Comments on: Sex On Playgrounds: The KSK Fantasy Football/Sex Advice Mailbag

By: Nikki

Nikki — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:13:59 +0000

There’s a wee bit too much bitching from guys who are actually getting laid. And christ that dude has too many QBs. Whatever. I call shenanigans on being able to change rosters after game time. And that picture almost made me puke.

“Cook her dinner and have some red wine ready.” Wow. That would be a sure bet…if it ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

By: Johnny D

Johnny D — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:54:43 +0000

@smurphette – She’s getting a masters in nursing. Does that count? And I don’t want to dump her. So any other suggestions you can make are much appreciated.

By: EastEnd

EastEnd — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:13:23 +0000

…enjoys having sex with his door open.

That’s an open invitation to join in.

By: ACMEsalesrep

ACMEsalesrep — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:11:19 +0000

“Take a fucking picture?” My wife disagrees: Video and YouTube.

And “The Hook” can also be referred to as “The Pitching Wedge”. Never “the short iron,” though. Unless, you know, the guy has a small dick.

By: moirrra

moirrra — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:28:39 +0000

I can’t understand if this whole “women don’t like sex after being in a committed relationship for awhile” thing is exaggerated or not, but if it’s accurate, I just don’t get it. I’ve been in a committed relationship for a long time and get really disappointed at anything less than twice a day… and if he’s too tired to play at night, I pout for weeks at a time afterward…

Seriously. Women love it just as much as men do, if not more…

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:13:37 +0000

@CCP: Sorry bro, that wasn’t meant as a dig at you. I fall into the “used to constantly bang my hot fiance then it stopped a few months after getting married” category. My email didn’t make the post, guess I need to throw in a slutty pic next time. I swear, she’s an ex-Arena Football cheerleader.

By: Closed Captioned Porn

Closed Captioned Porn — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:11:46 +0000

@Vince Young Sausage: You’ve never heard that phrase? Clearly you’ve never banged a cougar.

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:54:13 +0000

@Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Your simile “like throwing a hot dog down a hallway” made no sense when I first read. Then, suddenly, about 10 seconds later, lightbulb: O. My. Frickin’. God.

Gross. As well as causing me to spit diet Coke out my nose. Hey. Loose just means the germs have to travel a greater distance in order to give you an infection.

By: Drew Brees' Moles

Drew Brees' Moles — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:12:50 +0000

Let’s make it to where 289 and Aye, Doc are not allowed to post links, or give me strength to not click that mother fucker. God damn it.

By: Equine DIA-BEE-TUS

Equine DIA-BEE-TUS — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:39:56 +0000

@BDD

It may have something to do with being able to manipulate rosters during drafts. During our ESPN live draft this year a couple of guys left the keyboard to fellate eachother or something and autodrafted themselves 8 QBs. Our commish had to stop the draft and remove the tossers (QBs).