As much as I want us to bear witness to history-making ineptitude, I have several friends who are Lions fans, and they’re all in complete denial that this is going to happen. “No, they’re winning Sunday,” they’ve issued in terse statements before quickly changing the subject. It’s sad enough to elicit pity from my cold, unfeeling heart. Obviously, should the loss happen, Detroit has to embrace it wholesale and hang a perfect 0-16 regular season banner a la the Patriots and their 16-0 chokery celebration. Or riot and burn what remains of the city down. Either way.
The fate of the other half of the NFC North, the half that will produce a Wild Card game loser, will be settled as the Vikes host a Giants team playing for nothing (and with nothing as Mittens gets some PT) and the Bears, who lost Mike Brown for the season much later than expected, head to a Houston to face a team looking to shore up its record with enough garbage wins to dupe prognosticators enough to dub them a sleeper team for next year.
Hey, loogit this license plate I saw the other day.
It’s like it’s Beyonce’s car! I bet it was!
The Bills have a chance to fuck the Broncos and Patriots’ playoff hopes in consecutive weeks, which is about as much as you can hope for when your team is destined to be at home next week. C’mon Bills, don’t deprive us of the chance to pull for Miami and (guh) Baltimore to win to keep a 11-5 New England team out of the playoffs.
Rested starters to screw fantasy leagues dumb enough to hold championships in Week 17: Tennessee visits Indy and Carolina ventures to the The Big East. The Steelers, a team hated by KSK commenters and Lil Wayne alike, attempt to extend their winning streak to 11 games over the once-rival Browns. Standing in their way is Pittsburgh native Bruce Gradkowski, proof positive that those Western Pennsylvania QB products don’t always turn out to be Montana/Marino/Unitas.
Al Davis minus sentience or Jon Gruden sans a caring Monte Kiffin? WHO YA GOT?
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December 28th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Really? The Gints are sitting Elisha? So much for Coughlin’s “this is just like any other week” bullshit.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Franchise QB that are currently underclassmen: Beware. Wait until next year to cum out of college.
December 28th, 2008 at 11:11 am
So is this special olympics of suicide pools still going on or did I just piss away 16 weeks for nothing?
December 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Buffalo, FIX YO GOALPOSTS!
December 28th, 2008 at 11:38 am
So, what’s more likely…the Vikings choking to a David Carr led team, or the Bears’ defense holding Andre Johnson, Owen Daniels, and Steve Slaton long enough for the offense to jump start in the last 10 minutes?
December 28th, 2008 at 11:40 am
I’m just waiting for Laverneus Coles to jog out onto the field in a Dolphins uniform.
December 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Lil’ Wayne is one ugly mofo
December 28th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
These NFL TV distrubution rules are bullshit. So we need to sit through the Deadskins and FaggyNiners and a meaningless game instead of watching the game that means everything in the NFC East (Cowboys/Eagles)? Looks like I’ll be stalking Herr Goodell and his idiot brain trust to see if I can get off a clean shot.
/FUCK
//Needs to find sports bar in Richmond today
///FUCK AGAIN
December 28th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Oh and I want the Lions to go 0-16 in a blowout. 38-0 sounds apropos.
December 28th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
@Jackin: Well they haven’t won in Lambeau in 16 years, and are on the verge of 0-16… how poetic.
December 28th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
speaking of the awesome that is the Lions, everyones going to the party after the game tonight right? http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=56129436022
December 28th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Hey you forgot Jimbo Kelly in the Pa QB club. Jim is buying the Bill’s when Satan finally comes for Ralph.
/Good luck throwing the ball in Orchard Park today. 50mph gusts.
//Beef Moe time.
December 28th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
i would actually like to hear BDD’s response to his team getting knocked out of the playoffs by Carr.
December 28th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
How is it possible that the Vikings are undisputedly the least embarassing team in the NFC North?
December 28th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
BEEF MOE!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
The Lions will win today… Jason Hanson will hit the game winning field goal and then he will retire as the best kicker in NFL history
December 28th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Well there’s one.
December 28th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Seeing David Carr flat on his back doesn’t raise my blood pressure nearly as much as it did last season.
December 28th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Didn’t see a Suicide pool post.
I’ll make my pick here.
Cheap Dick Butkus Joke – KSK17 Snitch B. Kaczur
Atlanta over St. Louis
December 28th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I jumped over to FOX and NOGAME! Just greenscreen and static noise. Fuck me!
