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You All Leceivel Of Anarr Valiety, Light?

Oh, famous polln stall Risa Ann! I such big fan! You pray Salah Payrin in Hines #1 bukkake crip! I lub one out to you rong time! I rike it when you get big creampie! It Hines favollet kind of pie! Oooooh, hairpie!

pic courtesy of reader Don S.

UPDATE: Didn’t realize until just now that Lisa Ann actually blogged (LINK VERY NSFW) about meeting Hines:

“The party was so cool, everyone from the company and a surprise guest who came to chill with us, Steelers player Heinz Ward.. See pics… only6 problem for me with Heinz… DON’T test MY FANHOOD… the Steelers had just beet my Cowboys last week, so I was just not over it yet.. I had to discuss the stroke of luck I felt the Steelers actually had by Romo throwing them the bgall and giving the game away in the last 3 minutes.. We were ahead till then and we actually would have won. So no matter what… I could not give in and let it go, but now that we finaly beat the Giants I am feeling a bit better.”

Bet Lisa wasn’t feeling so hot today, though. Know what might cheer her up?

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10 Responses to “You All Leceivel Of Anarr Valiety, Light?”

  1. albo Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 8:35 am

    off topic

    Drew, you read Peter King yet this a.m.?:

    “Manning had his own anal traits…”

    *face palm*
    /off topic

  2. Leid Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 8:43 am

    That one was a freebie.

  3. Chris-Vodka Collins Please Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 8:43 am

    Not pictured – Hines throwing a vicious crack back block on Peter North.

  4. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Rissa Ann, me rike it when Locco Siffledi splay you with his filehose.

  5. chris johnson as a second language Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    meet brack lecievel santonio hormes,he have giant peckel foll you to swab on and he rike white gulls.want to take you hariday inn expless. he got the weed if you got the lightel.hines wald just watch in corner wif videocamla and bottle of rotion.

  6. Two Napkin Tommy Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    My company Christmas parties are never this interesting.

  7. GPF Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    The schaenfraude will never end!

  8. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    bottle of rotion.

    Fail. Sorry junior.

    And FUCK am I jealous of Hines.

  9. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    And a hearty fail to me for not closing that tag. Good times all around!

  10. throwbot Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Knowing that Lisa Ann is a Cowboys fan almost makes me want to stop masturbating to her.

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