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The Fat Man Bowl. Complete with meaty guys on the stands with no shirts and fat guys dancing instead of cheerleaders.
Only in America!
I say fuck the game, let ‘em Sumo for it instead.
I think Romeo looks so much more not unprofessional in that suit. FTW! I worry still for small toddlers and little animals around Andy. I think there is remains in the mustache. Can we focus this picture better? Grimey, help me out!
This game should be decided by which coach can drink the most melted Velveeta(TM) cheese.
No dice, Flip. ESPN only has three hours allotted for this contest, and those lardos could slurp down liquified cheese all night long.
It’s known as “Friday night” at the Reid house.
I bet it’s a tie.
That’s MISTER douchebag Eagles fan thank you very much.
/drinks //throws snowball-covered battery at Santa Claus
In Reid’s house, fondue is a contact sport
Pfft. You can’t have a tie in the NFL.
Jaws! Jaws! Can you BELIEVE the Eagles have a tie this year!!? A tie! Is that not unfathomable!!?? Can you imagine what would happen if there was a tie on Idol??! It would be PAN-demonium!!!! Jaws, let me ask you something? You were a super bowl quarterback. You know what the pressures of playing in Philadelphia week in and week out are like. Let me ask you, who would make it farther on Dancing with the Stars, Donovan McNaab or Brett Farvre? I mean, can you Imagine that contest?? I mean, two embattled gladiators, dressed to the nines, sequins sparkling, limbs akimbo. The spectacle!
on Fiar! Emmitt Smiff said the Eagles are on Fiar! Watch out.
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