Comments on: Ryan Clark Gets A Most Unwelcome Visitor

By: L

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:00:02 +0000

dirty fackin’ hit

By: Junker23

Junker23 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:42:18 +0000

Guess who wrote this:

Marion Barber, you’re gonna love that sloppy Heinz Field. In other news, I am now actively rooting against the Steelers after Ryan Clark’s Jack Tatum-esque cheap shot on Wes Welker. If that had been done to a quarterback, he would have been handcuffed on the spot, thrown in jail and banned from professional football. The Karma Police are coming for you, Ryan Clark. You just wait.

By: Vince Wilspork

Vince Wilspork — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:06:49 +0000

I always read “NO ONE DENIES THIS” with the second half of “denies” raising up to a shrill pitch. It’s pretty authentic that way.

Yeah, those quotes are exactly why I quickly stopped browsing/posting on Pats message boards shortly after starting. It’s ridiculous and hilarious at first, and then just infuriating and depressing. Especially the pissing matches that go on when the Dolphins fans start posting on the board. Just horrible.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:36:20 +0000

I like how the Pats fan imply that they won 3 Super Bowls DESPITE THE NFL’S BEST EFFORTS TO FUCK THEM OVER! They were just that good, I guess…

By: synapticmisfires

synapticmisfires — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:32:38 +0000

Hilarious!!! Masterful!

The best part is the claim that the NFL is rigging the season for THREE DIFFERENT TEAMS. Why not just suggest that the NFL is cheating on behalf of EVERY team that beats the Patriots. OH IT’S JUST BECAUSE GODELL LOVES THE DOLPHINS. AND THE JETS. AND THE COLTS. AND THE GIANTS. AND THE STEELERS. AND DURING PRESEASON THE EAGLES GIANTS RAVENS AND BUCCANEERS.

FUCKING BIASED PRICKS.

By: Daydream Billiever

Daydream Billiever — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:11:37 +0000

it’s not “NO ONE DENIES THIS” but some Masshole started a TD on fannation.com saying the Pats would make the playoffs, speaking of them missing “THERE IS NO WAY THIS WILL HAPPEN!”
http://www.fannation.com/throwdowns/show/258699-the-patriots-will-make-the-playoffs?category_id=1

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:17:45 +0000

Cawkpouch. Nice.

I do love me so Tawmmy I do. Thanks Drew!

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:56:04 +0000

If this is okay, how soon before carrying guns will be allowed?

I like where this is going. Who wouldn’t love to see The Last Boy Scout live?

By: SonOfSpam

SonOfSpam — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:30:23 +0000

As good a writer as Drew is (and he’s on par with Shakespeare and Jackie Collins), his skills are no match for the Herald commenters. Fucking gold.

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:29:55 +0000

Ah, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy…he brings sunshine to my day…that and Kodiak stains on the carpet.

And if that had been Brandon Meriweather nailing Hines Ward, you can bet they’d be cheering for the BAHDEST HIT EVAH!

Btw, I’ve taken to ending all arguments with NO ONE DENIES THIS! I find it adds the right amount of cawkpouch to any discussion, regardless of opponent — co-worker, spouse, priest.