HI BLOG READERS

TOUGH WEEK FOR THE BEN. BEEN CHEWING ON THIS GUM FOR FOUR DAYS AND IT LOST FLAVOR LONG TIME AGO. I HOPE FLAVOR COME BACK SOON. COME BACK AS CHOCO TACO FLAVOR MAYBE. HARF HARF HARF THAT’S JOKES.

BUT WEEK BEEN HARD FOR MORE THAN GUM. GOT ANOTHER OWIE IN MY KNEESPOT FROM STEPPING IN MUD. WHAT’S THE KNEESPOT GOT TO DO WITH FOOT IN MUD? BODY WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. LIKE I YELL PEW PEW PEW OVER AND OVER AND GET A HEADACHE. WHAT THE HEAD HAVE TO DO WITH PEW PEW PEWING?

THEN MEWELDE TELL ME (HINES BUSY WITH THEM VIETCONG) SEATTLE QUARTERBACK CALLED ME A GIRL. WHAT A STUPID THING TO SAY. EVEN BEN KNOWS HE’S A MAN ‘CAUSE HE’S GOT ONE OF THEM SANTONIO THINGS THAT MAKES THE PEE. PLUS, HE GOTS THE SWEET MAN-MAN GOATEE. ONLY GIRLS IN CLEVELAND GOT THEM.

NOTHING WRONG WITH THE GIRLS, ‘COURSE. THEY SOME OF THE BEST FANS WE GOT. EXCEPT THEY THROW THEIR UNDERWEAR AT THE BEN, WHICH IS SILLY. HE DON’T WEAR GIRL UNDIES. THROW SOME THE BEN CAN USE. BUT I LIKE THE ONE WHO SENT ME THIS VIDEO.

FOOLISH DIVE WITHOUT HELMET? ME THINK ME NOW UNDERSTAND THIS CRAZY THING CALLED LOVE. AND WITHOUT HINES HELP!