As much as I want us to bear witness to history-making ineptitude, I have several friends who are Lions fans, and they’re all in complete denial that this is going to happen. “No, they’re winning Sunday,” they’ve issued in terse statements before quickly changing the subject. It’s sad enough to elicit pity from my cold, unfeeling heart. Obviously, should the loss happen, Detroit has to embrace it wholesale and hang a perfect 0-16 regular season banner a la the Patriots and their 16-0 chokery celebration. Or riot and burn what remains of the city down. Either way.
The fate of the other half of the NFC North, the half that will produce a Wild Card game loser, will be settled as the Vikes host a Giants team playing for nothing (and with nothing as Mittens gets some PT) and the Bears, who lost Mike Brown for the season much later than expected, head to a Houston to face a team looking to shore up its record with enough garbage wins to dupe prognosticators enough to dub them a sleeper team for next year.
Hey, loogit this license plate I saw the other day.
It’s like it’s Beyonce’s car! I bet it was!
The Bills have a chance to fuck the Broncos and Patriots’ playoff hopes in consecutive weeks, which is about as much as you can hope for when your team is destined to be at home next week. C’mon Bills, don’t deprive us of the chance to pull for Miami and (guh) Baltimore to win to keep a 11-5 New England team out of the playoffs.
Rested starters to screw fantasy leagues dumb enough to hold championships in Week 17: Tennessee visits Indy and Carolina ventures to the The Big East. The Steelers, a team hated by KSK commenters and Lil Wayne alike, attempt to extend their winning streak to 11 games over the once-rival Browns. Standing in their way is Pittsburgh native Bruce Gradkowski, proof positive that those Western Pennsylvania QB products don’t always turn out to be Montana/Marino/Unitas.
Al Davis minus sentience or Jon Gruden sans a caring Monte Kiffin? WHO YA GOT?
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Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend’s Tits (nee bitter Pats fan Handful of Peter) is now posing as a homophobic, racist Steelers fan (Steeltown) to discredit the fanbase. Sad, dude. Don’t think I can’t see your IP address. Keep it up and get banned.
Fuck you you fucking fagfgot Pats fans. Go fucks all the fudgepackeds up there and take it in the ass. Who elects a spade as governor?
FIVE SUPER BOWLS, ASSHOLES!
I Lovie the Tampa-2 scheme, especially when it helps every QB the Bears play look like Marino, Elway, or Peyton.
Congrats, to the Detroit Ford Bailout Recipients. It’s not easy to run the table like they did this year. I say, every player deserves a gift for this accomplishment. Perhaps a FORD F-150 would do the trick. It would perfectly symbolize the season and the auto industry’s economic fallout. Also, it’s not just a truck, it’s an F-150.
Remember, kids… “YOU PLAY TO WIN TWO GAMES!”
Minnesota Vikings: NFC North Champions! Congratulations, you assholes. I can’t wait to see the unique way you’ll fuck up in the play-offs. You just know that Brad Childress has something utterly retarded up his sleeve.
Oh, and Purple Jesus’ Stigmata is making that ball awfully slippery.
That came out like an ESPN featured comment, and for that I apologize.
The decision to flex the Dallas/Philly game sure looks golden now.
the Ford family are having a helluva year.
0-16 chants in Lambeau
fuck Cassel
Daaaa Bears
Who was hoping Brees would throw a cheap 20 yard pass just to break Marino’s record in that last play?
Dick Stockton nearly had a heart attack. “THE VIKINGS WIN!!! THEY BEAT THE GIANTS THIRD STRINGERS!!! WAHHHOOOO LET’S GET FUCKING SMASHED!!!!!”
Despite David Carr playing the game of his life.
middle school children around st. paul are safe for another week. the vikings win
Coughlin has to clockblock.
No, seriously, Brad Childress is a great NFL head coach.
TJax and Shiancock are gonna make Drew one happy man.
Marino’s record is still more impressive. Miami rolled to a 14-2 season off of Marino going apeshit and overwhelming teams. Meanwhile, the Saints are usually losing and Brees has to throw, throw, throw to keep them in the game.
The Raiders should trade McFadden and/or Fargas ASAP for a receiver and some draft picks. Bush can get it done and the rest of the team is weakity weak and needs major Upgrayedds.
You’re going to give Cassel $14 mil?
I so so so so hope the Patriots franchise Cassel. That would be awesome.
They’re not better off with Leftwich. At times, the offense looks more crisp with him in there, but it doesn’t last. He has nowhere near the playmaking ability of Roethlisberger, which becomes necessary against a great defense, i.e. the Ravens.
Lol, Leftwich. Good luck with that.
