Wes Welker: Kid Of Steel Is Just Having Fun Out There!
We close out this Christmas Eve with the greatest gift of all: Shithead Patriot fans bitching because poor little Wes Welker (KID OF STEEL!) got fined $10k for making a snow angel on the field (link from reader Stephen H.). Goddamn NFL goons. DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND HE JUST LOVES BEING OUT THERE? Let’s go through some of the choicest dreck:
I guess the Joe Horns, Chad Johnsons, and Terrell Owens of the league (Ed Note: ALL DAHKIES!) have ruined it for everyone. This is absolutely ridiculous. This was not a staged, “look at me” experience. This was a young man from the south, playing on predominantly southern teams, having fun in the snow. Plain and simple. The NFL truly has become the “No Fun League”.
Posted by Jim in SC December 24, 08 01:26 PM
Dummest (SIC) sport ever with some of the most ridiculous rules and regulations ever devised. There is an obvious difference between gratuitous celebration and a snow angel. Suck it NFL, you are a bureaucratic joke.
Posted by Leon Tannonballs December 24, 08 02:15 PM
I think Welker should appeal and make the argument that a snow ANGEL is a prayer?
Posted by Santa Claus December 24, 08 02:16 PM
They can’t do this to ow-uh Wes Welkah! HE WASN’T BEING SELFISH LIKE A DAHKIE! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Merry Christmas, gang.
December 24th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
wow. uh…nice jacket?
December 24th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
He’s auditioning for the Top Gun musical.
December 24th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Terrell Owens would say that Welker pic quacks like a duck
December 24th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
new kids on the block member #6,and he’s already conveniently located it boston. i guess its cool to wear jackets made of old footballs.
December 24th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
He even looks like an MVP!!!
December 24th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Assholes and retards like to append their statements with “plain and simple”. That’s the truth, plain and simple.
December 24th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Impetuous ramblings that highlight the obtuseness of an entire fanbase: The gift that keeps on giving!
December 24th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Last comment on that article was roffle. Fan is gonna sue goodell under the Racketeering Act. Hooray homerism!
December 24th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I can already tell that “NO ONE DENIES THIS!” is going to make itself all too comfortable in my day-to-day speech, especially when I’m drunk.
December 24th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
@Gino: Assholes and retards also enjoy random capitalization and putting question marks at the end of statements.
December 24th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Wes Welker looks like AJ, Tony Soprano’s piece of shit son. I hope he ties his feet to a cinder block and jumps in the pool too.
December 24th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Christmas stahted in Bahston with my great Uncle Sully and his wicked holy Manguh! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
And, um, Merry Christmas to the whole (heh heh) of KSK.
December 24th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
That pic just screams “gay porn”. Fuckin’ twink.
December 24th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Wes Welker has to be the first openly gay active player in the NFL. Nobody can deny this.
December 24th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Was there a football scene in Memphis Belle that I missed?
December 24th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
@Kimbo
Perhaps Esera Tuaolo.
December 24th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
stawp with tha fackin quee-uh as folk references,welkah can sack a cawk bettah than fackin anyone on that show. There not even real cawksuckas,only paid actahs! welkah sacks fa tha love of the cawk-NO ONE DENIES THIS
ahhh,new poster and i can see myself having much fun with Tommy from Quinzee speak. A much more comedic language than speaking chris johnson…..
December 24th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
I’d crush Welker in volleyball any day on the beach.
You name the time and place and I’ll bring the lotion.
Plain and simple.
December 24th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Fack you Rogah Goodell! WELKAHHH wasn’t making a fackin snow angel! Evahry time Wes lays down his silhouette fahms an angelic shape! Awbviously one could make the grevious errah that WELKAHHHHHHH was rubbing in a touchdown, but to review it and fine him?
Theah-er-ah’s a wahd fah that kind of singling out, by gawd. It’s called fackin profiling, my friends.
December 24th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
“I think the fine should be the same as an illegal hit to the knees of the best QB in football, or a late hit to defenseless receivers after the play is dead (no fine).”
I lol’d.
December 24th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
“I think the fine should be the same as an illegal hit to the knees of the best QB in football, or a late hit to defenseless receivers after the play is dead (no fine).”
That fucking tool thinks JP Losman is the best QB in football?
December 24th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Merry Christmas KSK-land.
Except you, DeAngelo Williams. I’m still pissed at you for that bullshit performance this week. Mr. Son of Bitch.
December 25th, 2008 at 2:05 am
@ Grimey
Actually, Memphis Belle DOES start out with a football scene where the voice over introduces all of the characters. I will now go back to my own website… http://www.bullshit90’smoves.com*
*not my site
December 25th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Welkaahh is the 2nd best receiver to come from Texas Tech (Michael “Dahkie” Crabtree is #1).
He gets more butt than all of the GITMO prisoners combined.
Merry Holidays, KSKers
December 25th, 2008 at 3:27 am
That shit is screen pass gay.
December 25th, 2008 at 4:37 am
IT’S AUL A CONSPIRACY AGAINST MAW PATRIAWTS! THE NFL WAUNTS TO KEEP US AWT OF THE PLAYAWFS! YOU SEE ALL THE DAHKIES DOING SACK DANCES, BUT THE MINUTE A GREAT RECEIVER LIKE WELKAAHHHH GIVES PRAISE TO G-D, HE’S FINED? WHAT THE FACK IS THAT SHIT?
December 25th, 2008 at 10:08 am
WHAT A FUCKINH FAGGOT
December 25th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Peter King can’t get this image out of his thoughts, such as they are.
December 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Bill Simmon’s ultimate fantasy: a 3-way with Welkah and Brady.
December 25th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Forget the jacket, check out that mustache. I’m pretty sure I saw him hiding in my bushes last week.
Seriously though, I’m not quite sure why that celebration was illegal. No props, didn’t use the ball as a prop, nobody else involved in the celebration. Seemed pretty routine to me.
By the way, Tommie posts are always funny, but my least favorite side effect are all the people trying to copy it who are horrible at it. How the hell does “maw” or “awt” sound like a Boston accent?
December 26th, 2008 at 2:09 am
colt and hoosier fan in typical polian and colt fashion says it should be the same as a hit on a defenseless receiver, I thought you indy cry babies might grow a set after you changed the rules enough to finally steal one(from chicago!) but i geuss you never will understand that you have to outhit your opponent and intimidate inside or outside of yourplayground inspired and rewritten rules.
December 26th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Please try English next time Jim. We’re not all dirty foreigners here.
December 27th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Shithead Patriots fans? Who the fuck are you, cocksucker?