Comments on: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 6th Seed — Baltimore Ravens

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:28:03 +0000

And I think Barrack is ignoring the loss the Ravens suffered to the Titans at home. Prepare to get a mudhole stomped in Flacco’s unibrow in Nashville.

By: Barrack Billick

Barrack Billick — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:56:18 +0000

@ PirateParrotDrugLord

That being said I am rooting for them to get to the second round, lose to the titans, but have Ray Lewis shank so many offensive players in between plays that the Steelers trounce the Titans in the AFC championship.
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After the stomping the Tits layed on the Stealers (and your “terrible” binky blanky) I understand your pathetic desire to have a real team hobble them for you. I can’t say I blame you oh wait I’m a man who’s team doesn’t need any other team’s help…I CAN say I blame you.

And the Ravens have zero Cleveland roots because Baltimore left the Clown’s precious history* in Cleveland where it belonged.

I think you’re confusing them with the Indianoplace “Let’s keep the laundry and pretend we were part of the GREATEST GAME EVA and maybe Unitas might acknowledge our pathetic existence oh wait he told us to fuck off” Irsays.

*Cleveland precious history = world’s ugliest uni/world’s 2nd dumbest name behind “Stealers”/The Drive/Red-Right 88/zero superbowl attendance etc etc etc..

By: PirateParrotDrugLord

PirateParrotDrugLord — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:57:38 +0000

The Steelers-Ravens Rivalry is the new Steelers Browns-Rivalry (possibly because the Ravens are in fact the Cleveland Browns).

As much as I love watching the new Browns be absolutely pathetic a year after they showed signs of life, that rivalry is just getting sad. I loathe the Ravens, however if they don’t roll over the Dolphins I will be very surprised. That being said I am rooting for them to get to the second round, lose to the titans, but have Ray Lewis shank so many offensive players in between plays that the Steelers trounce the Titans in the AFC championship.

As much as the hatred between Ravens and Steelers is deep seeded, both sides should admit if the AFC championship is Steelers-Ravens neither team will have enough healthy bodies to compete for the Superbowl. That game will be a freaking blood bath.

I will depart by saying, no matter how many ridiculous purple uniforms you put on shit, its still Brown.

Fuck the Ravens, and your Cleveland roots…but I still don’t want to see you in the playoffs.

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:56:21 +0000

That “five year” thingy clears the murdering linebacker too, doesn’t it?
Fuck Baltimwhore. You stole your team. Die in a fire.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:23:04 +0000

Baltimore was an integral part of Tony Siragusa’s advanced degree in Douchebaggery.

By: Greg Oden's Raven

Greg Oden's Raven — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:58:35 +0000

I fucking love the Rosetta Stone commercials Phelps is in. I’m not sure if it’s marketing genius or stupidity though. On one hand, I think, “If they can teach that slack-jawed retard to say even a few words of Chinese, that shit must be good!” On the other, I think, “How is some fuckface who can barely put together a sentence in English and is obviously illiterate a good choice for language software?”

By: qwijibo

qwijibo — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:27:17 +0000

@chad’s wobbler, he is a hungry fighter, matter of fact, he’s fighting for a sandwich.

By: Chad's Wobbler

Chad's Wobbler — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:21:50 +0000

Pittsburgh fans VS Baltimore fans: It’s a lot like watching a bum fight.

By: HappyFunMiles

HappyFunMiles — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:14:44 +0000

Ape and I agree on one thing… Phelps is a friggin’ goon. Can’t wait to see him on Match Game 2025 next to the head of Betty White and The Naked Guy Who Won The First Survivor Then Went To Prison.

By: dAndy

dAndy — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:58:59 +0000

What?! No e pluribus unim! This can’t be accurate!