
The Great White LenWhale decided to get in on the fun with T.O. and Antonio Bryant in the spree of complaining about what some guy said on TV. The Tennessee fatback took issue with NFL punditocracy terming DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart “Smash and Dash” after their merciless reaming of the Buccaneers’ defense on Monday night. Hey, that’s his quasi-catchy appellation that fits on an early ’90s-style big head caricature shirt. To avoid further confusion, we’ve decided to get to nicknaming the other various running back tandems throughout the league. Of course, the Giants backfield already holds claim to Earth, Wind and Fire, and far be it from us to deny them going the Berman route with an R&B group from the ’70s. As for the rest, here y’go. You’re on your on as far as tracking down a street vendor that carries the shirts.
Tomlinson and Sproles — “Hurt & Squirt”
McClane and Rice — “5.95 at the Chef Chen’s”
Portis and Betts — “Bitch and Bench”
Jamaal Charles & Larry Johnson – “Grit ‘n’ Spit”
Julius Jones and Maurice Morris — “Mohawk and Cravecock”
James & Hightower — “Edge ‘n’ Sledge”
Westbrook and Buckhalter – “Questionable & Doubtful”
Kevin Faulk and Sammy Morris — “Dink & Dunk”
Matt Forte and Kevin Jones — “Forte & Shit-tay”
Parker and Moore — “Willwelde”
Thomas Jones and Leon Washington “WHO DO I START IN FANTASY?”
Adrian and Chester — “Jesus & Vulture”
Taylor and Jones-Drew — “M.J.D. & O.L.D.”
Earnest Graham and Caddilac — “MCL & ACL”
______ & _______ — “Whoever Shanny Claims off the Waiver Wire”
Jerome Harrison & Jamal Lewis — “Wheelin’ & Dealin’”
Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams — “Brown & Green”
Marion & Felix — “Sounds like two gay geriatrics”
And, hey, why stop with running backs!
Ray Lewis and Bart Scott — “Stab and Stabbier”
Fitzy and Boldin — “Crackers & Bolts”
Westbrook and McNabb — “Juke & Puke”
Feel free to add more and the comments.
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Glass Willie
MBIII & Felix have already been dubbed “Hit and Run” by the Cowboys faithful.
ok, one more. sorry. can’t. resist.
derek anderson, Braylon edwards, and jamal lewis – STOP! DROP! and ROLL!
belichek and cassel – grump and chump
TO and Roy Williams: (they’re) both with stupid –The Lonestar remix
LT and Sproles: princess and the pea pod
T.O and Pacman- Gumby and Pokey
Jared Allen Vishante Shencdong=Drunk in Pubic
Plexico Burress and Mike Vick in the prison talent show- Plex-Mex
Marshawn Lynch and Fred Jackson: Hit & Run
Frank Gore and Deshaun Foster – Frankenfoster
(With Gore out) Michael Robinson-aka “Who” and Deshaun Foster-aka”Why”
The Late Gene Upshaw and Roger Goodell- The Ghost & The Darkness
Jim Kleinsasser and Visanthe Chiancoe: Harry and Dick
Chris Johnson and Lendale White: fleet of feet and all you can eat.
Ryan Fitzpatrick & BenJarvus Green-Ellis – Harvard Law
Drew Brees & Marion Barber – Smurf and Turf
Terrell Suggs and Bart Scott: All Sizzle and No Steak
Vintage 2001: Ray Lewis + Tony Siragusa = Morbidly Obese
Hine Ward and Hines Ward: Cheap & Chong
Joe Flacco and Kyle Boller: Future Star & Park my Car
Joe Flacco and Kyle Boller: Bazooka Joe & Billick Gotta Go
Joe Flacco and Kyle Boller (extended mix): Stud & YOU STOLE 5 FUCKING SEASONS FROM ME YOU JITTERY SHORT-ARMED RETARD
/feels better now, thanks.
Pat Williams and Kevin Williams – Charmin & Ultra
Jeff Garcia and Brady Quinn = Catchers in the Y
Kellen Winslow and Braylon Edwards – Staph and Gaffe
Daunte Culpepper and Drew Henson – Doom and Gloom
Brian Westbrook and Donovan McNabb – Praised and Confused
Visanthe Sheincoe and Adrian Peterson – Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Michael Turner & Kerry Collins- Turner & Hooch
belichick and mangini – spy vs. spy
Kris Jenkins – Fat Man and Other Fat Man.
