The Ongoing Misadventures of Tony Romo
Int. Dallas Cowboys team shower
[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got Romo!
Jessica: Hi, Tony. Sorry about the game.
Tony: Oh hey, Jess. It’s cool.
Jess: So I have some good news that might cheer you up!
Tony: Oh yeah, did you book our off-season vacation to celebrity sex and drug island?
Jess: No, even better!
(towel snaps in the background)
Jess: I’m pregnant!
Tony: [collapses]
Jerry: MY GODDAMN STAR! Ah, fuck it.
(Continue after the jump for the definitive .gif of Dallas’s season)
.gif courtesy of Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug
Tags: animated gif, romosexuals, Tony and Jess, Unsilent Majority
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December 29th, 2008 at 10:27 am
TO told me it’s Witten’s baby.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Doesn’t get any better than that. Nice, Maj.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Punk. Ass. Bitch.
Who knew you shouldn’t be handing out super bowl predictions in fucking training camp?
December 29th, 2008 at 10:42 am
As a Cowboys fan, I’d rather see that than endure another “What went wrong in Dallas” feature on ESPN.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Heard on the radio that TO and the GODDAMN STAR apparently threw Jason Garrett under the bus in their post-game press conferences.
My first thought after hearing that, “I can’t wait for this week’s wade and jerry.”
December 29th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Romo’s sweet tears sustain me
December 29th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Oh, happy day!
Giants make the playoffs, check!
Cowboys shit the bed, check!
Favre’s career circling the bowl, check!
Massholes’ football team misses playoffs, check!
December 29th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I am happy because the Cowboys went down to the EAGLES! I am happy because the JEST showed their true colors…and Favaro’s douchiness is so out there. I am happy for teams like the Vikes and Falcons…I don’t even like them but they have not done well and so hooray for them!
I wish the Pats had made it but it is cooler that Pennington got in beating the Jets.
YEEHAW! I want footage of JJ…
December 29th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
How the fuck does Jerry Jones NOT fire that fat tub of crisco after this? Seriously, you’re moving into a brand new stadium, you want people to have to watch your team fuck around another season because their coach is mentally retarded?
Bill Cowher is just sitting there WAITING for you to make that 5 year/55 million dollar offer. Sign him!
(I want Jerry vs Cowher skits on KSK next year…)
December 29th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
My favorite .gif of all time. Thank you.
December 29th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
This one will be featured in the Mastabatorim alongside Romo’s fumble against the Seahawks and Sheppard’s pick six that ended Bledsoe’s career.
December 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
@Needs More Cheerleaders
I think the Double J is keeping Wade because he is a fan of Kissing Suzy Kolber
December 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
What’s really funny is that no one in Dallas thought a coach who looks like the Skipper and a QB who looks like Gilligan might actually not win.
Plus there’s the dreaded curse. The curse of a faux Harvard and Yalie Texan who becomes the worst president in history and no NFL team in his “home” state wins a playoff game during his entire reign of terror. To those spooked out Christians you might think about repenting for being so goddamned stupid.
December 29th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Plus, Coach In Waiting Jason Garett looks like The Professor. Nice to see that someone else realizes that Bush is a Conneticunt Wankee.
December 30th, 2008 at 1:34 am
Nothing instills confidence in your franchise than having your star QB weep softly in front of a national television audience.
“The quarterback is in place. Unless you’re talking about Romo. Then, well, we’re fucked.” -Jerry Jones.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:59 am
I really liked your blog with the Cowboys mention! A Super Bowl maybe this year?!?