WHO CALLED ME A GIRL? WAS IT THE BALD GIRL?
HI BLOG READERS
TOUGH WEEK FOR THE BEN. BEEN CHEWING ON THIS GUM FOR FOUR DAYS AND IT LOST FLAVOR LONG TIME AGO. I HOPE FLAVOR COME BACK SOON. COME BACK AS CHOCO TACO FLAVOR MAYBE. HARF HARF HARF THAT’S JOKES.
BUT WEEK BEEN HARD FOR MORE THAN GUM. GOT ANOTHER OWIE IN MY KNEESPOT FROM STEPPING IN MUD. WHAT’S THE KNEESPOT GOT TO DO WITH FOOT IN MUD? BODY WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. LIKE I YELL PEW PEW PEW OVER AND OVER AND GET A HEADACHE. WHAT THE HEAD HAVE TO DO WITH PEW PEW PEWING?
THEN MEWELDE TELL ME (HINES BUSY WITH THEM VIETCONG) SEATTLE QUARTERBACK CALLED ME A GIRL. WHAT A STUPID THING TO SAY. EVEN BEN KNOWS HE’S A MAN ‘CAUSE HE’S GOT ONE OF THEM SANTONIO THINGS THAT MAKES THE PEE. PLUS, HE GOTS THE SWEET MAN-MAN GOATEE. ONLY GIRLS IN CLEVELAND GOT THEM.
NOTHING WRONG WITH THE GIRLS, ‘COURSE. THEY SOME OF THE BEST FANS WE GOT. EXCEPT THEY THROW THEIR UNDERWEAR AT THE BEN, WHICH IS SILLY. HE DON’T WEAR GIRL UNDIES. THROW SOME THE BEN CAN USE. BUT I LIKE THE ONE WHO SENT ME THIS VIDEO.
FOOLISH DIVE WITHOUT HELMET? ME THINK ME NOW UNDERSTAND THIS CRAZY THING CALLED LOVE. AND WITHOUT HINES HELP!
Tags: ben rongrastname, xmas ape
December 5th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
you had me at PEW PEW PEW
December 5th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Yes and I’d still do her.
Does that make me a bad man?
December 5th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Rongrastname just isn’t the same without Hines Wald
December 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
If she was really a committed Stillers fan she’d hand paint the logo on her wall. AM I RITE??
December 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
That’s her pre-BJ ritual
Stay away
December 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I always thought Polamalu would look better as a blonde!
She was diving for my loose ball…
December 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
“If she was really a committed Stillers fan she’d hand paint the logo on her wall. AM I RITE??”
Aw no…no Sillers fan’d ever do something like that!
That’s right…I just dropped an I-76 west of Cranberry joke on you bitches.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Stillers. Fuck.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Hassle-bald should quite the comedy circuit and stick to what he knows best. Jive ass Republican politics with his floozy sister-in-law.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
*quit
December 5th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Can you send me here number when you get a chance?
December 5th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Is that a midget’s room or is she like 7 feet tall?
Can Amayinzon play corner?
December 5th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Nice video, but I’m glad Ape has cut his hair. The long blonde look didn’t work for him.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
EVEN BEN KNOWS HE’S A MAN ‘CAUSE HE’S GOT ONE OF THEM SANTONIO THINGS THAT MAKES THE PEE.
Holy shit can’t breath.
Also, when did Ben start referring to himself in the third person?
December 5th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Does Ben have a hickey on his neck in that pick? If so, way to show your love for the team Ape!
December 5th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
@StuScottBooyahs: ‘pre-BJ ritual’? Why have I never heard of these before?!
Are they usually more subtle and undetectable?
December 5th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
No way she lives in Pittsburgh.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Her boyfriend must be at-all-times hammered.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
BEN ONLY PAWN IN GAME OF LIFE.
December 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I will pay $100 to have that girl’s voice box removed, and $200 to have her delivered to my house afterwards.
December 5th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
YouTube in the hands of webcam owners is like giving candy corn to a retard.
December 5th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
BEN’S FAVE PLACE IN WHOLE OF TEXAS IS SANANTONIO. BEN BELIEVES IF YOU HAVE BIG ENOUGH PEE MAKER, THEY NAME ENTIRE CITY AFTER YOU.
December 5th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
+1 G.G. I may have to quote that in the future.
December 5th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
She would be way hotter with a dick in her mouth.
December 6th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
GIRL GIVE ME BOOM BOOM IN MY PEEPEESPOT