Unheralded Receivers Fight for Attention. WHO YA GOT?
Okay, you’ve suffered enough of my homerism for one day. Let’s turn our focus to another pivotal divisional matchup laden with playoff implications, as the Bucs, fresh off their humbling at the hands paws of the Panthers, take on the Falcons. Naturally, Jeff Garcia’s date with Matt Ryan will get all the attention, but what of the two receivers responsible for making them look good. WHO YA GOT?
Antonio Bryant_________________Roddy White
Relationship with the media
Badmouthed__________________Ignored
Relationship with Michael Vick
Warm to kinda warm_____________LIKE A HOTHOUSE FLOWER!
Critical mistake
Getting into it with Bill Parcells in Dallas_________Thinking “Roddy” is an upgrade over Sharod
Opposition to idiotic policy
Bucs fans tattling texts___________________Not being able to put furniture on your lawn in Jawja!
Is he actually good?
He had a good game last week!__________________Most definitely
Finishing move
Futilely trying to replicate one-handed catch for girls________Making us look dumb for thinking Matt Ryan was a bust. DAMN YOU!
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Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Buccaneers, who ya got?, xmas ape
December 12th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Fuck the Steelers.
December 12th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Worst poster on KSK.
December 12th, 2008 at 10:54 am
FUCK YOU APE. YOU SUXXXXX!
December 12th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Wait, no Steelers mention? There must be something wrong here.
December 12th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Rowdy Sharod White doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Lawn Jockies are awesome!!!
December 12th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Ape,
I think you’re actually a really clever writer and will buy you a drink in Baltimore anytime.
/Also a Ravens fan.
December 12th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Also,
Heroin laced with AIDS > Iron City
December 12th, 2008 at 11:08 am
STADIUM FEATURE
Disney theme park ___________ Empty
December 12th, 2008 at 11:10 am
+1 Stu
December 12th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Fuck. My FF team has been enjoying Roddy’s contributions all year and I totally forgot that he was the slapdick with that T-Shirt.
December 12th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Every time Roddy thinks about the contract Matty Ice is going to get him, that t-shirt gets further and further under the pile in the drawer.
December 12th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Who I Got? Roddy White! In 3 different fantasy leagues.
I would complain that he is the jerk with the “Free Mike Vick” T-Shirt, but I still proudly wear my “Free Oookie” T-Shirt, so that complaint would ring just a little hollow.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Ybor City over Buckhead
December 12th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
@DeepFriar
The Hold Steady approve of your message.
December 12th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Why is everybody hatin’ on the Ape? So many people so scared of his manly-man sexiness. He loves his Mama and he loves the Pittsburgh Stillers. What more do you want? You people hatin’ on the Ape and the Stillers. You know what you are?
Clevelanders. That’s what you are. Go choke on a pustule-encrusted Michael Stanley Band cock.