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Who Can Blow Through Their Allotment of Timeouts and Layer Cakes the Fastest?

12.15.08 Written by Christmas Ape

TAGS: Cleveland Browns, douchebag Eagles fans, ksk live blogkkake of the week
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Who Can Blow Through Their Allotment of Timeouts and Layer Cakes the Fastest?

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  1. 12.15.08 at 11:41 pm
    Boatdrinks

    on Fiar! Emmitt Smiff said the Eagles are on Fiar!
    Watch out.

  2. 12.15.08 at 7:47 pm
    Steve

    Jaws! Jaws! Can you BELIEVE the Eagles have a tie this year!!? A tie! Is that not unfathomable!!?? Can you imagine what would happen if there was a tie on Idol??! It would be PAN-demonium!!!! Jaws, let me ask you something? You were a super bowl quarterback. You know what the pressures of playing in Philadelphia week in and week out are like. Let me ask you, who would make it farther on Dancing with the Stars, Donovan McNaab or Brett Farvre? I mean, can you Imagine that contest?? I mean, two embattled gladiators, dressed to the nines, sequins sparkling, limbs akimbo. The spectacle!

  3. 12.15.08 at 7:33 pm
    Otto Man

    I bet it’s a tie.

    Pfft. You can’t have a tie in the NFL.

  4. 12.15.08 at 7:27 pm
    StuScottBooyahs

    In Reid’s house, fondue is a contact sport

  5. 12.15.08 at 7:24 pm
    placekickerholder

    That’s MISTER douchebag Eagles fan thank you very much.

    /drinks
    //throws snowball-covered battery at Santa Claus

  6. 12.15.08 at 7:07 pm
    Punch Rockgroin

    I bet it’s a tie.

  7. 12.15.08 at 7:00 pm
    Otto Man

    No dice, Flip. ESPN only has three hours allotted for this contest, and those lardos could slurp down liquified cheese all night long.

    It’s known as “Friday night” at the Reid house.

  8. 12.15.08 at 6:56 pm
    Flip Washington

    This game should be decided by which coach can drink the most melted Velveeta(TM) cheese.

  9. 12.15.08 at 6:39 pm
    Boatdrinks

    I think Romeo looks so much more not unprofessional in that suit. FTW! I worry still for small toddlers and little animals around Andy. I think there is remains in the mustache. Can we focus this picture better? Grimey, help me out!

  10. 12.15.08 at 6:26 pm
    Kimbo Gash

    I say fuck the game, let ‘em Sumo for it instead.

  11. 12.15.08 at 6:24 pm
    Reggie Bush's Pimp

    The Fat Man Bowl. Complete with meaty guys on the stands with no shirts and fat guys dancing instead of cheerleaders.

    Only in America!

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