Comments on: The Ongoing Misadventures of Tony Romo

By: Cowboys Autographed Helmet Owner

Cowboys Autographed Helmet Owner — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:59:10 +0000

I really liked your blog with the Cowboys mention! A Super Bowl maybe this year?!?

By: Mike T

Mike T — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:34:24 +0000

Nothing instills confidence in your franchise than having your star QB weep softly in front of a national television audience.
“The quarterback is in place. Unless you’re talking about Romo. Then, well, we’re fucked.” -Jerry Jones.

By: R. V. Dump

R. V. Dump — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:55:11 +0000

Plus, Coach In Waiting Jason Garett looks like The Professor. Nice to see that someone else realizes that Bush is a Conneticunt Wankee.

By: Leo

Leo — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:23:57 +0000

What’s really funny is that no one in Dallas thought a coach who looks like the Skipper and a QB who looks like Gilligan might actually not win.

Plus there’s the dreaded curse. The curse of a faux Harvard and Yalie Texan who becomes the worst president in history and no NFL team in his “home” state wins a playoff game during his entire reign of terror. To those spooked out Christians you might think about repenting for being so goddamned stupid.

By: Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man

Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:43:44 +0000

@Needs More Cheerleaders

I think the Double J is keeping Wade because he is a fan of Kissing Suzy Kolber

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:36:05 +0000

This one will be featured in the Mastabatorim alongside Romo’s fumble against the Seahawks and Sheppard’s pick six that ended Bledsoe’s career.

By: TurleyGirlie

TurleyGirlie — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:29:24 +0000

My favorite .gif of all time. Thank you.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:05:55 +0000

How the fuck does Jerry Jones NOT fire that fat tub of crisco after this? Seriously, you’re moving into a brand new stadium, you want people to have to watch your team fuck around another season because their coach is mentally retarded?

Bill Cowher is just sitting there WAITING for you to make that 5 year/55 million dollar offer. Sign him!

(I want Jerry vs Cowher skits on KSK next year…)

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:37:23 +0000

I am happy because the Cowboys went down to the EAGLES! I am happy because the JEST showed their true colors…and Favaro’s douchiness is so out there. I am happy for teams like the Vikes and Falcons…I don’t even like them but they have not done well and so hooray for them!
I wish the Pats had made it but it is cooler that Pennington got in beating the Jets.
YEEHAW! I want footage of JJ…

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:05:09 +0000

Oh, happy day!

Giants make the playoffs, check!
Cowboys shit the bed, check!
Favre’s career circling the bowl, check!
Massholes’ football team misses playoffs, check!