Well, That Happened
12.16.08
Sweet interminable birth of Baby Jesus, that game went on forever. I mean, all the interceptions the Eagles threw in the endzone were kind of amusing, even if the air of inevitability of an Eagles win hung over the Linc from even before the opening kickoff. And Ken Dorsey is a rousing one-man band of suck. Still, this thing couldn’t have been more plodding if it were a Bergman film. If it weren’t for generous cheerleaders shots, I might have gotten slightly more impossibly tanked.
Kevin Kolb, looking only slightly less unkempt than KSK live blog participants. Very kind of you to spot Cleveland a courtesy pick-six, quarterback fuckwitted Philly fans would like to start for them.
Is it really a good idea to show up in a Santa-like hat in a Philadelphia stadium, no matter even if the rest of your body screams Green Man.
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@Chamomiles Davis
It’s a playoff game and the guy I’m up against handed me two of my three loses. Going into Monday night, I’m ahead by 11 pts. I was thinking it was time for some sweet, sweet payback. I have D. Jackson starting and he has Philly’s D… Well, it’s obvious how that went for me- I wound up losing by 2
W/E it’s just a fantasy game
Yes, yes, yes, stoner, McNabb, dork.
@smeos –
Why Kolb over McNabb? Perhaps something to do with McNabb being an injury-prone whiney thin-skinned prima donna who throws up under pressure?
SHE HULK NEED SHAVE!
Since when did Turtle start playing quarterback for the Eagles?
When did the Eagles draft Jim Breuer?
“Ken Dorsey is a rousing one-man band of suck”…I’m almost crying at my desk from laughing. Way to bring the funny.
The Eagles are good for two things: comedic heartbreak and finding the decent chicks in PA and putting them in skimpy outfits.
And Kolb already looks ready to join the Laserface/Culterfucker All-Stars
I wish everyone on the Eagles D contracts a horrible, horrible, recurring disease…
You mean like a staph infection or something? I think the visitors can help with that. Am I correct in thinking you were beaten by a fantasy team starting Philly’s D?
I wish everyone on the Eagles D contracts a horrible, horrible, recurring disease…
Bong rips, twinkies, ludes, etc. etc. etc. Are you sure Kolb is not an import from somewhere in town? He really is an athlete????
How did I totally miss Green Man? I did.
I think there’s a typo in the caption to Suzy’s screenshot. There’s no way McNabb called the Browns a “looser.”
We don’t all want Kolb.
Look at him. Say what you want about McNabb, but I’ve never said, “Donovan was clearly doing bong rips at halftime.”
Just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it’s just right
night man sneaky and mean
I’ve never really understood the belief in Philly that Kevin Kolb would be a better QB than McNabb.
If I didn’t know better, I might think that Philly fans are somehow retarded.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBAZCUioicw
Jesus. Isn’t McNabb supposed to be the overweight one?
Flex this game to the graveyard.
God the NFL sucks.
Santa Fungi
Green Santa probably works at one of those loud and sweaty jobs Principal Skinner mentioned once.