TREMBLE BEFORE THE FEARSOME RAVEN FANS!
The Bog’s Dan Steinberg returned from his vacation in style with a trip to M&T Bank (actually a quicker commute from WaPo headquarters than FedEx Field), and he brought his camera along to document the local creatures of interest.
And before you say it, yes, I am just bitter that the Redskins suck a big fat cock. Check out the Bog for more fun, including Baltimore’s best hope at the Miss Maryland pageant and a Cobra Commander who is too cold to open his beer.
P.S. Steinz includes a nugget from chief Snyder shill Larry Michael…
I heard Minister of Disinformation Larry Michael on the radio yesterday afternoon, complaining that the parking in Baltimore is so much more scattered than at FedEx Field.
He then went on to criticize the Ravens for serving reasonably priced beer, failing to decorate their portable shitters in color of the stadium’s sponsor, and for it’s utter lack of a cigar bar. Die in a fire.
Tags: Baltimore, Purple clad assholes, Redskins fans are no better, Unsilent Majority, Urban Camo
December 8th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
It’s not “Redskins fans are no better.” As long as there is a Dead Tree Crew, Redskins fans will, on the whole, always be worse.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Laurence Fishburne is fucking losing it.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Why is that girl holding up a disembodied torso? What happened to dude’s legs?
Oh man. Whew. There they are. With the camouflage blending perfectly with its environs I couldn’t see them.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Purple camouflage pants > Every other annoying fan base quirk
December 8th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
These people are a lot less dignified than the Hogettes, fer sure.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I like to think that purple camo is in fact worse than wearing a sundress and a pig nose
December 8th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Purple camo pants < genocide
December 8th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Don’t go hating on Captain Dee Fense, he’s a Baltimore institution.
/no I don’t know what his deal is either.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Jason Campbell knows that he supposed to throw beyond
the first down marker, right?
/crying into a Sean Taylor jersey
December 8th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Obviously the flex scheduling is hurting the Redskins. Some of the Redskins didn’t get the text message of when to show up Sunday. And didn’t.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
@ Tdub: He just hasn’t been the same since those Matrix movies. That’s not even really him, just his computerly programmed version of himself.
/Still looking for the chick in the red dress…..
December 8th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Purple camo pants ≤ genocide
December 8th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I’m sorry…I can’t think of anything to say about Purple camo pants.
Other than that pic belongs on hotchickswithdouchebags.com
December 8th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Had they posted an additional picture of Cal Ripken, they would have displayed over 90% of Bahl-mores white population.
December 8th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Yeeeeah.
Woooooooo.
These are my people (apparently).
brb buying purple camo pants then ending self
December 8th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Is that a My Pet Monster chain?
December 8th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Better than dressing up in woman’s clothing…
Not by much though.
December 8th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I hope the chick on the right ended up giving some Baltimore Greek guy a blowjob in the bathroom at Mad River and in the process, ruined her stupid fucking pants.
/went to college in Baltimore
/hates Ravens fans
December 8th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
No wonder Ray Lewis stabs people.
December 8th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Captain Dee Fense looks a lot like Billy Dee Williams’ character in “Undercover Brother,” after he was brainwashed and forced to sell the General’s Fried Chicken.
December 8th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I wonder, what sort of military operation would call for such purple camo pants? A children’s TV show hostage situation? A winery bomb threat?
December 8th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Tito always was my favorite Jackson.
December 8th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
The purple camo pants would be a fashion-don’t, but since he’s also wearing those purple-n-black striped hose, he pulls it off.
And I think the VW is kinda cute, in a gay-car-posing-as-tough sorta way. Sort of like Backstreet Boys in leather, if you know what I mean.
Other than that, a great display of those folks who put the “charm” in Charm City.
December 8th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
@WMP – Those pants would be good for an operation in purple mountains, purple sage or on Peter King.
December 8th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Um, I think the “dude” in the purple camo pants is a chick. Seriously. Either that, or he’s the most effeminate looking guy since (fill in your favorite KSKer).
December 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Yeah, pretty sure camo is a chick. But hard to say since I can’t see her that well.
December 8th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I bet he jizzed in those pants.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
@Favre’s Next Interception:
“Boys, you’re wearin’ the purp-camo tonight because we’ll be traversing Peter King’s varicose veins. Godspeed.”