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	<title>Comments on: Punk vs. Douche &#8212; Who is Less Undeserving?</title>
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		<title>By: Tony Romo Brown Town</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tony Romo Brown Town</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 06:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As we all know, from the beginning of the Wild Card system, it was formulated JUST for this VERY MOMENT, to screw the Pats in 2008-09.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As we all know, from the beginning of the Wild Card system, it was formulated JUST for this VERY MOMENT, to screw the Pats in 2008-09.</p>
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		<title>By: FuckSteelersNation</title>
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		<dc:creator>FuckSteelersNation</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JLWhite must have traveled from the future to spoil the content of the next Simmons column.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JLWhite must have traveled from the future to spoil the content of the next Simmons column.</p>
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		<title>By: J.L. White</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/punk-vs-douchebag-who-is-less-undeserving.html/comment-page-1#comment-95035</link>
		<dc:creator>J.L. White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I look forward to a Charger win, just so that an 8-8 team will make the playoffs, while the 11-5 Patriots stay home.  I can just imagine how many Boston assholes will complain that the NFL should COMPLETELY REWRITE THE ENTIRE PLAYOFF SYSTEM just so their precious, precious Pats get some justice.

Fuck &#039;em.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I look forward to a Charger win, just so that an 8-8 team will make the playoffs, while the 11-5 Patriots stay home.  I can just imagine how many Boston assholes will complain that the NFL should COMPLETELY REWRITE THE ENTIRE PLAYOFF SYSTEM just so their precious, precious Pats get some justice.</p>
<p>Fuck &#8216;em.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s been such a glorious day in the NFL. My guys won (though ingloriously) and all the Haterade has slaked my prurient thirst. I&#039;ve channeled my inner Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW! 

I don&#039;t know how this day could be better. Maybe the ground will split open and Marmalard and Cutlerfuck will fall into Satan&#039;s waiting arms. VIVA LIFE!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been such a glorious day in the NFL. My guys won (though ingloriously) and all the Haterade has slaked my prurient thirst. I&#8217;ve channeled my inner Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW! </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know how this day could be better. Maybe the ground will split open and Marmalard and Cutlerfuck will fall into Satan&#8217;s waiting arms. VIVA LIFE!</p>
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		<title>By: Spilly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spilly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I figure Tatum Bell will get a whopping 31 yards before getting injured and going on IR , and we&#039;ll try and sign Maurice Clarett to fill in at Halftime</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I figure Tatum Bell will get a whopping 31 yards before getting injured and going on IR , and we&#8217;ll try and sign Maurice Clarett to fill in at Halftime</p>
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		<title>By: Tatum Bellhop</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tatum Bellhop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[[ door flies open ]]

&quot;YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!&quot;</description>
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<p>&#8220;YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: chris johnson as a second language</title>
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		<dc:creator>chris johnson as a second language</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fackin nawt fay-uh</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fackin nawt fay-uh</p>
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		<title>By: Spilly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spilly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ugh. Is it over yet?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh. Is it over yet?</p>
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		<title>By: porky1</title>
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		<dc:creator>porky1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My vote is for Giant Douche.</description>
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		<title>By: Georger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Georger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I look forward to all the &#039;what about the Patriots? THIS WEST TEAM DOESN&#039;T DESERVE IT!&#039; rabble rabble rabbling.

If San Diego wins, they will have three wins over teams with winning records against the Pats&#039; four, and beat them head to head. It isn&#039;t like New England is the greatest team ever who played an absurd schedule and came up juuuuust a bit short, they had an easy ass schedule and got bit by turning the ball over at will against the Steelers, boo fucking hoo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I look forward to all the &#8216;what about the Patriots? THIS WEST TEAM DOESN&#8217;T DESERVE IT!&#8217; rabble rabble rabbling.</p>
<p>If San Diego wins, they will have three wins over teams with winning records against the Pats&#8217; four, and beat them head to head. It isn&#8217;t like New England is the greatest team ever who played an absurd schedule and came up juuuuust a bit short, they had an easy ass schedule and got bit by turning the ball over at will against the Steelers, boo fucking hoo.</p>
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