Comments on: Who Can Blow Through Their Allotment of Timeouts and Layer Cakes the Fastest? http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:50:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Boatdrinks http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92079 Boatdrinks Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:41:37 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92079 on Fiar! Emmitt Smiff said the Eagles are on Fiar! Watch out. on Fiar! Emmitt Smiff said the Eagles are on Fiar!
Watch out.

]]> By: Steve http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92071 Steve Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:47:43 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92071 Jaws! Jaws! Can you BELIEVE the Eagles have a tie this year!!? A tie! Is that not unfathomable!!?? Can you imagine what would happen if there was a tie on Idol??! It would be PAN-demonium!!!! Jaws, let me ask you something? You were a super bowl quarterback. You know what the pressures of playing in Philadelphia week in and week out are like. Let me ask you, who would make it farther on Dancing with the Stars, Donovan McNaab or Brett Farvre? I mean, can you Imagine that contest?? I mean, two embattled gladiators, dressed to the nines, sequins sparkling, limbs akimbo. The spectacle! Jaws! Jaws! Can you BELIEVE the Eagles have a tie this year!!? A tie! Is that not unfathomable!!?? Can you imagine what would happen if there was a tie on Idol??! It would be PAN-demonium!!!! Jaws, let me ask you something? You were a super bowl quarterback. You know what the pressures of playing in Philadelphia week in and week out are like. Let me ask you, who would make it farther on Dancing with the Stars, Donovan McNaab or Brett Farvre? I mean, can you Imagine that contest?? I mean, two embattled gladiators, dressed to the nines, sequins sparkling, limbs akimbo. The spectacle!

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92067 Otto Man Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:33:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92067 <i>I bet it’s a tie.</i> Pfft. You can't have a tie in the NFL. I bet it’s a tie.

Pfft. You can’t have a tie in the NFL.

]]> By: StuScottBooyahs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92065 StuScottBooyahs Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:27:46 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92065 In Reid's house, fondue is a contact sport In Reid’s house, fondue is a contact sport

]]> By: placekickerholder http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92064 placekickerholder Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:24:59 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92064 That's MISTER douchebag Eagles fan thank you very much. /drinks //throws snowball-covered battery at Santa Claus That’s MISTER douchebag Eagles fan thank you very much.

/drinks
//throws snowball-covered battery at Santa Claus

]]> By: Punch Rockgroin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92061 Punch Rockgroin Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:07:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92061 I bet it's a tie. I bet it’s a tie.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92059 Otto Man Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:00:23 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92059 No dice, Flip. ESPN only has three hours allotted for this contest, and those lardos could slurp down liquified cheese all night long. It's known as "Friday night" at the Reid house. No dice, Flip. ESPN only has three hours allotted for this contest, and those lardos could slurp down liquified cheese all night long.

It’s known as “Friday night” at the Reid house.

]]> By: Flip Washington http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92058 Flip Washington Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:56:34 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92058 This game should be decided by which coach can drink the most melted Velveeta(TM) cheese. This game should be decided by which coach can drink the most melted Velveeta(TM) cheese.

]]> By: Boatdrinks http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92055 Boatdrinks Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:39:56 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92055 I think Romeo looks so much more not unprofessional in that suit. FTW! I worry still for small toddlers and little animals around Andy. I think there is remains in the mustache. Can we focus this picture better? Grimey, help me out! I think Romeo looks so much more not unprofessional in that suit. FTW! I worry still for small toddlers and little animals around Andy. I think there is remains in the mustache. Can we focus this picture better? Grimey, help me out!

]]> By: Kimbo Gash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/who-can-blow-through-their-allotment-of-timeouts-and-crumb-cakes-the-fastest.html/comment-page-1#comment-92054 Kimbo Gash Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:26:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8663#comment-92054 I say fuck the game, let 'em Sumo for it instead. I say fuck the game, let ‘em Sumo for it instead.

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