Well, That Happened
Sweet interminable birth of Baby Jesus, that game went on forever. I mean, all the interceptions the Eagles threw in the endzone were kind of amusing, even if the air of inevitability of an Eagles win hung over the Linc from even before the opening kickoff. And Ken Dorsey is a rousing one-man band of suck. Still, this thing couldn’t have been more plodding if it were a Bergman film. If it weren’t for generous cheerleaders shots, I might have gotten slightly more impossibly tanked.
Kevin Kolb, looking only slightly less unkempt than KSK live blog participants. Very kind of you to spot Cleveland a courtesy pick-six, quarterback fuckwitted Philly fans would like to start for them.
Is it really a good idea to show up in a Santa-like hat in a Philadelphia stadium, no matter even if the rest of your body screams Green Man.
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December 16th, 2008 at 1:24 am
Green Santa probably works at one of those loud and sweaty jobs Principal Skinner mentioned once.
December 16th, 2008 at 1:25 am
Santa Fungi
December 16th, 2008 at 1:49 am
God the NFL sucks.
December 16th, 2008 at 1:55 am
Flex this game to the graveyard.
December 16th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Jesus. Isn’t McNabb supposed to be the overweight one?
December 16th, 2008 at 2:01 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBAZCUioicw
December 16th, 2008 at 2:41 am
I’ve never really understood the belief in Philly that Kevin Kolb would be a better QB than McNabb.
If I didn’t know better, I might think that Philly fans are somehow retarded.
December 16th, 2008 at 3:22 am
night man sneaky and mean
December 16th, 2008 at 7:01 am
Just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it’s just right
December 16th, 2008 at 7:47 am
We don’t all want Kolb.
Look at him. Say what you want about McNabb, but I’ve never said, “Donovan was clearly doing bong rips at halftime.”
December 16th, 2008 at 7:56 am
I think there’s a typo in the caption to Suzy’s screenshot. There’s no way McNabb called the Browns a “looser.”
December 16th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Bong rips, twinkies, ludes, etc. etc. etc. Are you sure Kolb is not an import from somewhere in town? He really is an athlete????
How did I totally miss Green Man? I did.
December 16th, 2008 at 8:47 am
I wish everyone on the Eagles D contracts a horrible, horrible, recurring disease…
December 16th, 2008 at 9:23 am
I wish everyone on the Eagles D contracts a horrible, horrible, recurring disease…
You mean like a staph infection or something? I think the visitors can help with that. Am I correct in thinking you were beaten by a fantasy team starting Philly’s D?
December 16th, 2008 at 10:02 am
The Eagles are good for two things: comedic heartbreak and finding the decent chicks in PA and putting them in skimpy outfits.
And Kolb already looks ready to join the Laserface/Culterfucker All-Stars
December 16th, 2008 at 10:50 am
“Ken Dorsey is a rousing one-man band of suck”…I’m almost crying at my desk from laughing. Way to bring the funny.
December 16th, 2008 at 11:48 am
When did the Eagles draft Jim Breuer?
December 16th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Since when did Turtle start playing quarterback for the Eagles?
December 16th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
SHE HULK NEED SHAVE!
December 16th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
@smeos –
Why Kolb over McNabb? Perhaps something to do with McNabb being an injury-prone whiney thin-skinned prima donna who throws up under pressure?
December 16th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Yes, yes, yes, stoner, McNabb, dork.
December 16th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
@Chamomiles Davis
It’s a playoff game and the guy I’m up against handed me two of my three loses. Going into Monday night, I’m ahead by 11 pts. I was thinking it was time for some sweet, sweet payback. I have D. Jackson starting and he has Philly’s D… Well, it’s obvious how that went for me- I wound up losing by 2
W/E it’s just a fantasy game