December 28th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
KSK Warthogs – Shit Slushies – Green Bay over Detroit
December 28th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Quick, utterly unrelated to football anecdote about Gradkowski: My high school (North Catholic, noted whipping boy for Central “Dan Marino” Catholic) beat his team in the playoffs in football during his senior year. It was an upset, but a minor one.
Fast forward to basketball season. Most of the white trash assholes that played football didn’t play basketball. Our team was awful and Gradkowski’s team was pretty good, so to try to deflect attention from this fact when they visited our gym, these white trashholes made signs reminding Bruce of his gridiron failures. They rode him all game long, until about the third quarter, at which point Bruce stole the ball, made a breakaway layup, and in one smooth, barely believable motion, hocked an enormous loogie on the entire group of people taunting him. He was 20 feet back up the court before the people even knew what hit them. Naturally they went nuts and wanted to kill him, and were all thrown out as a result.
Good times.
December 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Elisha on both drives so far, no Carr yet.
December 28th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Yeah, so did I miss the suicide pool post?
Just waking up here on the west coast…
December 28th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Francis Leroux – I graduated from NC in 87. You?
December 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
YEAAAAAHHHHRGHH
December 28th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Roy Hobbs Says:
KSK17 Hines Smire Factoly (Group ID# 20147)
Tarr Leceivels Lure!
Benrongrastname
I realize that GB is already up a bunch, but I would have picked them over the Lions anyway, had there actually been a suicide pool post.
December 28th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Here’s a classic color analyst observation:
“You always want to get off to a good start.”
Really? As opposed to what? Shitting away the whole first half with the intention of kicking ass in the 3rd quarter?
Morons
December 28th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
KSK 17 Warthogs (Group ID# 18619)
LA Saints 2009
Last week: New Orleans over Detroit
This week: Arizona over Seattle
December 28th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Holy fucking shit, watching the Giants this week is what it must be like to watch the Vikings every week. I’d say this game is a write off because of all the guys Coughlin is sitting this week, but even then, that’s 3 out of 4 games this month the Giants have effectively shit the bed
December 28th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
If the Pats don’t make the playoffs at 11-5, they pretty much have to realign the playoff seeding. I mean, come on.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
@Roy Hobbs:
Class of ‘03, couple years after ol’ Mayor Luke.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
HARF HARF I HAVE AN OUCHIE ON MY BRAIN
December 28th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
The way the Bills ran the end of the half – unhurried, followed by a 3rd down run with 22 seconds left and no timeouts so that they couldn’t spike, was bad enough, but then the Bills fucked themselves two different ways: absolute confusion with what to do after the play (Fred Jackson inexplicably ran away to the sidelines with the ball; field goal unit not running on the field), and some dumbass Bills player being embroiled in a fight as time ticked off. Nice job, Dick Jauron, even Andy Reid would have done better than this.
Meanwhile, Dan Dierdorf contributed to the stupidity by wondering why the clock didn’t stop because “We heard whistles! They blew whistles!” Hey, numbnuts, they blew whistles because the play was dead and dudes were fighting. Whistles do not equal clock stoppage. Why doesn’t someone explain this to the fat man so that he stops making an ass of himself?
December 28th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
fuck the pats
December 28th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
@jdr816: NO ONE DENIES THIS!
December 28th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
You guys are just jealous you’re not Patriots fans. You have to root for inferior franchises.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I’m going to make a prediction and say (and hope) Brokentoeburger’s not hurt bad. He’s a noted drama mama with injuries and hopefully that’s the case now. Stand by for MIRACULOUS RECOVERY!!! in 2 weeks.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
@BDD
I’m as big of a Steelers fan as Ape and I am sick and fucking tired of this. He might well have a brain boo boo, but he’s also got a track record of fucking grossly overexaggerating injuries.
“HAY GUYS WHAT’S MY QB NUMBER? 42.7? CAN YOU BRING ME THE SHINY FLAT BOARD SO I CAN GIVE THE UP THUMBS?”
December 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
jdr816, Why don’t you realign your junk with a fist. I mean, COME ON!
December 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
@Barrack
Much more eloquent than I, sir.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Big Ben broke his vagina.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Probably a severe concussion. Luckily they have the bye, unlike the Ravens.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Leftwich is a mobile QB now!
December 28th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
why does everyone love big ben except steelers fans? i can’t remember the last time i heard a towelhead say something good about rongrastname.
…i have to assume that jdr816 is an imposter pats fan. otherwise he’d talk like TAWMMY!!!!!! and no one would really say the ‘jealous’ line unless they were being facetious, right? right? come on now…
December 28th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Wow the Vikes are putrid. The Giants are playing some uninspired football and are only down by one. Even if they make it in theres no way they beat either wild card team, unless the Bucs make it somehow.
