggest disappointment for the day: Terrell Owens was mature and level-headed during his press conference. So, kudos to Mr. Owens (for once).
December 28th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
yea,i do,but do you also realize they have beaten the dog shit out of both new york and dallas and the yseem to be firing on all cylinders right now? im sorry to sound one of these overanalytical talking heads on the pre and post game shows,but how you play right now is what matters. thats why the colts and ravens are much more dangerous than the titans or steelers (and im definitely a titans fan). oh well,jerrah jones is definitely drowning his sorrows in scotch and making arrangements to have bum jr. castrated on return to dallas
December 28th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAAAAA.
Your tears sustain me, Cowboys fans.
December 28th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Leigh: seriously? FUCK! thats the only reason i kept watching that game. i was waiting for a fed up t.o. to have an on field melt down IN philly. dammit!
December 28th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
“they seem to be firing on all cylinders right now”
Fucking Brilliant!!!! Would you mind telling me exatcly how many points they scored last week???
December 28th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Jerry Jones is trying to fire God, as we speak….
God has no comment….he was too busy preventing a T.O. Chernobyl
December 28th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
matt:touche…..but just give it some time and we will see.if they are a one and done,i will humbly say im wrong,but point being,i really dont think im going to be…..so FACK OFF!!!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
“Fucking Brilliant!!!! Would you mind telling me exatcly how many points they scored last week???”
I don’t remember cause I’m drunk, but I can tell you they scored 44 points TODAY. SUCK IT!!
December 28th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
What a glorious day of football. Even a Giants loss couldn’t ruin it.
Wade’s eating Oreos and just waiting for Double-J to barge into his office…
December 28th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
On the Apprentice the Dallas Cowboys Edition Finale
The Donald-Your employer, Mr. Jerry Jones called me in to inform you on your employment status. According to Mr. Jones, he has handed you enormous talent and picked you to lead a team built by a man that turned a 1 win Dolphin team from last year into a division winner. Upon hiring you, your team known as the Cowboys proceeded to disappoint Mr. Jones and the fans to no end.
Wade-But Mr. Trump I can explain
The Donald-Shut up Hostess Twinkie. Where was I. Oh yes, you took a team many NFL experts had predicted for a Super Bowl run and managed to miss the playoffs entirely while eating your still growing weight in Oreo cookies. Like Rosie O’ Donnel, you are a big fat pig. You have shown no growth as a head coach and could not motivate a blowjob out of one of my slutty supermodel girlfirends. Wade Phillips, You’re Fired.
December 28th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
On the Apprentice the Dallas Cowboys Edition Finale
The Donald-Your employer, Mr. Jerry Jones called me in to inform you on your employment status. According to Mr. Jones, he has handed you enormous talent and picked you to lead a team built by a man that turned a 1 win Dolphin team from last year into a division winner. Upon hiring you, your team known as the Cowboys proceeded to disappoint Mr. Jones and the fans to no end.
Wade-But Mr. Trump I can explain
The Donald-Shut up Hostess Twinkie. Where was I. Oh yes, you took a team many NFL experts had predicted for a Super Bowl run and managed to miss the playoffs entirely while eating your still growing weight in Oreo cookies. Like Rosie O’ Donnel, you are a big fat pig. You have shown no growth as a head coach and could not motivate a blowjob out of one of my slutty supermodel girlfirends. Wade Phillips,
You’re Fired.
December 28th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
if jerry doesn’t want to fire wade, i’ll come in there and kick his fat ass out for him for free. and jason garrett. and owens. and both roy williams’. and crayton. and pacman.
GODDAMNIT FUCKING COSKSUCKER SHIT BITCH ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-PUNCHER GODDAMNIT!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
At least now when I wear the Reebok Equipment Cowboys hoody I got for Christmas no one will accuse me of being a front runner.
That’s all I got.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
As a Redskins fan, I would like to thank the Dallas cowboys for giving this football season some meaning. It’s so great to see that team and their toothless and moronic fans fail on such an epic level TWO WEEKS IN A ROW on national TV.
What a wonderful Christmas this has been.
December 29th, 2008 at 12:00 am
I wish some KSK mole could plant a hidden camera on the Cowboys’ team plane for the flight back home. That would be something. I also have the feeling many service employees are in for some abuse.
December 29th, 2008 at 12:24 am
I’m hoping for running reports of all the places Tony Romo passes out in during the offseason.
December 29th, 2008 at 1:16 am
Best day ever… at one point today I said “Let’s go Jamarcus” and the day turned out beautifully. Call that the upset of the year.
I love you Romo. I really do.
December 29th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Maybe we can start a new tradition in Arlington: The Heimlich Maneuver.
December 29th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I hate you all.
Thank you.