Hey Ape..we still have cassel. We can franchise the bitch
No. Leftwich has played well in his two relief appearances. But he’s nowhere close. If a team has to gameplan for him, it’s a different story.
800, Huzzah!
What karma?
any of you steelers fans think you’re better off with leftwich? just curious.
Shit. brees is gonna pull this shit off
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txpatriotsbrady&prov=st&type=lgns
Karma strikes fast, Pats fans
now that the Pats* have won, can the Jets please just roll over and die
Five wins for the Raiders?
Five fucking wins?
WOO HOO! Best season in years! It’s beer-thirty!
Carolina might still lose to the Saints, too…but still win the division when Atlanta loses to St. Louis. Again…WTF
Uh oh, Packers
I hate you, Da Bears.
And now the Giants fifth string RB is running over the vaunted Vikings run D…
god damn BC quarterbacks…
Speaking of waking up, someone should tell Tampa Bay the game didn’t end yet. WTF
Brees has 5:38 and 61 yards to go for Marino’s record
the spread is 9.5. thank god green bay finally woke the bleep up
Dick Stockton is senile. First, on a random play in the 3rd quarter, where AP fought for a first down, he yells, “HE DIDN’T GET OUT OF BOUNDS!!”
Then, on that TD, he says, “How about that response from Jackson after the INT?” Uhhh…Dick…Berrian had no one around him for 20 yards–the defender, a rookie reserve CB, fell down–if Jackson had missed that throw, he should have been hung from the Metrodome roof by his genitals.
wtf does it say for the ny jets that they were winless visiting oakland, frisco, san diego, and seattle?
Caddy just blew out his knee again
Ah, nice deflection when you have no argument.
while i think bill has done an amazing job with all our injuries this year. let’s be real. We are only sniffing at the playoffs because we played the utterly pathetic afc and nfc west divisions this year. if we had a real NFL schedule the injuries would have had us at 4 or 5 wins. thats life. I say if your gonna give COTY give it to atlanta or miami. that being said wtf does it say for
Brad Childress = COTY
Gihyou, I am absolutely fine with no sound from the announcing crew. All I ask that they either fix it or shut the hell up. Is that really so much to ask?
Every time Ape types something, the English language weeps.
Missing the playoffs makes him runner-up to Mike Smith, bitter Pats fan.
Even though Minny is losing to backups, they’ll still likely win the division, unless Chicago suddenly stops sucking. So…have fun losing a home playoff game, Minnesota!
the dick jauron school of clock management continues
The Giants 2nd QB and 5th WR are carving up the Vikings defense.
oh look, and Pat* cheated and hurt himself…oh my what will we do
Injuries to Brady, Adalius, Rodney, Maroney, etc. make him COTY. Dumbass.
don’t look now but larry the cable guy might just pull this off against chuckie
Belichick reaps the benefits of a weak schedule. COTY!
Games not vs. AFC East or NFC West = 3-3
Dan will blow Bill if he can get jdr816 off his cock.
this bills game is further proof our coach has a pact with satan. And i’m sort of fine with that
I would like to make a counterpoint to what Meh said, in which I would like CBS to find a way to give us less than every fifth word from their announcing crew…like none of them. I know I could hit the mute button, but I’d like it more if you just cut them off yourselves. Thanks.
PS Agree on thanks for getting rid of Billy Packer. About 20 years too late, but whatever.
Cassel quick kick for 57 yds. Dan Dierdorf will now blow Belicheat!
Jackson is a phenomenal NFL QB.
stfu Cassels… watch your team not make the playoffs just like the Lions… faggot
Seriously, Belichick = coach of the year.
Dear CBS,
Find some way for me to hear your inept announcer crew even with the 60 mph winds. Hearing every 5th word is just insulting and I would rather watch history-making displays of ineptitude than your display of sound transmission ineptitude.
Thanks for firing Billy Packer.
Meh.
that asshole with a “patriots love the jets” sign should be ravaged by the entire spartan army
4th and 1 and you call a pass play? jesus you suck dick jauron
You should be executed summarily as soon as the final whistle blows.
if you lose to the lions at home shouldn’t you be fired as a coach? On the principle of the matter?
Now Hochuli is afraid to blow the whistle. Was there any doubt he’d be doing the Lions game this week?
or the Confidential and have Russell Crowe as head coach.
Give the Bills to Los Angeles. Then they can change their name to the Law and have Harry Hamlin as a mascot.
cleveland has not scored a TD since week 11? are you fucking kidding me?
Maybe hamilton can have the bills…They should be getting the sabres soon anyhow
We don’t want the Bills, they fucking suck. Let Salt Lake have’em
Can they please just move the bills to toronto and put this city out of it’s misery?