The Giants really shoud rest thier starters, I’m cringing every time I see the Mullet dive at Elisha’s knee.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
BDD, how is Childress till employed?
December 28th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I am a Pats fan, and obviously everyone is jealous, which is why they heaped on Spygate. Look at the list of injuries we’ve suffered and are still on the brink of a playoff spot. Every other franchise wishes they could be us.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Plus Pats fans don’t wave yellow splooge napkins like some other lame fanbases.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Except the franchises that, y’know, have more titles. And are going to the playoffs.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
No, Pats fans show up in Red Sox hats and curse their “lazy” black players for not being as good as Wes Welker, kid of white steel.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Well, the title in 2006 has an asterisk because you didn’t have to go through the Pats.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Yeah, we friggin hated Troy Brown. And we can’t stand Randy Moss. Idiot.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
@B
I’ll venture to say that it’s because Steelers fans tend to like tough guy, blue-collar players (rike numbel one leceivel!) and don’t particularly like the fact that Rongrastname, though very good, seems to get hurt every time he makes a bad play and then subtly takes jabs at fans and media when he plays a good game.
Other thing is, it’s pretty common knowledge that he’s a huge sack of shit as a human being, and while that shouldn’t really influence whether people cheer for him on the field, it does.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
jdr816: not Pats fan until 2001
December 28th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Actually, a lot of your fans dislike Moss and blamed him for the Super Bowl loss. Dipshit.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
BTW, Steelers fans would probably wear Pirates gear if the Pirates weren’t atrocious. Thanks for Jason Bay, fools.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Shouldn’t bills fans be use to this shit by now?
December 28th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Who blamed Moss? Where do you get your information? People blamed the O-line more than anything.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Belichick….coach of the year? I think so.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Not really. I’m admittedly a fairweather Penguins and Pirates fan. That’s because I care about football far more than baseball or hockey. Boston, on the other hand, is a baseball town that didn’t give a shit about the Pats until they started winning tainted Super Bowls.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
@ Ape
Probably a severe concussion. Luckily they have the bye, unlike the Ravens.
————–
Mrrrrraow hisssss, etc. Calm down, kitten.
Oh, and stellar prognosis on the patient, Dr Dickweed. I’m sure Percy Pityburger will find a way to reattach
his own severed spine within the next 14 days through the miraculous healing power of yinzer manlove. Call it a hunch.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I’m a pats fan and I blame Asante Samuel for not catching a sure pick. Our old white linebackers didn’t help either
December 28th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
To be fair, they started giving a shit when Parcells was hired and they drafted Bledsoe. And before that was roughly four decades of suckitude.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Finally a touchdown in the shitty windfest.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
HomerFlaWa?
December 28th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Mrrrrraow hisssss, etc. Calm down, kitten.
This from the guy who cried with Walt Coleman jokes for two weeks. And who disappears for weeks at a time when the Ravens aren’t winning.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Before 2001 Boston was a Sox (for whatever stupid fucking reason), Celts/Bruins town. This is the same city that told kraft to F himself when he offered to build a downtown stadium with his own money. Now suddenly everyone is a pats fan. 20 years ago you couldn’t get 25000 people into foxboro to watch a game.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Also, the Pats don’t play in Boston. The Patriots are bigger throughout New England than other teams. I’m from RI originally, and the Pats are bigger than the Red Sox down there.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
That’s right. Because Boston didn’t care enough about football to support the team. That’s why they had to cater to the whole region.
The Greater Southwest Cardinals!
December 28th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
MITTENS! sighting at the Metrodome …
December 28th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
hey ape, my comments aren’t posting…is it because i listed an absolutely amazingly great porn clip as my ‘website’?
December 28th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
rhode island is smaller than queens, ny. i’m glad the pats are big in the burrough of rhode island….
December 28th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Did they fix Big Ben’s vagina yet?
December 28th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Ooooh, my boy Willie McGinest took him down, too. God loves the Patriots.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Big Ben concussed. Romeo’s final gift to us pats fans courtesy of Big Willie
December 28th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Not as well as they fixed Brady’s. So important it required multiple surgeries. Or vaginoplasties, as the case may be.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Hey Greg Gumbel, do the Patriots need a win here today? You haven’t mentioned it enough times.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
That’s not funny, Ape. You shouldn’t make fun of a tragedy like that.
December 28th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
green bay tied with detroit? wtf?
December 28th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Mittens actually made a great throw on third down.
