Comments on: The Cowboys Must Learn To MASTURBATE THE BALL DOWN THE FEEL! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:59:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: BigJDelux http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95761 BigJDelux Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:51:10 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95761 I really think for our New year's Resolutions we should all try to REDEFECATE ourselves. . . at least our colons would like us. I really think for our New year’s Resolutions we should all try to REDEFECATE ourselves. . . at least our colons would like us.

]]> By: Doug's Kin Flutie http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95724 Doug's Kin Flutie Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:11:57 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95724 Needs more misconjugations. Needs more misconjugations.

]]> By: Pubic Enemy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95718 Pubic Enemy Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:47:30 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95718 TRIUMPHPIRATE IS TRIUMPHANT! TRIUMPHPIRATE IS TRIUMPHANT!

]]> By: Bellichick's Smirk http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95708 Bellichick's Smirk Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:03:16 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95708 Sweet jesus that was some funny shit. I don't know if i had a harder time deciphering smifspeak or containing the guffaws such a task elicits. Sweet jesus that was some funny shit. I don’t know if i had a harder time deciphering smifspeak or containing the guffaws such a task elicits.

]]> By: JackSplat http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95648 JackSplat Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:19:18 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95648 Believe Merch has come out with a <a href="http://www.believemerch.com/product/patriots-2008-no-cheating-no-playoffs" rel="nofollow">2008 Patriots playoffs shirt</a>. I just wish Fr. George would come out with a 2008 Cowboys playoffs shirt. Believe Merch has come out with a 2008 Patriots playoffs shirt. I just wish Fr. George would come out with a 2008 Cowboys playoffs shirt.

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95643 Gino Tourettsa Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:58:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95643 The great thing about being stupid is that everyone else is smart. The great thing about being stupid is that everyone else is smart.

]]> By: matt http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95626 matt Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:01:25 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95626 Just remember to masturbate the ball down the field!! Just remember to masturbate the ball down the field!!

]]> By: Jumpshootingfool http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95605 Jumpshootingfool Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:26:10 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95605 WINNING IS PARAGUAY TO EVERYTHING!! is also going into the daily lexicon. Really going to screw up the kids I coach. WINNING IS PARAGUAY TO EVERYTHING!! is also going into the daily lexicon. Really going to screw up the kids I coach.

]]> By: Greg Oden's Raven http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95596 Greg Oden's Raven Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:07:55 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95596 Hmmmmm.....Jeff "Bert" Garcia or Brady "Bert" Quinn? Hmmmmm…..Jeff “Bert” Garcia or Brady “Bert” Quinn?

]]> By: giventofly87 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-cowboys-must-learn-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-95585 giventofly87 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:54:28 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=9338#comment-95585 And what Muppets, pray tell, could we call this team now... Terrell "Oscar the Grouch" Owens Marion "Animal" Barber Tony "Gonzo the Great" Romo Jason "Rolf the Dog" Witten Wade "Bunsen Honeydew" Phillips & Jason "Beaker" Garrett Hell, you can even do off-screen personalities: Terry Bradshaw and Jimmy Johnson (Statler and Waldorf) Jessica "Janice" Simpson Emmitt "The Swedish Chef" Smiff. etc. etc. etc. Tha And what Muppets, pray tell, could we call this team now…

Terrell “Oscar the Grouch” Owens
Marion “Animal” Barber
Tony “Gonzo the Great” Romo
Jason “Rolf the Dog” Witten
Wade “Bunsen Honeydew” Phillips & Jason “Beaker” Garrett

Hell, you can even do off-screen personalities:

Terry Bradshaw and Jimmy Johnson (Statler and Waldorf)
Jessica “Janice” Simpson
Emmitt “The Swedish Chef” Smiff.

etc. etc. etc.

Tha

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