The Jimmy “The Veal” Belt-Tightening Play of the Week
The down-and-out denizens of the Queen City are getting it from all fronts - the economy sucks, the Bengals suck and, well, the Bengals really suck . Lucky for them homeless Bengal fan Jimmy “The Veal” Cowsill is here to provide some handy advice for entertaining on a very limited budget. If only he had a home he could realize toilet wine far outdoes dumpster wine.
December 4th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
MMP will be interviewing this guy on the next House of Punte
December 4th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Is that Pete Rose?
December 4th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
A port-o-john will do in a pinch if you don’t have a toilet for toilet wine.
Just make sure the bag is sealed really good!!
/looks down his nose while drinking his toilet brandy
December 4th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
He’s kinda tubby for a homeless guy.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Man, Anthony Munoz sure has fallen on some hard times.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Jello Biafra does voiceovers?
December 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
@Raskolnikov, it beats a holiday in Cambodia
December 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
…Dad??
December 4th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Any post that references toilet wine is pure gold.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Jimmy the Veal is probably too drunk to fuck.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Sauvignon Blanc, Chateau du Toilette 2007, good vintage.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
+1 slothrop
December 4th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
… Juni?
/obscure UF reference.
December 4th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
aren’t all Bengals fans homeless? what so special about that guy?