Merry Christmas to all of you gentiles out there. I may be a Jewish, but seeing as how the holiday has devolved into little more than one huge sale I can get down with it.
It’s going to be a slow few days here at KSK as we gear up for the final week of the regular season (noooo!), and seeing as how I have to run off to my company’s Christmas party I’ll keep things short.
Your Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week is none other than Jason Jones.
Wait, no, not him. It’s actually the other Jason Jones, the rookie defensive end out of Eastern Michigan who now plays for Tennessee. He’s the guy pictured below literally scaring the ball away from Ben Roethlisberger.
The rookie had a career day on Sunday with five tackles, 3.5 sacks, and three forced fumbles. Enjoy the holiday, and go get drunk for the love of Christ!
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well poutin peypey need to fix his own mouf. he look like the retard that collect shit at the goodwill trailer. dont drool on me ho-THATS DISRESPECT!
PEYPEY GON FIX THE TITANS. DEN HE GON DRANK THAT GATORADE. YOU BEST BULEEVE DAT.
In all seriousness though, as a Colts fan I’m used to the regular season being like 14 weeks. Then we get a playoff game or four. It’s good times.
@C-VCP
peypey aint bout to disrespect shit. peypey will disrespect the fucking gatorade cooler while sorgi or whoever the backup is gets their fuckin mouf fixed by the titans backup d,cuz thats what jason jones is,backup. cheers to a titans-colts game this weekend that means absolutley shit.hopefully ill be drunk somewhere screaming at people watching the game with the intensity that it is for a wildcard spot. fuck indy fans in nashville
PEYPEY GON DISRESPECT ERREBODY. BULEEVE DAT.
@J4B
Don’t forget about Kwanzaa!!!
Merry Christmas to all of you non-heathens out there.
Happy Hanukkah or Chanukkah or however you spell it to all of you Jews out there.
And definitely get blind drunk tomorrow no matter what you celebrate.
Here’s to more Mouf Fixin’, Drankin’, YEE HAW’in, Paytreeut hatin’ and general KSK debauchery in 2009.
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Fuckers.
jason jones shit on roethlisberger for 3 fucking hours straight,haunting his dreams for the following weeks to come. big ben has officially put a hit out on his entire offensive line because fuck it,if thats the best you can do,he hopes you die and will take my chances running around in the backfield by himself. hes already doing that,so he might as well be able to do so without smelling you disgusting fat-bodies.
@ Monkey Business,
it’s a shame you will only be able to pound the drum for Peyton’s meast eligibility for 1 more week. Since, you know, they’s gon be eliminated in the their first playoff game and all.
HOW CAN YOU DENY THIS!!!
I think it should go to Jason Taylor for actually showing up for a football game this season…..no wait, he still blows.
Three toudchdowns! Who the hell does he think he is, Art Monk?
Don’t you talk about Art that way OR ALL OF WARRRSHINGTON WILL KICK YOUR ASS SUNDEE
Three toudchdowns! Who the hell does he think he is, Art Monk?
Once again The Kid of Steel, Wes Welkah gets disrespected by the Arian hatahs at KSK. Welkah is clearly the league MVP. No one denies this.
You need to say it with more gusto. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
Like that. If you don’t scream something, nobody takes notice. This is the #1 rule to live by in Boston. Always scream.
Ben looks like his mind is on a Choco Taco rather than that football.
and a grand total of 68 yards this week. How I overlooked him for the Meast is beyond me.
Three whole TDs!?
EMM VEE PEE EMM VEE PEE EMM VEE PEE
kill yourself
Once again The Kid of Steel, Wes Welkah gets disrespected by the Arian hatahs at KSK. Welkah is clearly the league MVP. No one denies this.
Statistics
By Player Position
Receiving
Rk Player Team Pos Rec Yds Avg Yds/G Lng TD 20+ 40+ 1st 1st%
1 Wes Welker NE WR 109 1,139 10.4 75.9 64 3 13 1 55 50.5
Is it acceptable at this point to simply tell people I’m Jewish,
Why not? UM has been doing it for years.
Katni, Shalom means pretty much everything. So stick with that.
Fuck, I give it up.
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Ape, in the spirit of Christmas I bought you a pair of <a href=http://cgi.ebay.com/Pittsburgh-Steelers-Terrible-Towel-Gloves-Free-Ship_W0QQitemZ350143753280QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_SM_Fan_Shop?hash=item350143753280&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50gloves for the long winter ahead in Washington, DC.
Santa has lovely thighs
Lemme axe you somethin’, UM: I’m about as gentile as they get, yet have less than zero desire to participate in anything Christmas related. I’ve boycotted for roughly the last 10 years. Is it acceptable at this point to simply tell people I’m Jewish, so as to avoid delving into the fucked-upped-ness of my familial situation? Any key phrases I should know? All I got so far is “shalom”. Many thanks, and, uh, shalom!
I’m with Monkey Business! No Jason Jones for Meast!
/dusts off stomped on Terrible Towel
It’s like Peezy and Pacman had a child who stuck up for Peyton.
I don’t know if I could handle that.
OH NO. You did NOT just DISRESPECT Peypey. He had as measty a game as a QB can have, and he doesn’t even get a mention. THAT’S DISRESPECT.
Peyton is gon fix all y’all in the playoffs. He gon fix Marmalard or Cutlerfucker, whichever one shows up. Den he gon fix the Stillers or Titans. Den he gon fix whoever’s left. DEN HE GON FIX DA SUPER BOWL. FIX YO CHAMPIONSHIP.
And he gon fix Peezy if dey meet in da playoffs. Oh yeah, he gon fix Peezy. He gon pop dose popcorn muscles like Orville Redenbacher on crack. HE GON DISRESPECT PEEZY. DAT’S PRE-EMPTIVE DISRESPECT.
Den he gon drank. You KNOW Peypey gon drank. He gon drank that non-alcoholic sizzurp. HE GON DISRESPECT THE ALCOHOL. He gon drank that fruit juice. He gon drank that Gatorade. HE GON DRANK THAT MILK. YOU BEST BULEEVE DAT. Den he gon avoid da club. HE GON DISRESPECT THE CLUB BY NOT GOING AND STAYING HOME WITH HIS WIFE.
Y’all about to get DISRESPECTED by Peypey.
FIX YO MEAST!
At first glance, it looks like Ben Rongrastname dropping a turd.
The I remembered last weeks game, so I was right the first time.
Oh, and Happy and Safe Holidays to all of you.
Peace on Earth, Good will towards men…. all that crap.
“…go get drunk for the love of Christ!”
If you insist.
“But, honey, one of my favorite sports blogs told me I HAD to!”