Comments on: The Battle of the Steve Smiffs Holds Great Consequence http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:50:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Voice of Reason http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93734 Voice of Reason Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:23:59 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93734 @Slideshow God knows I'm not free of homerism when it comes to the Giants, but Derrick Ward isn't putting up 200+ yards without the line making holes big enough for Peter King's ego to fit through. @Slideshow

God knows I’m not free of homerism when it comes to the Giants, but Derrick Ward isn’t putting up 200+ yards without the line making holes big enough for Peter King’s ego to fit through.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93684 Otto Man Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:51:10 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93684 My wife got pulled over by one at midnight on a back road about five year ago. Unmarked car, plainclothes detective. This was about a month after some dude was stopping cars in New Jersey with a fake police light and raping/robbing the women drivers. So she wouldn't roll the window down until he provided some ID, and John W. Law started fucking screaming at her. Again, I blame the uniform. As the saying goes, if you dress up like an obergruppenführer, you act like an obergruppenführer. My wife got pulled over by one at midnight on a back road about five year ago. Unmarked car, plainclothes detective. This was about a month after some dude was stopping cars in New Jersey with a fake police light and raping/robbing the women drivers. So she wouldn’t roll the window down until he provided some ID, and John W. Law started fucking screaming at her.

Again, I blame the uniform. As the saying goes, if you dress up like an obergruppenführer, you act like an obergruppenführer.

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93672 jackin'4beats Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:13:03 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93672 @Otto Man: The NJ State Troopers definitely look like the Nazi SS. Especially when they pull you over for having your high beams on while driving through a pitch black country road at 1:00am. @Otto Man: The NJ State Troopers definitely look like the Nazi SS. Especially when they pull you over for having your high beams on while driving through a pitch black country road at 1:00am.

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93670 jackin'4beats Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:05:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93670 Sonic the Hedgehog >>> Madison the Hedgecock Sonic the Hedgehog >>> Madison the Hedgecock

]]> By: devang http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93668 devang Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:51:08 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93668 @ Otto Man. I know what Jersey State Troopers look like as I've been on the receiving end of their douchiness several times. Yeah, I know, their unis look like the Wehrmacht, and the constant barrage of Valkyrie commercials has burned those images into my head. In other words, my bad. @ Otto Man. I know what Jersey State Troopers look like as I’ve been on the receiving end of their douchiness several times. Yeah, I know, their unis look like the Wehrmacht, and the constant barrage of Valkyrie commercials has burned those images into my head.

In other words, my bad.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93659 Otto Man Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:43:26 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93659 Maybe you don't know what Nazis looked like. Here's one for <a href="http://www.damninteresting.net/content/Goering.JPG" rel="nofollow">comparison</a>. Maybe you don’t know what Nazis looked like. Here’s one for comparison.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93658 Otto Man Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:40:29 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93658 <i>Kansas calling Jersey racist?!?!?</i> I realize you had moleman-quality beer goggles on last night, devang, but that sentence is pretty much 100% wrong. I don't live in Kansas, I live in NYC. I never called Jersey racist, I said the NJ State Troopers' outfits resemble those of the Nazis. Don't believe me? <a href="http://nucps.northwestern.edu/alumni/alumpics/tombells.jpg" rel="nofollow">Take a look.</a> Kansas calling Jersey racist?!?!?

I realize you had moleman-quality beer goggles on last night, devang, but that sentence is pretty much 100% wrong.

I don’t live in Kansas, I live in NYC. I never called Jersey racist, I said the NJ State Troopers’ outfits resemble those of the Nazis. Don’t believe me? Take a look.

]]> By: Enter Sandman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93655 Enter Sandman Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:24:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93655 Funny that 5 writers produce this blog, and only 1 gets constantly bitched about....keep hacking it up "ape". Hey Drew, I'm glad you made your $$ while the making was good. Funny that 5 writers produce this blog, and only 1 gets constantly bitched about….keep hacking it up “ape”. Hey Drew, I’m glad you made your $$ while the making was good.

]]> By: Stylist Mick http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93648 Stylist Mick Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:54:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93648 Now with video proof: http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2008/12/21/699313/fire-rob-parker Now with video proof:

http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2008/12/21/699313/fire-rob-parker

]]> By: Stylist Mick http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/the-battle-of-the-steve-smiffs-holds-great-consequence.html/comment-page-2#comment-93647 Stylist Mick Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:53:38 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8968#comment-93647 Rob Parker from THE Detroit Free Press is one classy guy. Rob Parker from THE Detroit Free Press is one classy guy.

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