The KSK Running Back Tandem Nickname Generator
The Great White LenWhale decided to get in on the fun with T.O. and Antonio Bryant in the spree of complaining about what some guy said on TV. The Tennessee fatback took issue with NFL punditocracy terming DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart “Smash and Dash” after their merciless reaming of the Buccaneers’ defense on Monday night. Hey, that’s his quasi-catchy appellation that fits on an early ’90s-style big head caricature shirt. To avoid further confusion, we’ve decided to get to nicknaming the other various running back tandems throughout the league. Of course, the Giants backfield already holds claim to Earth, Wind and Fire, and far be it from us to deny them going the Berman route with an R&B group from the ’70s. As for the rest, here y’go. You’re on your on as far as tracking down a street vendor that carries the shirts.
Tomlinson and Sproles — “Hurt & Squirt”
McClane and Rice — “5.95 at the Chef Chen’s”
Portis and Betts — “Bitch and Bench”
Jamaal Charles & Larry Johnson – “Grit ‘n’ Spit”
Julius Jones and Maurice Morris — “Mohawk and Cravecock”
James & Hightower — “Edge ‘n’ Sledge”
Westbrook and Buckhalter – “Questionable & Doubtful”
Kevin Faulk and Sammy Morris — “Dink & Dunk”
Matt Forte and Kevin Jones — “Forte & Shit-tay”
Parker and Moore — “Willwelde”
Thomas Jones and Leon Washington “WHO DO I START IN FANTASY?”
Adrian and Chester — “Jesus & Vulture”
Taylor and Jones-Drew — “M.J.D. & O.L.D.”
Earnest Graham and Caddilac — “MCL & ACL”
______ & _______ — “Whoever Shanny Claims off the Waiver Wire”
Jerome Harrison & Jamal Lewis — “Wheelin’ & Dealin’”
Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams — “Brown & Green”
Marion & Felix — “Sounds like two gay geriatrics”
And, hey, why stop with running backs!
Ray Lewis and Bart Scott — “Stab and Stabbier”
Fitzy and Boldin — “Crackers & Bolts”
Westbrook and McNabb — “Juke & Puke”
Feel free to add more and the comments.
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December 11th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Lendale White and Chris Johnson- Fatman and the Little Boy
December 11th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Santonio and Hines – Big brock and horse cock
December 11th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Er – reverse that….
December 11th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Wade & Jerry – “Tubby And The ‘Tardass”
December 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Pierre Thomas and Reggie Bush – Boom and Bust
December 11th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Roethlisberger and Holmes— Hick and Dick
December 11th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Matt Leinart and Kurt Warner: Goofus and Gallant
December 11th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Plax and Pac – Locked and Loaded.
December 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
McFadden & Fargas – Busted Trojan
December 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Wilf and Shiancoe – Ziggy Stardust and the Spider Leg from Mars
December 11th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams — Broke and Toke
December 11th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Marshawn Lynch and Fred Jackson: Fred and Dreads
December 11th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Rivers and Merriman – Bumpkin and Blumpkin
December 11th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Edgerrin James and Tim Hightower — Zero to Sixty
December 11th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Marcus and Michael Vick – Fucked and Fucked-er
December 11th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Welker and Moss – Steel and Steal
December 11th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Kevin and Pat Williams – Jupiter and Saturn
December 11th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Larry Johnson, Terrell Owens , Antonio Bryant – baby, baby, pirate
December 11th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Personally, for LenDale and Chris Johnson I think “Dine and Dash” is more appropriate
December 11th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
OJ Simpson and Cowlings – Cut and Run
December 11th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Warner and Leinart – Worker and Parasite
Endut! Hoch Hech!!!
December 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Reggie Wayne and Marvin Harrison: Fantasy Surprise and Crazy Eyes
December 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Anderson and Quinn — The Fraud and the Flamer
December 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
@qwijibo – great Simpson reference – Apu’s lottery ticket?
And it appears someone forgot to add Michael Irvin to the Stabby, Stabbier duo to make the trifecta.
December 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Collins and Young – Drunk and Disorderly
Peterson and Shiancoe – Purple Jesus and Purple headed, Jesus!
December 11th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Matt Ryan and Michael Turner – Ryan Turner Overdrive
(don’t b!tch. At least it’s not “Fire and Ice”)
December 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Cedric Benson and Chris Perry: Who and who?
December 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
@ Jason: Acquitted & Forget It?
December 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Cedric Benson and Chris Perry should be “Drunk and Disorderly”
December 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Unfortunately, the local papers have dubbed Tommy and Leon “Pow and Later,” thus proving the fact that if The Post and News both think something is witty, IT FUCKING ISN’T.
