Comments on: You Suck! Now Start Acting Like It!

By: Julius Miller

Julius Miller — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:03:00 +0000

Hey

By: Frank

Frank — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:22:10 +0000

The casual racism was hilarious, you fucking cunt. I hope you literally die an actual death sooner than you expect to.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:18:36 +0000

Re: That’s like Keanu Reeves calling Heath Ledger lifeless!

I am both repulsed and in awe of the brilliance of that comment.

By: Mo Dred

Mo Dred — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 06:23:15 +0000

@Ryno: That’s EFFIN’ funny!!!

All I know is Rob Parker’s comments at this stage were WHOLLY appropriate. If you can’t get a win, you can at least get a good laugh out of this.

I have decided that here on KSK, I am announcing my candidacy for Lions GM. Yes, I’m serious. As the Lions achieve the perfect un-season, I will have seen everything wrong that could ever go wrong for a pro football franchise. Not only that, but I was at Prairie View A&M during “The Streak” so again, I’ve seen it when the band at halftime gave the best performance of the game. I don’t have the credentials, but as every single GM for Detroit in my lifetime has proven they don’t matter anyway. Why not give someone like me a chance? Someone who for once in his life would like to see an actual Pro Bowl QB wearing a Lions helmet. Someone who wants to never re-live “Another one bites the dust,” as the motto and instill “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.” Why not me? Why not someone who wants not to be pitied and laughed at, but to have to hear the haters hate because we’re just that good?

I want to be Lions GM and I don’t just want to win; I want to trample on the souls of every other franchise in the league.

By: chris johnson as a second language

chris johnson as a second language — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:02:46 +0000

deck da hawls wif bawls of harry,fa-ra-ra-ra-ra,ra-ra-ra-ra,tiss da season to be jarry,fa-ra-ra-ra-ra,ra-ra-ra-ra
happy holidays,now bring the pain! 24hrs of a christmas story

By: ognihs

ognihs — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:40:07 +0000

i’m not sure which is more surprising:
that there’s no infighting from this team
or
they’re winless AFTER firing matt millen

By: Los Angeles Chief Fan

Los Angeles Chief Fan — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:52:09 +0000

Punte, YOU WERE ON FIRE! Well played sir.

By: Straight Cash Homey

Straight Cash Homey — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:31:30 +0000

He should force is daughter to marry Rex Ryan

http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/2008/12/22/mall-santa-hates/

By: Biggie Steve

Biggie Steve — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:03:27 +0000

I don’t like how Millen was able to “re-sign” and partially escape this disaster of a season. He should be placed on the 50 yard line at Ford Field when they lose, while all the homeless people in Detroit rub they’re naked, smelly, HIV infected bodies on him. Pissing and shitting all over him while Barry Sanders repeatedly kicks him in the balls!! At least this would give Lions fans something to cheer about.

Merry Christmas you fat fuck, rest easy knowing that at least 15 people were murdered in Detroit because you’re a failure as a human being and have no sense of how to run a football team.

By: Never Pass A Bar

Never Pass A Bar — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:03:20 +0000

“The Detroit Lions are 0-15, a scenario that can break exactly one of two ways. Option A: Detroit upsets the Packers in Week 17, in Green Bay, where they haven’t won in 17 years. Or, Option B: The Lions continue their mastery of scoring fewer points than the other team and ride that shit-stained chariot of ineptitude into immortality.”

You getting rules interpretations from Donovan, guys? Option C: Lions piss everybody off by tying Green Bay. Hopefully a 0 – 0 tie. With a missed field goal at the end of overtime. If. There. Is. A. God.