Comments on: Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week — Week 14

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:10:10 +0000

Cuz no one respects the Ravens.

I don’t respect them because my team spanked them like a red-headed stepchild in week 6.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:51:08 +0000

On second thought, I think Bart might be too busy drawing another game-killing unsportsmanlike conduct penalty to bother with Ryan. Priorities, you know.

By: G.G.

G.G. — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:49:13 +0000

Desperation is a stinky cologne…

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:46:04 +0000

Don’t mention hot sauce around Rex Ryan. Might take Bart Scott, Terrell Thuggs, Ray-Ray From Around the Way and WholeLotta Ngata just to haul that fat fuck off the field after you induce a infarction in that goofy-looking mountain of a ‘tard.

By: Barrack Billick

Barrack Billick — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:56:36 +0000

Ape, Bart Scott is going to slather more “hot sauce” on Big Bum than Mark Malone
did to your mom’s gaping grill at his bachelor party many moons ago.

Now THAT is a lot of hot sauce, young man!

By: The Young Nucleus

The Young Nucleus — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:31:26 +0000

Just as long as that statistic isn’t a highly respected metric like DVNO. /fixed

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:56:52 +0000

Oh and I forgot, fuck that cheap shot fucking chink ass Hines Ward. I’m going to laugh when he blindsides Ed Reed like he loves to do cuz he is a fucking pussy and then Ray Lewis pulls a shiv out of his sock and stabs him in his fucking slant eye, then Bart Scott drags him kicking and screaming into a phone booth where every player he has ever bitch-hit will kick him in the nuts till both testicles rupture, and afterwards, just as the EMTs are loading him onto a gurney, Keith Rivers mumble something no one understands cuz his jaw is in more pieces than a jigsaw puzzle, and piss all over Ward’s stabbed eye. And then Rivers will get hit by a bus. Cuz fuck Cinncinati too. Damnit.

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:49:32 +0000

Baltimore loves the Ravens. And you love them too, whether you realize it or not. And fuck Christmas Ape. He can lick my taint and say it tastes like brown sugar. I feel like Rodney Dangerfield when I say no respect. Cuz no one respects the Ravens. I feel sorry for you low-brow dick tickling idiots. Hope your team plays the Ravens in the playoffs, cuz they are going to be licking the white dog shit with all due respect to Step Brothers. All I’m trying to say is, Steelers fans can teabag their mothers, the terrible towel is yellow cuz the Ravens collectivley pissed all over it, and Baltimore is going to destroy your team in the playoffs/Super bowl, because they basically can shit all over your team. So I guess I will go ahead and wrap this up by saying fuck the Steelers, and it will be good raping the division title from you fucking cumswapping faggots. By the way, fuck Pittsburgh. Thank you, and goodnight.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:46:33 +0000

Hey, Barrack Billick is back for the first time since the Ravens got their dicks knocked in the dirt against the Giants. That’s as good a sign as any!

By: Jay

Jay — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:35:59 +0000

*chugs non-alcoholic beer*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EDDY

*changes into purple camo pants*

FUCKING YEEEEEEEEEAH EDDY MAKES THIS D-FENCE GO

*clips off sideburn, glues to forehead in attempt to look like Flacco*