Childress followed it up with an awesomely boneheaded challenge.
Vikescare going to blow this gme but back in cause the Bears are slightly worse
December 28th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Wait, all the Pats fans are laughing about Ben’s concussion? What happened to the notion that cheering for injuries was wrong? I heard a lot of that in Week 1.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Big Ben’s injury is funny because he’s a douche. Tom Brady’s injury is sad because he’s an American hero. Everyone knows this.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
that was before matt cassell became the new hero of baaahston Ape
December 28th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
dude..our qb did a photo shoot half naked holding a farm animal…lets lay off the douche comments
December 28th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I’ll give Morris the credit on that destructive stiff arm.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
TD for MITTENS!
December 28th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Donte Whitner is injured. Diagnosis: Hurt Pride
December 28th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Fuck “Seven” and fuck Steelers Nation. I can’t wait to hear the sweet tears of Dave Damashek via podcast.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Can they please just move the bills to toronto and put this city out of it’s misery?
December 28th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
We don’t want the Bills, they fucking suck. Let Salt Lake have’em
December 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Maybe hamilton can have the bills…They should be getting the sabres soon anyhow
December 28th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
cleveland has not scored a TD since week 11? are you fucking kidding me?
December 28th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Give the Bills to Los Angeles. Then they can change their name to the Law and have Harry Hamlin as a mascot.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
or the Confidential and have Russell Crowe as head coach.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Now Hochuli is afraid to blow the whistle. Was there any doubt he’d be doing the Lions game this week?
December 28th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
if you lose to the lions at home shouldn’t you be fired as a coach? On the principle of the matter?
December 28th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
You should be executed summarily as soon as the final whistle blows.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
4th and 1 and you call a pass play? jesus you suck dick jauron
December 28th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
that asshole with a “patriots love the jets” sign should be ravaged by the entire spartan army
December 28th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Dear CBS,
Find some way for me to hear your inept announcer crew even with the 60 mph winds. Hearing every 5th word is just insulting and I would rather watch history-making displays of ineptitude than your display of sound transmission ineptitude.
Thanks for firing Billy Packer.
Meh.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Seriously, Belichick = coach of the year.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
stfu Cassels… watch your team not make the playoffs just like the Lions… faggot
December 28th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Jackson is a phenomenal NFL QB.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Cassel quick kick for 57 yds. Dan Dierdorf will now blow Belicheat!
December 28th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I would like to make a counterpoint to what Meh said, in which I would like CBS to find a way to give us less than every fifth word from their announcing crew…like none of them. I know I could hit the mute button, but I’d like it more if you just cut them off yourselves. Thanks.
PS Agree on thanks for getting rid of Billy Packer. About 20 years too late, but whatever.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
this bills game is further proof our coach has a pact with satan. And i’m sort of fine with that
December 28th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Dan will blow Bill if he can get jdr816 off his cock.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Belichick reaps the benefits of a weak schedule. COTY!
Games not vs. AFC East or NFC West = 3-3
December 28th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
don’t look now but larry the cable guy might just pull this off against chuckie
December 28th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Injuries to Brady, Adalius, Rodney, Maroney, etc. make him COTY. Dumbass.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
oh look, and Pat* cheated and hurt himself…oh my what will we do
December 28th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
The Giants 2nd QB and 5th WR are carving up the Vikings defense.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
the dick jauron school of clock management continues
December 28th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Even though Minny is losing to backups, they’ll still likely win the division, unless Chicago suddenly stops sucking. So…have fun losing a home playoff game, Minnesota!
December 28th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Missing the playoffs makes him runner-up to Mike Smith, bitter Pats fan.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Every time Ape types something, the English language weeps.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Gihyou, I am absolutely fine with no sound from the announcing crew. All I ask that they either fix it or shut the hell up. Is that really so much to ask?
December 28th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Brad Childress = COTY
December 28th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
while i think bill has done an amazing job with all our injuries this year. let’s be real. We are only sniffing at the playoffs because we played the utterly pathetic afc and nfc west divisions this year. if we had a real NFL schedule the injuries would have had us at 4 or 5 wins. thats life. I say if your gonna give COTY give it to atlanta or miami. that being said wtf does it say for
December 28th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Ah, nice deflection when you have no argument.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Caddy just blew out his knee again
December 28th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
wtf does it say for the ny jets that they were winless visiting oakland, frisco, san diego, and seattle?
December 28th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Dick Stockton is senile. First, on a random play in the 3rd quarter, where AP fought for a first down, he yells, “HE DIDN’T GET OUT OF BOUNDS!!”