December 11th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Eli Manning & Brandon Jacobs – Shucks & Trucks
December 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Randy Moss & Wes Welker: Black Storm Cloud with White Lightning
December 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Frank Gore and DeSean Foster — Iron and … Fuck it, Martz is just going to call another pass
December 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Spectacular use of “fatback,” Ape.
I’m fairly certain “Smash and Dash” was originally coined to describe a pair of Auburn running backs. I’m far too lazy to go verify that, however.
Also, Faulk and Morris should just be “Who? and What?” For all that I hate to feed into the anti-Pats bias around here, it never fails to amaze me how few fans around here are aware that we have a “running game.”
December 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
@Mike: Fred & Dreads? More like… Bowser & the Princess.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Emmitt Smif and Michael Irvin – “Running with Scissors”
December 11th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Kerry Collins & Vince Young: “Johnnie Walker, Black”
December 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Frerotte and Jackon: Epic, Fail
December 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Marc Bulger and Steven Jackson: Butt and Plug
December 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
@ Matt Hand’s Schaub, sorry went out to lunch but it’s Manjula’s pregnancy test, pirates are wild.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Martz and Singletary – Fatass and Lardass
December 11th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
brandon jacobs and plaxico – run and gun
or if you prefer, scoot and shoot
December 11th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Antonio Bryant and Jeff Garcia – The Velcromosexuals
December 11th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
M.J.D. and Matt Jones- Low Blow
December 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Cadillac Williams and Jeff Garcia – Driving Miss Daisy
December 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Joey Porter & Ronnie Brown – Ass and Grass
December 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
^Meant Ricky Williams, not Ronnie Brown…I need a nap.
December 11th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Pierce and Plax – Locked & Loaded
December 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Garrard and MJD – Crohns and Jones
December 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Pat Williams and Visanthe Sheincoe – Fat Dick
December 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Santana Moss and Sean Taylor–The Quick and the Dead
December 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
MJD and Matt Jones–Speed and Blow
December 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Vick and Najeh & Ookie and Dookie
December 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
er, & should be =
December 11th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Osi Umeniori & Michael Strahan- Crap & Gap
December 11th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Roethlisberger & Ward- Dumb Hick & Chop Sticks
December 11th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Kris Jenkins – Fat Man and Other Fat Man.
December 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
belichick and mangini – spy vs. spy
December 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Michael Turner & Kerry Collins- Turner & Hooch
December 11th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Kellen Winslow and Braylon Edwards – Staph and Gaffe
Daunte Culpepper and Drew Henson – Doom and Gloom
Brian Westbrook and Donovan McNabb – Praised and Confused
Visanthe Sheincoe and Adrian Peterson – Monty Python and The Holy Grail
December 11th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Jeff Garcia and Brady Quinn = Catchers in the Y
December 11th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Pat Williams and Kevin Williams – Charmin & Ultra
December 11th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Hine Ward and Hines Ward: Cheap & Chong
Joe Flacco and Kyle Boller: Future Star & Park my Car
Joe Flacco and Kyle Boller: Bazooka Joe & Billick Gotta Go
Joe Flacco and Kyle Boller (extended mix): Stud & YOU STOLE 5 FUCKING SEASONS FROM ME YOU JITTERY SHORT-ARMED RETARD
/feels better now, thanks.
December 11th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Vintage 2001: Ray Lewis + Tony Siragusa = Morbidly Obese
December 11th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Terrell Suggs and Bart Scott: All Sizzle and No Steak
December 11th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Ryan Fitzpatrick & BenJarvus Green-Ellis – Harvard Law
Drew Brees & Marion Barber – Smurf and Turf
December 11th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Chris Johnson and Lendale White: fleet of feet and all you can eat.
December 11th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Jim Kleinsasser and Visanthe Chiancoe: Harry and Dick
December 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
The Late Gene Upshaw and Roger Goodell- The Ghost & The Darkness
December 11th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Frank Gore and Deshaun Foster – Frankenfoster
(With Gore out) Michael Robinson-aka “Who” and Deshaun Foster-aka”Why”
December 11th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Marshawn Lynch and Fred Jackson: Hit & Run
December 11th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Plexico Burress and Mike Vick in the prison talent show- Plex-Mex
December 11th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Jared Allen Vishante Shencdong=Drunk in Pubic
December 11th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
T.O and Pacman- Gumby and Pokey
December 11th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
LT and Sproles: princess and the pea pod
December 11th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
TO and Roy Williams: (they’re) both with stupid –The Lonestar remix
December 11th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
belichek and cassel – grump and chump
December 11th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
ok, one more. sorry. can’t. resist.
derek anderson, Braylon edwards, and jamal lewis – STOP! DROP! and ROLL!
December 11th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
MBIII & Felix have already been dubbed “Hit and Run” by the Cowboys faithful.
December 12th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Glass Willie