We close out this Christmas Eve with the greatest gift of all: Shithead Patriot fans bitching because poor little Wes Welker (KID OF STEEL!) got fined $10k for making a snow angel on the field (link from reader Stephen H.). Goddamn NFL goons. DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND HE JUST LOVES BEING OUT THERE? Let’s go through some of the choicest dreck:
I guess the Joe Horns, Chad Johnsons, and Terrell Owens of the league (Ed Note: ALL DAHKIES!) have ruined it for everyone. This is absolutely ridiculous. This was not a staged, “look at me” experience. This was a young man from the south, playing on predominantly southern teams, having fun in the snow. Plain and simple. The NFL truly has become the “No Fun League”.
Posted by Jim in SC December 24, 08 01:26 PM
Dummest (SIC) sport ever with some of the most ridiculous rules and regulations ever devised. There is an obvious difference between gratuitous celebration and a snow angel. Suck it NFL, you are a bureaucratic joke.
Posted by Leon Tannonballs December 24, 08 02:15 PM
I think Welker should appeal and make the argument that a snow ANGEL is a prayer?
Posted by Santa Claus December 24, 08 02:16 PM
They can’t do this to ow-uh Wes Welkah! HE WASN’T BEING SELFISH LIKE A DAHKIE! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Merry Christmas, gang.
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Shithead Patriots fans? Who the fuck are you, cocksucker?
Please try English next time Jim. We’re not all dirty foreigners here.
colt and hoosier fan in typical polian and colt fashion says it should be the same as a hit on a defenseless receiver, I thought you indy cry babies might grow a set after you changed the rules enough to finally steal one(from chicago!) but i geuss you never will understand that you have to outhit your opponent and intimidate inside or outside of yourplayground inspired and rewritten rules.
Forget the jacket, check out that mustache. I’m pretty sure I saw him hiding in my bushes last week.
Seriously though, I’m not quite sure why that celebration was illegal. No props, didn’t use the ball as a prop, nobody else involved in the celebration. Seemed pretty routine to me.
By the way, Tommie posts are always funny, but my least favorite side effect are all the people trying to copy it who are horrible at it. How the hell does “maw” or “awt” sound like a Boston accent?
Bill Simmon’s ultimate fantasy: a 3-way with Welkah and Brady.
Peter King can’t get this image out of his thoughts, such as they are.
WHAT A FUCKINH FAGGOT
IT’S AUL A CONSPIRACY AGAINST MAW PATRIAWTS! THE NFL WAUNTS TO KEEP US AWT OF THE PLAYAWFS! YOU SEE ALL THE DAHKIES DOING SACK DANCES, BUT THE MINUTE A GREAT RECEIVER LIKE WELKAAHHHH GIVES PRAISE TO G-D, HE’S FINED? WHAT THE FACK IS THAT SHIT?
That shit is screen pass gay.
Welkaahh is the 2nd best receiver to come from Texas Tech (Michael “Dahkie” Crabtree is #1).
He gets more butt than all of the GITMO prisoners combined.
Merry Holidays, KSKers
@ Grimey
Actually, Memphis Belle DOES start out with a football scene where the voice over introduces all of the characters. I will now go back to my own website… http://www.bullshit90‘smoves.com*
*not my site
Merry Christmas KSK-land.
Except you, DeAngelo Williams. I’m still pissed at you for that bullshit performance this week. Mr. Son of Bitch.
“I think the fine should be the same as an illegal hit to the knees of the best QB in football, or a late hit to defenseless receivers after the play is dead (no fine).”
That fucking tool thinks JP Losman is the best QB in football?
“I think the fine should be the same as an illegal hit to the knees of the best QB in football, or a late hit to defenseless receivers after the play is dead (no fine).”
I lol’d.
Fack you Rogah Goodell! WELKAHHH wasn’t making a fackin snow angel! Evahry time Wes lays down his silhouette fahms an angelic shape! Awbviously one could make the grevious errah that WELKAHHHHHHH was rubbing in a touchdown, but to review it and fine him?
Theah-er-ah’s a wahd fah that kind of singling out, by gawd. It’s called fackin profiling, my friends.
I’d crush Welker in volleyball any day on the beach.
You name the time and place and I’ll bring the lotion.
Plain and simple.
stawp with tha fackin quee-uh as folk references,welkah can sack a cawk bettah than fackin anyone on that show. There not even real cawksuckas,only paid actahs! welkah sacks fa tha love of the cawk-NO ONE DENIES THIS
ahhh,new poster and i can see myself having much fun with Tommy from Quinzee speak. A much more comedic language than speaking chris johnson…..
@Kimbo
Perhaps Esera Tuaolo.
Was there a football scene in Memphis Belle that I missed?
Wes Welker has to be the first openly gay active player in the NFL. Nobody can deny this.
That pic just screams “gay porn”. Fuckin’ twink.
Christmas stahted in Bahston with my great Uncle Sully and his wicked holy Manguh! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
And, um, Merry Christmas to the whole (heh heh) of KSK.
Wes Welker looks like AJ, Tony Soprano’s piece of shit son. I hope he ties his feet to a cinder block and jumps in the pool too.
@Gino: Assholes and retards also enjoy random capitalization and putting question marks at the end of statements.
I can already tell that “NO ONE DENIES THIS!” is going to make itself all too comfortable in my day-to-day speech, especially when I’m drunk.
Last comment on that article was roffle. Fan is gonna sue goodell under the Racketeering Act. Hooray homerism!
Impetuous ramblings that highlight the obtuseness of an entire fanbase: The gift that keeps on giving!
Assholes and retards like to append their statements with “plain and simple”. That’s the truth, plain and simple.
He even looks like an MVP!!!
new kids on the block member #6,and he’s already conveniently located it boston. i guess its cool to wear jackets made of old footballs.
Terrell Owens would say that Welker pic quacks like a duck
He’s auditioning for the Top Gun musical.
wow. uh…nice jacket?