Roethlisberger & Ward- Dumb Hick & Chop Sticks
Osi Umeniori & Michael Strahan- Crap & Gap
er, & should be =
Vick and Najeh & Ookie and Dookie
MJD and Matt Jones–Speed and Blow
Santana Moss and Sean Taylor–The Quick and the Dead
Pat Williams and Visanthe Sheincoe – Fat Dick
Garrard and MJD – Crohns and Jones
Pierce and Plax – Locked & Loaded
^Meant Ricky Williams, not Ronnie Brown…I need a nap.
Joey Porter & Ronnie Brown – Ass and Grass
Cadillac Williams and Jeff Garcia – Driving Miss Daisy
M.J.D. and Matt Jones- Low Blow
Antonio Bryant and Jeff Garcia – The Velcromosexuals
brandon jacobs and plaxico – run and gun
or if you prefer, scoot and shoot
Martz and Singletary – Fatass and Lardass
@ Matt Hand’s Schaub, sorry went out to lunch but it’s Manjula’s pregnancy test, pirates are wild.
Marc Bulger and Steven Jackson: Butt and Plug
Frerotte and Jackon: Epic, Fail
Kerry Collins & Vince Young: “Johnnie Walker, Black”
Emmitt Smif and Michael Irvin – “Running with Scissors”
@Mike: Fred & Dreads? More like… Bowser & the Princess.
Spectacular use of “fatback,” Ape.
I’m fairly certain “Smash and Dash” was originally coined to describe a pair of Auburn running backs. I’m far too lazy to go verify that, however.
Also, Faulk and Morris should just be “Who? and What?” For all that I hate to feed into the anti-Pats bias around here, it never fails to amaze me how few fans around here are aware that we have a “running game.”
Frank Gore and DeSean Foster — Iron and … Fuck it, Martz is just going to call another pass
Randy Moss & Wes Welker: Black Storm Cloud with White Lightning
Eli Manning & Brandon Jacobs – Shucks & Trucks
Unfortunately, the local papers have dubbed Tommy and Leon “Pow and Later,” thus proving the fact that if The Post and News both think something is witty, IT FUCKING ISN’T.
Cedric Benson and Chris Perry should be “Drunk and Disorderly”
@ Jason: Acquitted & Forget It?
Cedric Benson and Chris Perry: Who and who?
Matt Ryan and Michael Turner – Ryan Turner Overdrive
(don’t b!tch. At least it’s not “Fire and Ice”)
Collins and Young – Drunk and Disorderly
Peterson and Shiancoe – Purple Jesus and Purple headed, Jesus!
@qwijibo – great Simpson reference – Apu’s lottery ticket?
And it appears someone forgot to add Michael Irvin to the Stabby, Stabbier duo to make the trifecta.
Anderson and Quinn — The Fraud and the Flamer
Reggie Wayne and Marvin Harrison: Fantasy Surprise and Crazy Eyes
Warner and Leinart – Worker and Parasite
Endut! Hoch Hech!!!
OJ Simpson and Cowlings – Cut and Run
Personally, for LenDale and Chris Johnson I think “Dine and Dash” is more appropriate
Larry Johnson, Terrell Owens , Antonio Bryant – baby, baby, pirate
Kevin and Pat Williams – Jupiter and Saturn
Welker and Moss – Steel and Steal
Marcus and Michael Vick – Fucked and Fucked-er
Edgerrin James and Tim Hightower — Zero to Sixty
Rivers and Merriman – Bumpkin and Blumpkin
Marshawn Lynch and Fred Jackson: Fred and Dreads
Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams — Broke and Toke
Wilf and Shiancoe – Ziggy Stardust and the Spider Leg from Mars
McFadden & Fargas – Busted Trojan
Plax and Pac – Locked and Loaded.
Matt Leinart and Kurt Warner: Goofus and Gallant
Roethlisberger and Holmes— Hick and Dick