The down-and-out denizens of the Queen City are getting it from all fronts – the economy sucks, the Bengals suck and, well, the Bengals really suck . Lucky for them homeless Bengal fan Jimmy “The Veal” Cowsill is here to provide some handy advice for entertaining on a very limited budget. If only he had a home he could realize toilet wine far outdoes dumpster wine.
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aren’t all Bengals fans homeless? what so special about that guy?
… Juni?
/obscure UF reference.
+1 slothrop
Sauvignon Blanc, Chateau du Toilette 2007, good vintage.
Jimmy the Veal is probably too drunk to fuck.
Any post that references toilet wine is pure gold.
…Dad??
@Raskolnikov, it beats a holiday in Cambodia
Jello Biafra does voiceovers?
Man, Anthony Munoz sure has fallen on some hard times.
He’s kinda tubby for a homeless guy.
A port-o-john will do in a pinch if you don’t have a toilet for toilet wine.
Just make sure the bag is sealed really good!!
/looks down his nose while drinking his toilet brandy
Is that Pete Rose?
MMP will be interviewing this guy on the next House of Punte