Then, on that TD, he says, “How about that response from Jackson after the INT?” Uhhh…Dick…Berrian had no one around him for 20 yards–the defender, a rookie reserve CB, fell down–if Jackson had missed that throw, he should have been hung from the Metrodome roof by his genitals.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
the spread is 9.5. thank god green bay finally woke the bleep up
December 28th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Brees has 5:38 and 61 yards to go for Marino’s record
December 28th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Speaking of waking up, someone should tell Tampa Bay the game didn’t end yet. WTF
December 28th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
god damn BC quarterbacks…
December 28th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
And now the Giants fifth string RB is running over the vaunted Vikings run D…
December 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I hate you, Da Bears.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Uh oh, Packers
December 28th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Carolina might still lose to the Saints, too…but still win the division when Atlanta loses to St. Louis. Again…WTF
December 28th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Five wins for the Raiders?
Five fucking wins?
WOO HOO! Best season in years! It’s beer-thirty!
December 28th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
now that the Pats* have won, can the Jets please just roll over and die
December 28th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txpatriotsbrady&prov=st&type=lgns
Karma strikes fast, Pats fans
December 28th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Shit. brees is gonna pull this shit off
December 28th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
any of you steelers fans think you’re better off with leftwich? just curious.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
What karma?
December 28th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
800, Huzzah!
December 28th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
No. Leftwich has played well in his two relief appearances. But he’s nowhere close. If a team has to gameplan for him, it’s a different story.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Hey Ape..we still have cassel. We can franchise the bitch
December 28th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Lol, Leftwich. Good luck with that.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
They’re not better off with Leftwich. At times, the offense looks more crisp with him in there, but it doesn’t last. He has nowhere near the playmaking ability of Roethlisberger, which becomes necessary against a great defense, i.e. the Ravens.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I so so so so hope the Patriots franchise Cassel. That would be awesome.
December 28th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
You’re going to give Cassel $14 mil?
December 28th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Marino’s record is still more impressive. Miami rolled to a 14-2 season off of Marino going apeshit and overwhelming teams. Meanwhile, the Saints are usually losing and Brees has to throw, throw, throw to keep them in the game.
The Raiders should trade McFadden and/or Fargas ASAP for a receiver and some draft picks. Bush can get it done and the rest of the team is weakity weak and needs major Upgrayedds.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
TJax and Shiancock are gonna make Drew one happy man.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
No, seriously, Brad Childress is a great NFL head coach.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Coughlin has to clockblock.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
middle school children around st. paul are safe for another week. the vikings win
December 28th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Despite David Carr playing the game of his life.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Dick Stockton nearly had a heart attack. “THE VIKINGS WIN!!! THEY BEAT THE GIANTS THIRD STRINGERS!!! WAHHHOOOO LET’S GET FUCKING SMASHED!!!!!”
December 28th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Who was hoping Brees would throw a cheap 20 yard pass just to break Marino’s record in that last play?
December 28th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Daaaa Bears
December 28th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
fuck Cassel
December 28th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
0-16 chants in Lambeau
December 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
the Ford family are having a helluva year.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
The decision to flex the Dallas/Philly game sure looks golden now.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
That came out like an ESPN featured comment, and for that I apologize.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Minnesota Vikings: NFC North Champions! Congratulations, you assholes. I can’t wait to see the unique way you’ll fuck up in the play-offs. You just know that Brad Childress has something utterly retarded up his sleeve.
Oh, and Purple Jesus’ Stigmata is making that ball awfully slippery.
December 28th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Remember, kids… “YOU PLAY TO WIN TWO GAMES!”
December 28th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
I Lovie the Tampa-2 scheme, especially when it helps every QB the Bears play look like Marino, Elway, or Peyton.
Congrats, to the Detroit Ford Bailout Recipients. It’s not easy to run the table like they did this year. I say, every player deserves a gift for this accomplishment. Perhaps a FORD F-150 would do the trick. It would perfectly symbolize the season and the auto industry’s economic fallout. Also, it’s not just a truck, it’s an F-150.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Fuck you you fucking fagfgot Pats fans. Go fucks all the fudgepackeds up there and take it in the ass. Who elects a spade as governor?
FIVE SUPER BOWLS, ASSHOLES!
December 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend’s Tits (nee bitter Pats fan Handful of Peter) is now posing as a homophobic, racist Steelers fan (Steeltown) to discredit the fanbase. Sad, dude. Don’t think I can’t see your IP address. Keep it up and get banned.